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I suppose we can be grateful it was only him.

I’m in the sports jacuzzi tbh.

Lucky you

Cunts getting pissed off about one the cunts they employ acting like a cunt and selling information about another cunt to a rival set of cunts? Cry me a cunting river

This is good

It has its place but so does capital punishment and incest 🤷🏻‍♂️

Alreet Sean

Got to love the idea that Johnson would choose to potentially die for what he considers to be the greater good. He wouldn’t cut short a holiday for the greater good. The odious cunt

A young Kevin Ball agrees

Catts for me like

Gnoto your nelly

Sorry to hear that, mate. I lost a friend to xG last year. He’s not dead, he’s just a tedious cunt who no one wants to talk to anymore.

Great post Ewerk, thank you for posting, if I hadn't read that information I would never have realised, from simply watching the games, that we'd missed a shitload of easy chances.

Her middle name is hilarious, Euphemia! As vile a person as she is, I've got to admit to having certain proclivities to activities involving her and her equally vile partner in my mind, Michelle Mone.

Gower is great like. Could listen to him all day. There’s no one I enjoyed watching bat more than him either.

I fucking LOL'd way too much at this.

like I said, bitch

I’ve never been but it’s got an xY(ummy) of 3.6.

Lucky dip or accumulator?

Chances are he's already got a bet on for how long he's going to get banned.

Decent week for Man Utd the utter fuckin cunts 😏

I'd like to see Targett back in the side tbh, on slight on Burn but hes definitely been found out somewhat at this point and I feel with the cup final coming and going that its time for some lineup changes(as do most of us it seems). Targett back in, Isak in, Gordon in(for miggy) and...Joelinton back out to the left wing, with ASM in, as good as he /can/ be we have lost some of the relentlessness that was the hallmark of our brilliant run earlier in the season, obviously tired legs contributes to that too but we all know that Howe can coach til his head falls off and Maxi won't become a 90 minute high intensity pressing player, at best he'll get his head up a bit more and pass occasionally. Thats our best side for my money, no square pegs in round holes, and that team having a run of games will show us more where the first team is lacking. I find it odd that we've a totally capable, PL quality career left back on the bench and hes not getting games and we're on about buying a new LB in summer to upgrade over the player who is supposed to be second choice in that position anyway.

it’ll be fine man

I think I've found my new favourite follow on twitter

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/a-message-from-the-board/ I've gone all tingly

Hmmmm, a gif of an orgasmic colonel Gadaffi on the vinegar strokes being showered with hotdog precipitation against a psychedelic backdrop of a skinned Elmo. Right, that's it done, I've acomplished everything I need in life, there's nothing left.

Nah can't agree, we need more shouty, screamy, hysterical commentary and less rational, clear and interesting observations.

It only ever seems to rear its head on here when we lose, so naturally I hope to never see it again.

This, indeed

It's the 1st of March, not the 1st of April

Hadn't seen that, but you can't get a better definition of a wide, both height and direction.

All the best @Craig. Hope you're alright and have people to talk this through with and something resembling a support network. I'll tread carefully here, being a keen drinker (bordering on functional alcoholism) that has probably made light of alcohol abuse here on a good few occasions. Even I'll admit I would likely be a far better dad, partner and person in general if I just didn't drink. I've had some big issues with severe depression in the past that I've mostly put behind me but the black dog still rears its head now and again, and alcohol fucking always exacerbates it when I'm in that mindset and can drag me down the suicidal ideology path. Be well man. I don't know you and won't pretend to know what you're going through. The only decent advice I can think to pass on that helped me is find people you trust and fucking vent man. And know you're not alone.

What I do for a living mate. And yeah, I disagree.

Yeah it was weird when the consultant started talking about figures…”we’d like to offer you this treatment Rob, it’s really effective for your specific type of asthma but it is rather a lot of money…..” Apparently I was worth enough to society to get approved for it… others may disagree

All I know is my xP on this thread went from a 4.0 to a 0.00001 today... and whadaya know, I posted so even that fucker was wrong!

I might tbh, this ongoing circle of people bitching about stats is one of the most tedious things we've had on here for years.

My first thought was to laugh, love the way you always add current into your spousal descriptions. Second thought was fucking hell, we're all getting old. Third thought was, fucking hell, you're costing the NHS nearly a thousand quid a month to keep alive. Fucking monoclonal antibodies, not like in my day, t'was all good old reliable small molecule drugs back then [\Hovis tune to fade]

Of course, if we lose, you’ll have to stfu about it, aye?

Don't worry lads, it's scared me to the point of speaking to someone professional (not for the first time in my life). A lot is deep-rooted from childhood and I've got a cunt of a brother to thank for most of it. Appreciate the kind words and support.

Gloom mentioned xG and the fucking Last of the Summer Wine crew turned up, is what happened, ACTUALLY.

right, so according to whoever does the xG modelling, we created the chances that added to a higher value? that doesn't marry with the game i watched but again...

Which one?