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It’s not often you’ll see Real Madrid beat Liverpool on the same night Barcelona lose to Rotherham

BBC'dYP

Fred West was a great builder, he just kept killing lasses.

Taekwondon't care.

In 1892 Newton Heath were still a bunch of drunken micks kicking oil cans around a shitty railway siding at the opposite end of the city from where they play today. I like to remind the Manc side of my family of this as they are entirely descended from said aforementioned Irish immigrant community, apart from Uncle Bob who married my mums sister and is, of all things, Welsh. Obviously he is the only Man Utd fan out of the lot of them

CT's love child has scored the deciding goal against Sunderland, who somehow despite being an upper midtable premier league side are an upper midtable championship side.

From the Beeb: Or 2-1

You've now guaranteed that MF will be hovering over the ban button at 4.29pm on Sunday afternoon.

MFYP

Liverpool -1 now

Although you personally haven't offended me, you have just reminded me I had a dream last night where a few of us were in Madrid after a game and the locals were just being horrible then trying to pick off stragglers and beat them up, not only that but they were obviously kick boxers so it was even more of a shit house move, I went back in and wasn't happy with the locals but tried to keep my cool till one tried to take the piss and I was about to get a punch in before being jumped on by him and his mates but woke up. I obviously know it was a dream but I'm still slightly in the huff with you.

Shane the mackem killer

Just to really take the piss he reckons the west caused the war to mask domestic problems caused by widespread corruption

It'll be fucking Zulu.

I'll write it down for you.....

So, to clarify, you acknowledge that ASM will turn up for a big game yet you'd have him on the bench for this upcoming biggest of big games?

i liked the pictures of his whitley bay beach house

I was going to say that it wasn't like his finishes were spectacular here, had acres of space and put them on target. Good finishes but on any other day at least one probably gets saved. When you're in form they have a way of finding their way in. We'll have a tried and tested proven entity in goals *checks notes* Lorus Karius. Tried and tested by his extremely fine wife at least, one would hope.

I'm imagining them in full kicknboxing outfits. Either like this: Or preferably this:

And I am not that fucking old!

They’ll have to break out the Norwich scarves before the final the gaggle of massive winnets.

Straight out of the Mike Ashley playbook that one.

No. I neither partake or condone these kinds of actions. Surprised nobody's mentioned he must have a small pecker.

Next home game. "He beaks who he wants"

The main thing is. Milner is fucking shit hot at bleep tests.

2-5 from 2-0 up

Yes, before inserting the 500gb intracellular microvolt.

It really is the boiled frog though isn't it? We've just gotten used to empty shelves and rotting fruit and veg. It's never got back to normal aferter covid/Brexit, and never will now. They've even taken the best before dates off a lot of produce under the guise that as long as it's not mouldy it's okay to use. But does this reduce waste? Because I always used this as a guide rather than a rule anyway, and quite often now my veg goes putrid just days after buying it. You can't always tell how old it is when looking at it in the store. So it gets binned anyway and I'm out of pocket.

Working fine for me. Tell me what you wanted to watch, I’ll watch it, then tell you if it was shite?

Please don't fall for this right wing bear prodded bullshit. Putin's actions actually prove that every European nation that values its independence from the Kremlin needs to be in NATO. Ukraine was not in NATO, it will be once this war ends along with Finland and Sweden however. The people of Ukraine, which is a sovereign country, made a democratic choice to move towards seceding to the EU, not NATO. This is what sparked Putin's anger and the apocalypse he alone is responsible for for inflicting on the people of Ukraine and his own people. People like that Majorie Taylor Greene are actually traitors to their country imo, and I don't say that lightly.

wykikski

As I plummet towards mid-forties I seem to care less and less what people think or say. As confirmed by my dress sense.

Gemmill wants a word.

Not true, 1937 was only about 10 years ago in Perth!

Pretty much everything that cow says is insulting and I cannot express how much I hate her (and her pin-up Donnie)

FTG

Should start a Britcoin crypto scheme, make a fortune off all the sovereignty whores

❌ Final ❓ As yet undetermined pub somewhere in London that doesn't require booking and won't be majority Manc ✅ On to Gloomy's afterparty with my 10-hour Vengaboys playlist

🙋🏻‍♂️ match 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️ am bringing some mates with me to Glooms but he hasn’t sent the address yet?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Southgate is an energy vampire !!!!

Re Maxi. Before he got injured he played a superb game v City. Then he has done v Liverpool. Just got to think v Man United back line he will be the same. Hopefully with 11 players he will have more options to pass to. He appears to struggle against teams that bully him and are aggressive against him. or put in a *cough* low block *straightens tie*