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  1. "Cook them a bit longer" A decade.
    7 points
  2. thought about cooking them for 10 minutes, cooked them for 10 years instead
    6 points
  3. I knew you’d say that.…
    6 points
  4. What a waste of time and money, surely the crystal ball seller will know who's going to buy one so could just post it off with an invoice. Save on any seller fees etc.
    6 points
  5. Mystic Meg Didn’t see that coming
    6 points
  6. Fucking hell, she's not even cold......
    5 points
  7. Here’s the latest trend on how to serve cherry tomatoes:
    4 points
  8. Also, don't think the forum ever forgets. (This was in response to me saying I use the lazy stuff all the time, I'm not being a snob for once!)
    4 points
  9. Pffft, I heard what you and your ilk said yesteday about Gary.
    4 points
  10. I’d say you’re a fine judge there CT
    3 points
  11. Bloke with cap at the front is exactly how I imagine @Howmanheyman looks
    3 points
  12. 1980s and blokes still going to the match in shirt and tie. Might have been to work in the morning but still... Young Steve Davis with the wing-collared shirt as well and possibly John Cleese at the front with the cap and flares but probably not tall enough.
    3 points
  13. 3 points
  14. Mourdant’s as big a cunt as any of them tbh. Maybe not as thick as most but an awful person with awful ideas and a horrible voting record all the same. Not to mention being one of the wankers who is a military reservist, despite doing the bare minimum to be one (and nothing at all in recent years iirc) just to play the ‘veteran’ card when it suits her.
    3 points
  15. What’s the name of CT’s dish - boiled beansprouts?
    3 points
  16. Funny, I always thought the hard thing was to keep bean sprouts crispy, and that's what people preferred. Apparently the key is to overcook them and make them mushy all along. 👍
    3 points
  17. I don’t even have a crystal ball but know CT is going to buy it
    3 points
  18. I would have started Isak last week for sure & id definitely start him on Sunday. Wilson has looked terrible & I think you can only give your £65m striker cameos for so long before the people with the cheque book start asking questions. Gordon/Isak/ASM would be my front three.
    3 points
  19. Uri Geller is having a busy day leading tributes according to the BBC. Fucking charlatan
    3 points
  20. Mystic Peg(ged it), more like… …aye
    3 points
  21. mystic dead more like
    3 points
  22. Get Poch back. It always goes well with a former coach returning
    3 points
  23. Labour have borrowed from the Gary Lineker playbook. WTF? I thought Mordaunt was one of the more sensible ones? And Get in there Gary. Lineker for El Presidente!
    2 points
  24. 2 points
  25. The BBC didn’t appoint Richard Sharp. He was appointed by the DCMS committee, as was current Director General, Tim Davie, a former conservative candidate. The process of politicians appointing the key figures in our national broadcaster is absurd.
    2 points
  26. To be fair we all knew you would say that🙂
    2 points
  27. Boarding's for hipsters, nearly as bad.
    2 points
  28. That's why I board 😝
    2 points
  29. 2 points
  30. Bridget bossing it on Peston right now.
    2 points
  31. Skiing is for tories anyway
    2 points
  32. I saw a bit and turned it off when the ref gave that dodgy pen then made them take it again after they missed. Fuck that. An amazing atmosphere, brilliant etc according to darke and jenas.
    2 points
  33. A true sliding doors moment. Shame the sliding door of the Cessna didn't decapitate the cunt.
    2 points
  34. Wykiki just about to get his conjugals on when he hears the dulcet tones of the Blackburn Crew passing below his window on their way for more fun… “ Sorry Love”
    2 points
  35. Wait until she finds out who played the female characters
    2 points
  36. Aye. Classic patronising psychology tends to suggest that person is deeply insecure. xDI if that helps you understand Dave 😛
    2 points
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