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Was sitting in row BB, directly in front of Miggy’s celebration and let me tell you, his eyes locked with mine and they pierced my soul

BIG WIN ISAK HAS TO START AHEAD OF WILSON NOW YES I'M SHOUTING SO FUCK

Right lads, no one touches the match thread for Friday. I'll close the season out now. 13 wins incoming.

Despite the uproar by the twatterati thought BDB was excellent

I’m in Fenwick’s having a shit.

Too niche even for MF 🙂

it’ll be tuning in before I’m tuning it…so it’ll be the mic stand TV this afternoon

Right wing comedy is the BEST.

thank the lord all fucking mighty for that. would've preferred something a bit more convincing.... but hey!

Here we go. Newcastle the only club in world football that takes the piss to run the clock down. These lads clutching their pearls. The same blokes that call the big 6 "streetwise" and "clever" when they do the same.

Close enough.

1-0 to the tofu eating wokerati

Just getting ready for the match with a gingerbread latte. What are your pre match routines?

Oh Ruth. 🥰 id crawl over a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Dongle earlier

Would have been perfect three weeks ago tbh

Gemm-oebels

The ones complaining will be the first to whinge when they see that Targett isn’t very good even if he did get the chance. Very good win that, important too. Thought we really deserved it, Trippier needs to switch his head back on, Pope as well as the two of them have been making odd decisions recently. That was one of Willocks best games for us, Murphy had a good game, ASM too so I’d keep the same front three that started. I think Miggy is really good coming on in that situation as he struggles against sides that sit deep so once we went a goal up he become a good option - really good movement by him for the goal.

You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?

Kill yourself cunt

Isak is going to be class isn't he. Got so much to his game

Dan Burn the current NUFC scapegoat looking at Twitter Why can’t those clowns have a day off?

Hope it’s in the toilets and not the windows

There was a lad at work who was called Jasper. I was talking to another lad at work saying "What sort of a cunt calls their kid Jasper?!" A year later he answered my question when his wife gave birth to their first son.

I see 12th placed Barcelona are away at Norwich on the telly if anyone fancies starting a 200 page thread.

The first time I went to Ayia Napa in 86 on a package holiday obviously, when we got on the coach quite early on a Saturday morning to head off for the airport they told us there was a problem with the plane and there'd be a delay of 3 or 4 hours. They took us to a beach near Larnaca airport with a cafe/restaurant and we got vouchers which were for a reasonable amount (not just the usual one sandwich and one water bottle voucher). I thought this was all very reasonable but you wouldn't believe how many people went completely batshit with anger about it. Some saying they had to get back to go to work and would lose their jobs and everything. Maybe I was naive but it opened my eyes to what a bunch of cunts some bits are abroad and why we're hated.

BBC journalist holding BBC top brass to account, exposing the hypocrisy behind the the whole thing.

Miggy player of the season for us. Love him. @Gemmill that’s you on full time march thread starting duties

That’s a pen at anfield or old Trafford all day

I think Pope was really lucky mind. I'd be fucking livid if we'd got no pen there.

Was thinking that re: their shithousing. That O’Nien put in two reducers and actually kissed a Norwich player in the ten minutes that I watched I’m sure it’s fine when they do it because of *insert delusion here*

I'm having a pint in the crow's nest. 👍

The BBC bosses took the decision to do a far shorter show. They’ve basically taken their ball home with them because they’re getting beat. That decision wasn’t forced upon them by Lineker and co (although they’ll probably argue it was)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CppjuPbIQUE/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

I say we suspend Dougle’s account because he’s going against the party line.

I did not need to be a millionaire. I have slipped it in plenty. Hence, my divorce.