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I’m still fucking creasing at this lot, they genuinely have threads going on about how they’re the best attacking side in England and are drawing at home with fucking Luton . Fucking Luton you’ve got to walk through some cunts living room to get into that clubs away end ffs . This lot are absolute fucking bog roll. What an absolute urinal cake of a club.

On a side note I find Spurs fascinating. They were a whisker away from winning the champions league then give their manager the sack the next season. He should have had the freedom of the city for getting them there as it will ever happen again. There is an inherently, deep rooted issue (a bit like us here with trophies) that will never take them to the next levels. They'll always be the black sheep of the "big 6" and imminently be replaced by us. The day Kane fucks off or form eventually declines then they are back in mid table where they belong. Standards should be set by the CLUB and managers & players should follow this. So if you change all the players and manager the respect, way you carry yourself, the desire and the ambition should always remain the same. Thats for everyone throughout the club. I think this is what our current owners along with manager are trying to implement for future success.

Hadi's lass: "Are you still on that zoom call?" Hadi mutes it: Hadi: "Honestly, pet. This cunt won't fuck off, I've told him there's no evidence of links between his club and ours and we couldn't give a fuck anyway even if there was, if he's not emailing links to his town he's emailing links to netflix and a TV programme even though I've told him we don't have netflix. I've been nice but he's getting right on my tits. I wish he'd fuck off to be honest, love." Hadi unmutes the call: Mackem: "........and in 1924, Bob, having returned to Sunderland said he spoke to a Basque lad out there who was canny sure the strips were the same as the 1915 ones from Sunderland but wasn't sure how they got through what with the war being on......" Hadi: "Qué es estan? El grande lion en mi casa! Run wor lass!!" Hadi turns off the call, takes a breath and puts the TV on. Not netflix. Hadi: "If the phone goes don't answer it."

Have you not told it who you are?

I’ve always had a lot of respect for Conte but he’s massively let himself down there imo. Parts of what he said may be true but he’s put the club in an untenable position, likely turned the players and fans against him, and accepted zero responsibility. I knew at the time it was a shit move for him so he can whinge but it was his stupid fucking choice. While it is hilarious because it’s Spurs his comments are disgraceful imo and I’d be fucking raging if an NUFC manager went in like that. If I was Spurs I’d sack the cunt with no pay out and if he tried to sue I’d say his comments brought his contract into disrepute. As I say I’ve long held him as one of the best managers in the world but he’s been a fucking quitter here iyam, as people say those comments are him asking for the sack & payout - if he wants to leave he should put on his big boy pants and quit rather than being a conniving little bitch. Saying all that hopefully it becomes a fucking night mare and spurs season goes off a cliff.

My boys team clinched their ice hockey league title today

Tell him his breath stinks of shit and you can smell it from your phone.

You can tell that some (most?) watch no football but Sunderland and us. And they view our games through a veil of pure hatred so that doesn’t count. Them only watching Sunderland cam be the only reason that they think their players are worth 50/60 million due to a total lack of reference points

You’re discussing goalkeeping wrong. It’s not one (shot stopping/footwork) at the expense of the other. I think Pope is a better goalkeeper. Southgate, despite his decent record has a tendency to pick favourites. He favours Pickford, his problem not ours. We don’t want our first choice keeper getting the pressure that comes with that job tbh, it ruined Rob Green. Who was a very good goalkeeper.

“ Este tipo se caga en su propio asiento“

Bilbao absolutely love us as well

Why do they even go on about it anyway? Even if it was true, which apparently Athletic themselves say isn’t the case, in what way has it helped Sunderland? They’re genuinely the weirdest fucking fan base around, I’ve never once thought/looked into connections between NUFC and other sides and wouldn’t be particularly bothered short of it being a mildly interesting bit of footballing history, meanwhile they set up supporters clubs, search the archives, and do their usual thing of simply lying about things to create some connection that brings them precisely nothing.

It was ruled offside. What’s his fucking problem?

Barcelona of the north (actual)

Thanks Eddie

I did not prompt for the cock/hand/sword configuration, that’s just how horny Link is for Sunderland, according to AI. That sword is plastic though, naturally.

I don’t generally eat much fish but I made Nigella’s hake tacos today as a starter and honest to god it was nearly as good as sucking on her fat tits. Absolutely superb.

Nearly like using an iPhone…

Aye you're right about that. I don't know what to make of Southgate honestly, he seems to be so deeply boring, uninspiring and constantly picks his favourites over form, doesn't integrate players who deserve to be in the team over his besties. The appearances that the likes of Tomori and Pope have had under him are a total joke considering they're playing far far better than their counterparts who are mainstays in his team. They get no chance to establish themselves, one game here or there which is shite for a 'keeper or defender who benefit from getting to know who they are playing with and then they go straight back out for pickford or harry fucking maguire.

"This journey began when I just made some shit up, for reasons which even I don't fully understand." No wonder they were such fans of Gandaft, all crackerjacks together.

Desperate Dan. Desperate Fan.

His breath stinks of shit.

I fucking hate Man United.

Mandela Effect marra. Just because wuz have entered a parallel universe doesn’t mean owt. FTME.

Just when you think they’ve plumbed the depths of despair, they go and show the world how much deeper they can go. The actual club, Atletico Bilbao, have said that sunderland have fuck-all to do with their history, but no, these two delusional fat lads WILL HAVE THEIR DAY!

Bossing the arse off this mind. Roast beef- dry marinated overnight, veggie Wellington, duck fat and veggie roasties, sausage and veggie stuffings, cauliflower cheese, garlic and Parmesan roast broccoli, lemon dressed French beans, steamed and roast carrots, and 30 homemade Yorkshire puds. Beef and roast garlic gravy Veggie Onion gravy. For 15 , with plenty to spare tbh. All whilst increasingly mildly befuddled on red wine. Fuck me I'm good

Probably rather go to Dubai with the lads tbh

aye. they've got a horrendous run of games in april with the possible exception of bournemouth at home. far worse than our tricky month. I suppose there's a chance conte's rant might galvanise them, but if it goes the other way their slip back down to being a midtable club could happen very quickly. completely manufactured part of the 'big 6' purely for the media to over hype the north london derby. we'll be back to hammering them seven nowt very soon.

He can’t both be wrong

Aye, that’s basically a resignation letter from Conte. As Howay says, if that’s really how he feels he should walk. Because there’s no way you can air those views publicly then expect to be able to work with the players afterwards.

There's a Samsung Experience Store in town. They'll be getting the G-Man experience if this continues.

Hope they decide before the 8th of April

Bloke died in the brewery after falling into a twenty tonne beer tank. It was a slow death as he ended up crawling out five times for a piss before finally drowning.

Take the lumps of strawberry out though, can be a little distracting later on t’nest.

I did a cracking brisket today. Used beef stock in a beer can (I’ve seen it all now), one can of hobgoblin, 3 small bay leaves, handful fresh parsley, one tin chopped tomatoes, one small teaspoon marmite XO, one small whole star anise, 3 cloves garlic. Seasoning obvs. Chunky carrots, pre-caramelised onions, mushrooms. 7 hours slow cooker. Made a roux to thicken sauce before serving. Served with steamed fine green beans and baby potatoes. Snooty French lass and two awkward little bastards loved it so job done. I got fuck all for Father’s Day, again, for the record.

This is the best bit about their whole delusion- Bilbao couldn’t give a shit about sunderland, as evidenced by their utter disinterest in friendlys etc, yet they can’t get enough of us.

Hopefully aye, tbf there’s fucking no point in him going with the England squad Southgate will always go with Pickford for whatever inexplicable reason the stupid cunt has for that.

Some of what he says is probably true but when he publicly airs that its "them" not "us" then he wants the sack Looking at their players, if you take away the front 3 the are mid table at best.

That’s some impressive driving for an owld fart.

It’s so much worse watching it than reading the comments. It’s a ten minute diatribe (largely unprompted) against his own club. I agree with a lot of what he says but it seems like he’s attempting to absolve himself of most of the blame. What he’s saying may have some truth to it but he’s as much to blame for their performances this season as the players.

can't be talking about me, I'm a sort of george clooney/johnny depp hybrid.

Is that from making the video? Give her some yoghurt.

Absolutely. Howe can continue to maintain the cool temperament in front of the cameras but someone behind the scenes needs to be taking these to the cleaners. Its shocking. And not one but two imbeciles looked at it and got it staggeringly wrong. Good on Sherwood for putting that weasel Chris Foy in his place.

“Spurs were 1-3 up with 15mins to go HMHM, does that make them bottling cockney twats?”

sky sports apparently have been swamped with requests by their female audience to find out who the hunk is in the green jacket when the winner goes in. meanwhile the police are looking for the grey haired bloke for sneaking in for nowt....

Boot them in the shins and if they dare yell out in pain, tell them to man up.

Steps in when the hard work is done, he’s the board Roosevelt