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Thought we were decent again but it’s the same old story, we’re not taking our chances and out opponents are. The misses by Wilson and Joelinton were fucking disgraceful. Wilson absolutely needs dropped, he’s got 1 goal in 14 games and his all round play is fucking embarrassing. I thought before the game Howe got that call wrong (same as the final) and seeing Isak when he come on proved it. Wilson cannot start next game his constant missing of chances is fucking killing us man.

🎶 I incute a riot I incute a riot 🎶

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww. And no way is that copper story true like

Mouse penis, mahoosive cojones

Targett. Pleased to see him back.

Grealish is such a fucking minge.

I know. VEGAN Coronation Oil.

Yet another fanbase that are worse than shite because they had the cheek to celebrate their team beating Sunderland

Sakisle is seething

Crikey, possible upset at the Tramp Nou, Stoke leading 😱

Fuck me, scraping the barrel here. Desperate times

Lascelles has actually done quite well today against Haaland. Mostly he's matched him for pace and strength and kept him pretty quiet. He has arguably done better than Schar might have done. Fair play to him.

There’s bricks that have you gone through windows that have displayed more subtlety than you

These fluffed chances are absolutely killing us since the WC.

We should poach Mowbray from the Mackems, I agree

We've had three chances for a scoring opportunity so far. Two of which have resulted in complete miss kicks verging on air swings and Longstaff needing seventeen touches on the edge of the six-yard box before deciding to shoot. This game has to be Wilson's last chance before Isak gets a prolonged run in the side because something needs to change to get things going in front of goal.

Hopefully your mam is going to want to use the telephone soon.

Injure Wilson in training

Guru Murthy on C4 News last night. "Well today I've been speaking with the former cabinet minister and Boris Johnson superfan, Jacob Rees Mogg."

I see Sheffield United lost today and Boro won 5-0. I reckon Boro might achieve automatic promotion. Good job this won't increase levels of mackem fewm, cos Boro are just another team team to them. We know this cos there was only 273 threads and 300,000 posts when they beat them, the last game they won iirc.

Now at most clubs fans who sit in the main stand are normally (sorry if i offend any non main standers here) more well off / slightly more intelligent / normally sensible etc etc......so you wouldn't expect them to throw coins at the opposing manager in the dugouts🤣

Surely they should be praising him for leaving so the manager that has them playing world class football could come in? Except for when they get beat 5-1 at home. Or something

Agree, it’s costing us points and has been for a while now. If he goes with Wilson again next week I’m completely confused by what we’re doing. We’ve spent 100m between Isak and Gordon and there is currently almost an avoidance to play them together. Imo we need Gordon, Bruno, and Isak on next week together, Almiron needs dropped as well - I know most will say ASM but my pick would be Murphy, he’s been bright when he’s come on recently and deserves a crack.

not sure i'm allowed to comment but.... thought your pressing was good today but the difference was obviously the finishing. both sides showed a little bit of aggression, nothing wrong with that. it was nice to see the handbags out, football needs more handbags imo, shows passion. a proper game of football. i think the jump from where you are now (champions league fringes) to consistently at the top is really tough. and to be fair its just as hard to stay there. glad bt sport picked up on the 6th minute round of applause.

The “next level” from where we were when he arrived was Top 8 and he’s done it in half a season

Nah, Howe is finished. Never mind the fact that we’re creating buckets of chances and going toe to toe with everyone, it’s all gone sour. The Saudis won’t be pleased

We made Man City work harder for their 2-0 than we did Man Utd for theirs last week

We're very close tbh, if we could fucking finish we'd be sweet.

The commentators. If I had to sum their performance up in two sentences, it would be. "I like this Manchester City player. Who's your favourite Manchester City player?"

All you post about is howe being found out and you like your own posts. It’s actually sadder if you’re not a mackem as that just makes you a clueless, humourless tit.

Would you prefer 'cunt'? I'm sure it can arranged?

Aye that's more subtle. Well done.

Noone's asking the real question though, how did @Christmas Tree get the refereeing gig here? We'll have to wait until full time to find out. Expect an unannounced toilet break mid-half.

Burn is getting found out at left back against the top sides. Surprised it took this long tbh. He’s done a great job for most of the season but he’s a centre half playing out of position

I want to see Targett back but I think it might be a mistake to hoy him back in at Man City away. I see no reason to persist with Wilson though. No point having competition for places if you don't drop players when they're underperforming.

Correct, I dropped it off after watching Lazio get an unexpected victory at Napoli. As I handed it to Charlie boy I said don't do anything with it that I wouldn't do before giving him a big wink. Say no more. Say. No. More. #Backdoor #Camilla #Pegging #MutualAnal #AppleDid'ntFallTooFarFromTheTreeWhatWhatWills?

I want Eddie’s high press shithousing Mags back. We haven’t really played with any real intensity for fuckin months

What the fuck is coronation oil? Looks like Camilla is in for treat.

Resurrecting a classic celebration

Sunlin till they strop They're sunlin till they strop It's pointless getting pramowashun One saysun and they'd drop.

Nice caption up for Lascelles. "Made his PL debut in a 6-1 defeat against Man City in 2015"

Got a funny feeling we might nick a draw or maybe even a narrow win here. Pressure off, no one expects us to win, pressure on Man City to win in the early kick off. If we play Isak, ASM and Gordon I can see us pinching a result. Going for 1-1. Watch them spank us four or five nowt now 😬