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Karma, for having to listen to his shit at the weekend

An Evertonian has just sent me this

We really need to work on the sensei humor here

There was a jeep in Tesco car park earlier. 4 "D-day 75th anniversary" stickers on it and a "Jeep won a war. Your Honda mows my lawn." sticker on the back. Tell me you voted for Brexit without telling me you voted for Brexit.

DONT CROSS EDDIE HOWE 👊🏻

CT sitting at the side of a canal sipping his cuppa wondering where the fuck all the seals are at.

Hendo's playyn shyte on purpeyz marra. Eee's wannin to moyve back to playez for the ladz, marra.

Wanted to play with someone his own size?

Good tbh

It’s not often you’ll see Real Madrid beat Liverpool on the same night Barcelona lose to Rotherham

Yet can commentate Liverpool matches on Sky. It’s embarrassing.

A fucking WHAT !!!!!

Heard this morning the club have caught a number of fans who secured tickets in the phased process, trying to sell them on for a profit, hence fans are now getting calls offering tickets....🤦‍♂️

Good to see your PC credentials are up to date ... oh

CT's love child has scored the deciding goal against Sunderland, who somehow despite being an upper midtable premier league side are an upper midtable championship side.

He was an absolutely class drummer tbh. The syncopated fills on “A day in the life” are nuts. Although he seems a bit of a knacker like. From taking two suitcases full of tins of baked beans to India to asking his fans not to send Mail in the most hilarious way l, and I quote… ”I am warning you with peace and love..”

Apparently 97% of successful people who got tickets were season ticket holders. The people selling on will be members, I'm 97% sure of it, ST holders would never do such a thing, members who can't be arsed half the time would obviously be prepared to be a cunt for profit.

Nae twa doots.

You were only 6 feet above the water. You could just jump. 🙂

A bunch of us went to Killin (which is just about relevant, since it's right at the north-east edge of the Trossachs) in late November and while it wasn't exactly ideal weather-wise to say the least , it was still plenty nice. The scenery obviously isn't as spectacular as when you go further north but it's definitely that bit more convenient coming from points south. If you're on the Loch Lomond side of the national park then the tourist infrastructure is especially well set up for families and the like - bike hire in towns like Balloch, etc - and on the east side you're not too far from somewhere like Stirling if you want to spend a day that isn't hills and lakes. Maybe base yourself somewhere around Loch Lomond for the holiday side of things but give yourselves the option of one day where you have a proper big drive out somewhere further north for a bit of variety? Depends what your kids are like on a long drive, obviously.

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=329699.12920 Lovely reading

Have you secured a Labour Club, though

Young Miss Fist has just got back from her first game, NUFC Women v Smoggie Bints. 2-0 home win

Any more like that and you’ll be getting howked. Aikidyo not!

Liverpool now desperately trying to see if they can re-sign Karius for the second leg.

Shane the mackem killer

Well you JeanClaudeVanDamme well should. …I’ll get me coat!

We bought our current gaff from a longtime family friend of Mrs. F’s mam, who married the most annoying bloke in the world and moved to Badachro, on the shores of Gairloch. The name translates from Gaelic as “Buttfuck Nowhere”, which is a fair comment. A notable event listed on its wiki page is that Queen Victoria didn’t go there ( I shit thee not). Lovely scenery though.

This is true, many a drummer holds him in very high esteem.

Didn’t have any Edinburgh, used Middlesbrough instead.…

Poor fucker heard the 'Mac' in Macclesfield and assumed it was North of the border.

Don't these kinds of things happen all the time? He's nowhere near the starting 11 and he's done nowt in his cameos to give Howe a real selection headache. Given the deals for Wood and Shelvey, I'd not be shocked if he moved to Forrest for £15m

Aye, Scotland is fucking huge and the roads are basically cart tracks If you’re looking for a good “first West Highlands” experience, you could do worse than head straight for Skye and base yourself there. It’s like Scotland in miniature. It is though, a good 7hr+ drive from Newcastle, so if you’re leaving from Grandma Gloom’s gaff you’ll want an early start. Alternatively, Dumfries and Galloway is only 2hrs from Newcastle, just above the Lake District- it’s not the Highlands but it’s beautiful, particularly the far west of it.

I mean you are in the highlands there. It’s where they start. What you need to consider is how long it actually takes to get to places when you’re up there. The distances are (obviously) a factor but it’ll take you longer to drive than you think on top of that. In remote parts you’re talking single track roads with passing places. I’m not trying to put you off because it can be incredibly beautiful. But consider that in any itinerary. E.g. Highland Perthshire,(which is relatively close / good roads compared to somewhere like the western isles) is still a 4 hour+ drive from Newcastle.

Hahahaha GET TO FUCK And you Richards you Joe 90 looking CUNT

It’s ok and a nice stop over as you head north and Balloch is a nice place for a night. Lochside park walks etc. I wouldn’t drive past the Lakes to get there.

All good, CT?

Shane Ferguson scored Rotherhams 2nd goal tonight🤣

Jumping in here but lived in Scotland for 5 years. Best flying to Glasgow and hiring a car to drive there, but I hate driving and couldn’t be fucked with that with kids in the car. Its lovely round there tbh some nice walks and if you fancy a little town then go to Dunoon. The jocks will probably disagree but i liked it when I went

First and last.

The main thing is. Milner is fucking shit hot at bleep tests.

I’ve been to Loch Lomond for a wedding once. It is beautiful though. I’ve mainly done further North and sone of the islands. You’ve got the Trossacks there too which I’ve really seen from the air properly but are very scenic. I’ve skirted past there normally. It’s mad how in that part of world how quickly you’re into the Highlands though

Ukraine had more nukes than us and France combined,, they were all decommissioned under a treaty guaranteeing their borders, that worked well 🙄

BBC'dYP

I unplugged the TV last night but obviously not for long enough. Turned my phone off and it worked so realised I was probably too quick putting the plug back in on the telly. Stupid iPlayer, totally it's fault, like.

I unconnected the paramaliser then switched to the recalirific switch and it looks to have solved it.