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When he’s sitting on the beach cats try to bury him.

Breached his license by doing Jimmy Savile impressions in a Yorkshire cafe, allegedly.

In retrospect Glitter will just be thinking he should’ve just joined the Met

Glitter accessing the dark web days after being released

If you sent him down a mine the coal would come up by itself.

How different things might’ve been, if you been born a little later. And been given several hundred thousand pounds of Russian oligarch money, laundered through the leave campaign.

Bloke in the cafe turned around to wykiki before he left and said, 'Keep to the road, stay off t'moors, lad'.

Was he letting you know Glitter was back in chokey?

Back at work. Put my out of office on as per. One bloke emailed me. He will have got a bounce back. He emailed me two days after asking for a response. He emailed me again yesterday asking for an urgent response. I called him just now. He told me he got my bounce back but ignored it as he thought it maybe fake.

Looks like he's been apple bobbing in a chip pan

for fuck's sake man! you'll not find many bigger critics than me of n.u.s.t. but no way on god's green earth is 'chinky' the answer. the fucking moronic halfwit who organised a tacky flyby over sunderland's ground on the day it turned out be bradley lowery's last game? the fucking moronic halfwit who responded to criticism to do so by offering to meet people for a fight? the fucking moronic halfwit whose catchphrase is 'don't recall ever seeing your face at an away game before' that 'chinky'? only the terminally stupid would profess to be that much of a superfan that he has a photographic memory of every newcastle supporter in attendance, let alone know them all. i've managed half a dozen aways this season and don't recall spotting 'chinky' but then i'd have to concede spotting other supporters as a method of one-upmanship hasn't really been on me agenda. odd mind. you'd think it would be hard to miss him what with him bearing an uncanny resemblance to sloth out the goonies. think i'd rather stick with the tory boy and the vacuous blonde, ta.

Reported

Time for a song ? When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that’s a moray

Someone’s got a death wish.

When he was born the doctor slapped his mother

It boils my piss that they thing reducing the capacity is going to fix the issue. It doesn't matter if there's 3,700 in there or 4,700 - it's not going to fix the issue that the ingress and egress for that terrace is utterly appalling and was the funadamental cause for both the issues in January, and the devastating events in 1989. At the very least the stand should have been razed to the ground as a consequence of what happened 34 years ago. And don't even get me started on the lack of safety certificate.

We’ll put you down as a “maybe” ☺️

One of life's greatest mysteries right there Why the fuck were the hedgerows of England in the 1980s chocker full of jazz mags? Nearly every lad, and most lassses, got their first glimpse of a hairy pie through the serindipitous discovery of a Fiesta or Razzle magazine in some old garden bush. Along with white dog shit, it's a conundrum that will never be solved.

Some of you fish fanatics are in danger of being shown the John Dory from TT if you keep this up

He was emailing to call wyki back to jail.

Steve Cooper almost certainly has a full HGV licence, I’ll say that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same. But just fannies in general

You could probably do with a new jacket tbf.

I'm not on twitter anymore but had a quick look at the curry trust spat. Fucking glad I'm off there, what a pile of shit, man. Looks like he wants people to join him and he's not happy he doesn't know any of the trust? Guess what? Neither do I, but here's the rub, I don't fucking know you either, dipshit!

Shut it, no way you can make us feel gillty about this

he’s so ugly a threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back

Has a face that would make an onion cry.

I know a lot of people aren't supportive of HS2, but what a farce this is turning out ot be. They're delaying building it, even though this will cost more, even before you factor in the delayed benefits, presumably to hand the costs to Labour. London to Manchester, if it ever gets built, will be complete some time in the 2040s. More than 30 years to build a railway. London Leeds and the NE, permanently scrappped, so we get no benefit at all. Yet it was the Eastern leg which made the most sense financially. As a country, we just can't handle infrastructure developments any more. We even need the French and Chinese to build our power stations. Fucking pathetic.

Person 1 : My surname is Smith because my father was a Smith. He used to spend all day every day beating metal and creating weaponry. Person 2 : My surname is Plumber. My father was a plumber. He spent all day every day clearing pipes and making sure the water flowed where it should. Person 3 : My surname is Dickinson…

I'd love to say this fish pun bollocks has pike'd my interest but it really hasn't. (I'm now annoyed with myself, tbh).

They're from Yorkshire, they're not going to knock down a perfectly good stand just because nearly 100 people died as a result of it.

We all just thought it was makeup? Fucking hell, I feel like shit now.

He’s an undiscovered Picasso.

Apparently he comes from a good family

Making a public show of having personal access to nine memberships is, in the current climate, infuriating for long standing supporters having difficulty getting even one and basically having their noses rubbed in it by bell ends like you, not to mention fuckin stupid given that the club is sanctioning any breach of ticket T & Cs. If your post was designed to wind people up on here it’s fuckin worked

Get your own line

We went wild camping and the only drinking water was from a deep hole in the ground. I took a bucket but it was too wide for the hole. It didn’t go down well.

I once had a fight in a toilet. Serious shit went down.

Tempura Ketsbaia Behave yourself

If Shola is a bit reticent about answering, we could ask some of our other former players- Diego Gravlax, Alan Shoalder, Tempura Ketsbaia, or Blenny Arentoft. That’s me done, if you need me you can findus in my shed.

All this is nonsense. The truth is the cafe had a spotless full length mirror.

What a grouper clowns

The BBC are more subtle in their gaslighting than yhe government, but removal of even the smallest words can change the tone and meaning of a sentence. And of course, Stanley Johnson is set to receive a knighthood from his son while we're at it. Nothing remotely wrong about this, is there? I've just come to the conclusion all Bruces are cunts (not you ozzies).

Dick Fosbury , he of the flop…

“Hi, it’d take a braverman than me to comment on last week’s events.… so, here’s Ian Reich”