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German invasion is on its way.

Don’t forget to phone home

The first time I ever saw this overrated cunt was in a manc derby and I thought ‘fuck me Pep is looking rough’. Bloke looks like he sniffs his own cock before he decides whether it’s worth washing or not.

That tulip shagging menace is a right fucking bore. The media wank off over him because he’s able to get half a tune out of his billion pound squad, and seem to ignore that not only is he an insufferable bore that clearly bottles and sniffs his own farts but he’s also a total prize plum. Despite all that without Rashford he’d be struggling, so personally I find the media hype around him to be completely unwarranted but it is what it is I suppose it’ll just make his reaction even more hilarious when it all goes tits up.

CT getting the off the train full of homemade bhuna scran and 7.4% McEwan's Scotch ale he took down on the journey........

Honestly, is there a more extreme reactionary infantile fan base than this lot? Just 2 weeks ago, they were 1970s Brazil and the main debate was how far up the Premier league they'd finish next year. Today their season is over and the first murmurs of Mowbray out are emerging.... If we win tomorrow it will destroy them.

Areet Loch Lomond

Happy for you to finally find true love in your middle age

Okay, so 25 years later it’s just dawned on me what the BT - phone home advert was about.

Cone? Cheeky fucker

Blue pop just out of shot.

Is that the emergency Bhuna kit?

Theya not classy, weeeaaah arggh

County Durham marra! FTM!

Everyone dry and fully clothed, fountains are floater free. You seeing this, mackems?

Surely quicker this way

mag behaviour

She's on drugs. Mark my words.

“Six in a rowah” they’ve been out the PL for nearly a decade now and they’re still coming out with that, we’re playing in a cup final and they’re losing to Coventry could you imagine what they’d be like if the tables were turned.

This flesh planet shouting “ You Fat Bastard” at the old bloke. Mackem Logic

Classy fans archive incoming… https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/sunderland-coventry-jimmy-hill-outrage-15222864.amp

Just switched over to see how the new Barca are doing to hear that they've only looked like scoring from corners and in fact have just gone 2 nil down to the mighty Coventry... I fear for Jimmy Hill"s statue. Oops they've pulled one back in injury time....

If Eddie had've come out with that 'annoying to play' shit I'm sure it would've meant that Ten Haag's mind games would have worked and Howe was rattled. It isn't that how it works?

Good to see you avoiding the tourist traps and heading for those hidden gems off the beaten track…..

Nice to bump in to @Gemmill at the Punch and Judy.

Enjoy yourselves lads. No fountain shits.

And dads army

sportswashed

Never seen him but I’m sorry to report that I did get a camera thrust in my face off another YouTube channel. They came racing up to me and I couldn’t get away I think I talked utter bollocks. My 34 year old daughter then said she spent the entire interview licking her teeth like some sort of weirdo She said I knew I was doing it but couldn’t stop myself.

He's queuing for a pee, dog.

PL: "Hold my fucking beer."

Professional contrarian, utterly convinced of his own genius. Self regarding to an Olympic standard. In the bottom three people who I’d want to have a pint with

Ah, man. I had this as a bairn.

This would fit him perfectly

In St James park with a nazi pelican

CT - phone home 🙂

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Hitler was doing it years ago, man.

Yes