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First reply. "Get on to Mick Lynch, tell him strictly no rail strikes on NUFC match days and to make sure industrial action is pinpointed for Sunderland home games. Tyneside must flourish over Wearside at all costs. Remind him we have the photos."

Sexy title from a sexy man

“Spurs were 1-3 up with 15mins to go HMHM, does that make them bottling cockney twats?”

Send them a video of you banging their daughter titled “ NUFC fan decides to man up”.

Even by the rather poor standards that have been set, that was an absolutely fucking diabolical decision. Actually encouraging the on field referee to overturn a correct decision is the exact opposite of what it was brought in for. If you accept it’s here to stay, which it appears to be, then you have to still accept a degree of human error in interpretation of the laws of the game. But in that instance? How the cunting fuck has the defender not deliberately played the ball? He’s looking at it and moves his foot towards it.

And yes, at this ungodly hour I am beginning to regret sending the wife to the pub and accepting responsibility for the kids.

"I'm not saying they panicked but their arseholes were twitching like a bunny rabbit's nose, Jeff."

sky sports apparently have been swamped with requests by their female audience to find out who the hunk is in the green jacket when the winner goes in. meanwhile the police are looking for the grey haired bloke for sneaking in for nowt....

"There's been a late, late goal at Southampton, but who's it to, HMHM?!" "Equaliser against Spurs. Giddup!"

Wonder what Erik Ten Fraud will complain about the goatee having bitch. If the useless cunt could grow hair he’d 100% have a bowl cut like Tim Krul the fucking freak. Isaks mad lads 3-0 win

I’m not sure how he scored the one he did tbf.

🎵 What's in your head, in your head, marra, marra, marra-a-a-a 🎶

I got cheese in pocket I got bog roll, not gonna use it

I can't believe what I watched last night, had a few watching it so reading this thread back glad to know it actually happened and wasn't some sleep deprived/drunken hallucination. There's not a cat in hell's chance Anderson's goal is disallowed if that's Man U, none, fucking zero. Someone needs to be making our displeasure with VAR public knowledge as it's what the cunt 6 would do to put pressure on the refs and guess, what? It fucking works. The bookings that weren't given was horrendous as well, like NJS says, it must be in the refs handbook to be incompetent in Forest's favour when we play them at their place. Isak, though, what a fucking boy this kid is, cool as fucking cucumber and that finish for the equaliser was criminally underrated by the spawn of Dalglish if she thinks it's flukey? Tripps wants the freedom of the city for the pen carry on as well, mind. last but not least, I'd like Shelvey to cry a bit more.

He’s an absolute cunt. I said it for the whole time he was here and it holds now, just an utter fucking scumbag. He basically spent the whole game intentionally trying to injure Bruno, I’ve no doubt whatsoever that was his intention but of course like most things for him he was incapable of executing it despite going through the back of the player three times. He’s a bitter, small, pathetic man. Was overhyped as he has a decent pass on him but the issue is he’s a loser mentally, no fight in him and he has rocks in his head so while he can physically play the ball well he can’t read the game. Hopefully his career ends soon, or fizzles out, I expect he will end up penniless given the way I’ve heard he acts off the pitch. So fucking glad we’re rid of him finally the spineless, violent little prick.

I fucking knew it

Tell them they should've manned up in 1984 instead of caving in.

FYP

We’ve found @LongTimeAdmirer’s RTG username then.

While we’re at it

tripper had me, me mate and me brother all fooled mind. we were all shitting ourselves he was gonna take it!

You don't think there would be a "If red shirt then" subroutine? Would have to be Open Source.

The thing what fucks me off more. You just know that's not a VAR decision for Man United, Liverpool, City etc.

Just another reason VAR is shit. It just passes the buck to the VAR referee rather than the on field officials. I hate the feeling of scoring a goal then not celebrating fully and waiting to see if it counts. Or even worse think there is ABSOLUTELY no reason this could be chalked off (like last night) and then the subsequent disappointment. I'd bin it personally and keep goal line technology. If they want to use VAR then they can review games and hand out harsh retrospective punishment to divers/bad tackles etc etc

So it’s literally one of the fucking examples in the rule of what constitutes deliberate play. It was a staggeringly bad decision. The ref (and VAR) also both missed two scissor tackles through the back of our players by Dennis as Shelvey as well which iirc are pretty well defined examples of red cards in the rules too. The officiating team for this one should be suspended or removed from their positions imo.

I’m surprised they’re whinging so much…

so, these mags on a metro sang just a random middle bit of a song without any knowledge of the lines which precede it or what follows? aye, that definitely happened.

I'll pack in at the end of the season, by which time we'll be looking forward to Champions League football next season. And you lot will spend the summer begging me to sign on for all of next season. That's how this plays out.

Dembele 🤝 Sunderland. Deal done. 👍

I think you’ll find they’d finish halfway up the division above the division they’re halfway up 👍🏻

Didn’t even get to read our match thread on there before it was moved so I’m guessing it was superb

Also, it's amusing that there'll be a few grumpy cunts going to the Sunderland game later on today before their match has even kicked off.

nice title @Gemmill this can't come quick enough, desperately hoping we turn every side of sjp in to a seething mass of fucking hatred for these manc cunts.

This trend of sending refs to the telly when they’ve made a right decision is some iron-clad bullshit. Anderson’s goal was about the only decision he got right in that hour or so and they made him overturn it

Look at us. The 6am slot. Toontastic's Neville and Carragher.

Oh yeah 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

It's so he can hide all the cutlery he's nicked, the Scouse cunt.

Their reaction to the game is absurd, they spent the entire game actively trying to injure our players which is a truly fucking disgraceful way to play, the whole time being allowed to do it by the ref and are now acting like they were hard done by in a game we had a perfectly fine goal disallowed and a pretty blatant penalty shout ignored. The commentator repeatedly said it was a very scrappy game but that’s fucking bullshit, one team came to play football and the other looked to spoil. I have no complaints about a team playing spoiler btw (aside from how they tried to injure players - that’s fucking disgraceful and I have zero time for that ugly cunt of a manager after witnessing that) but they cant turn around and try to play victims. As AH says it’s just utter nonsense and I want them to fuck off down, the only reason I’d want them to stay up is that they keep paying us mental money for our fucking shite fringe players.

They’ve got a fucking nerve

Eddie needs to start complaining about clearly atrocious decisions like Ferguson did when he was Manure manager. Fergie, the red nosed cunt, complained about everything but it worked in the sense that the media pressure on people kept them on their toes. If we're polite and roll over every time the PL and refs take the piss they'll keep on doing it. Of course Fergie also had the advantage of being one of the "chosen ones", in terms of being one of the clubs seemingly chosen by god to have the right to win. Again though fighting your corner as much as you can surely can't hurt.

Nah. Signing Dembele is Mag-like behaviour