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Listen the lad is obviously busy with his main job as a pastor in New Jersey.

well aye, he did. a sort of assisting the assist or in other words he passed it to a team mate.

2 minutes too late. Pictures of you in your new spray on t-shirt when it arrives please, PL.

Two now, you’ve followed him haven't you?

i wish this was real

Drum banging "ultra", Pardew loving, high horse riding on our ownership, shithole dwelling cunts. I'd love to see them go down.

I thought you loved Maxi.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/21/boris-johnson-lies-standards-committee-partygate?CMP=share_btn_tw

Aesop wrote his defence.

Hodgson is a total relegation appointment. I know you can make the argument that Watford is a basket club but he was beyond woeful there. They basically have to hit the ground running with their games against the teams around them because, even two losses on the spin there, and they’re right in it. And morale will be rock bottom as it is. Also, can you imagine being a player there, being told Hodgson was leaving two seasons ago so a new manager can bring the club forward, that manager being sacked and the bloke who was apparently holding you back is coming in again Get rid of them

What? Not 6 litres of Lloyd Grossman Bhuna? Philistines.

Can't see him going unless he loses at the election. Tories and Sunak won't want a by-election so I'm guessing they stop short of the 10 day suspension that triggers yhe recall vote. Rap on the knuckles 3 day suspension and the Tory press portray it as a vindication This floater is going to circle the pan a few times yet

"I've stumbled into a room where a crowd of people are drinking and eating - please can I have some written advice on whether this counts as a party? " *repeat numerous times over several months.

Thanks for your thoughts Gary Gloryhunter

Lads what you buying shirts for these minnows for anyway?

Is there an orange away strip?

I'll sacrifice you at his altar to power his hattrick at manchester

Castore have made the brave decision to pretty much repackage a Rangers jersey as the new Ireland shirt...

You know how it's widley accepted that Brighton are a well run club, Brentford too. I'm sure if De Zerbi fucks up Brighton will already have a short list of replacements. Managers who play a sufficiently similar style, so that the playing staff don't need to be overhauled, the coaches don't have to be replaced wholesale. Why don't more clubs look at their approach and make similar decisions? This appointment is a rush decision, a backwards step. When they appointed Vieira why didn't they have a list of similar coaches in mind should it not work out? If our lot have anything about them, they'll have a list of coaches that can replace Howe, even though he's doing really well. It's just poor planning. Still think they'll stay up though, still think they'll need to replace Hodgson pretty damn quick.

"at least he's friendly"

The Guardian had to print an apology years ago after running a story that Captain Pugwash was taken off air due to the double entendres. Despite them being an urban legend

WHat the fuck is this shit? "Whore the lads?". You can see why this guy is on the big bucks. Worth every penny. Fucking hell man.

There are better defensive midfielders than McTominay, cheaper too. We could get Milinkovic Savic for c£35m, how much would Scotty Boy cost? £50m? More? I know Savic is a couple of years older, but the difference in quality is stark.

He's saying things I like though tbf, I'd vote for him.

good old ITK Henry has one follower

First time I've seen this clip.....47 seconds🤣

Hold my beer

Edwards has proven time and time again he doesn't know shite. Philip Billing would be a better shout than McTominay if we are looking at squad players. Forgetting cost, etc, if Man U want sell to us, it's only because they think he's not good enough and if he's not good enough for those cunts, he certainly isn't good enough for NUFC.

I thought it was Roger, the cabin boy?

"E-I-E-I-E-I-O"

I think it was @thebrokendoll saying Bruno seems to know the words to all the songs. It's very apparent from this that he knows "E-I-E-I-E-I-O" and absolutely nothing else. But he moves his mouth very enthusiastically for the rest of the song.

Someone who can take a shot on from distance is much needed. I think Willock and Bruno have it in them but just aren't confident shooting from distance right now. Considering he's relatively raw and if in the same mould as Willock, price would be the main factor we'd be in for him over someone like Maddison who has consistenly proven he can unlock defences in this league. Hopefully we can get both:

It's like 'preparing to make a bid' or 'final stages of making an offer' thats all the rage for ITK accounts and Edwards style journos on Twitter

The bloke who wrote it kids were absolutely ballistic about said urban myth iirc.

Go on then @Blastronaut

Lock that prostitute up.

The respect between Shelvey and the players does NOT reflect what happened on the pitch

Bloke died in the brewery after falling into a twenty tonne beer tank. It was a slow death as he ended up crawling out five times for a piss before finally drowning.