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Well, if there's any kind of positive karma in the universe, there's only one outcome now: 1-0 Botman.

It's either going to be brave Sir Wykiki...... Or fucking idiot Yorkshire bastard bit off more than he could chew Wykiki..... We wait with baited breath.

Next home game. "He beaks who he wants"

If only his dad had been that premature.

Through to a cup final at Wembley and the sky wankers still can't bring themselves to show some respect and put the club's fucking name on a graphic. Why? Why are they so deadset against doing it? It isn't an oversight. Honestly, the club needs to get onto this shit now that we'll hopefully be one of the main players in their televised league and not Ashley's bastardised version of NUFC begging for scraps.

The mackems probably have about 4 threads defending it, and they’ll probably all go like this: “weeeey aaahv seen that gull all owa, probs askin furrit, FTM” “if yaz ask me that gull wuz 2 and thaaas practically leyygal in gull years. FTM” ”Could be a mag and support murderaz couldn’t he? That’s way worse imo” ”a lad I knaar grew up on the next streeyyt and tha lads a massive mag, so it’s proper mag behavior. FTM” ”aye like pedosupporterandspiritof73 said he’s clearly a mag this is awful, typical of them though FTM”

@Renton

“Hiya Sonya!!!” ”my names not Sonya??!!” “Yeah I know but look at the titS ON YA!!”

Thread.

"Get him in the beak"

❌ Final ❓ As yet undetermined pub somewhere in London that doesn't require booking and won't be majority Manc ✅ On to Gloomy's afterparty with my 10-hour Vengaboys playlist

5-0

No. I neither partake or condone these kinds of actions. Surprised nobody's mentioned he must have a small pecker.

FTG

'Wew wads we are hewe at wemerwey'

🙋🏻‍♂️ match 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️ am bringing some mates with me to Glooms but he hasn’t sent the address yet?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kudos to Wykiki, but if we lose he‘ll get a telephone call from HR.

Ooooh, I don't know how you dare. I just hope we don't play a rush goalie again.

Well, I feel more abuse is needed. Come on Eddie, lets fucking do it

Straight out of the Mike Ashley playbook that one.

I was thinking of putting “man rapes seagull” in the subtitle but it’s just too far fetched

🎵 This could be a case for Mulder and Gully! 🎶

Wheez gulls are theez.

I reckon he's gullty

can’t wait for his review of the Wembley travel lodge

A tad early

ALL HAIL T'Wyki (if we win he'll claim it for fucking Yorkshire)

The fact we’ve gotten to a cup final and are in the mix for a CL spot has served to mask what a massive work in progress we are. We’re only two transfer windows into the new ownership. Before that we were absolute fucking dog shit and a knocking bet to go down

In Wiki we trust

Brave Sir Wykiki! 🏅🏅🏅🏅

If we're writing Chaucer can we make it good? The Canterbury Tales is the biggest pile of shite.

😬

I don't think the players have either, which is a big part of our problem at the moment. If you look at the squad, who in it has actually won something? Trips La Liga? No one else. The weight of expectation for both the league cup and the CL places is definitely taking its toll on our players (and supporters) at the moment. Winning mentality only comes from actually from getting across that line. The first trophy will be hardest.

Also can’t believe no one has yet mentioned he was up before the beak

At least he turned up at the magistrates’ court in his best gear to make a good impression

BOOYAKKASHAA!

Southgate is an energy vampire !!!!

Wilson has been wank since he came back from the WC. Is it long covid? or did Southgate bore the fuck out of him that much he's been brain rinsed?

The basis of Howe's success at the club has been the togetherness and happiness in the dressing room. If you deny fringe players moves for first team football then that can easily be upset. I can understand letting those players go in the interests of squad harmony.

You never know when you might need to rustle up an emergency vat of bhuna.

Went out with the family yesterday for the Mother in law's birthday. Lovely day. BUT My wife's Aunt who is 79 wouldn't shut the fuck up about that lass who's gone missing. She was talking about the body being found. We were sat in a pub restaurant. I was sitting next to my 7 year old nephew and we were doing some colouring in and puzzles books. At one point he looked at me and asked why a body was in a river. I had to ask her if she could change the subject as he was picking up on it. We then went to ours after for coffee cake blah blah. First thing she asks for is if we could put the news on as it was nearly 6. When I said no, lets all have birthday cake and a good laugh she was proper pissed Fucking Tory!

Nah not at all, just calling a bloke a nob that takes the piss out of NUFC. How’s that any different to when people call Simon Jordon, Agbonlahor, Dyer, etc for comments? I’m not arsed in the slightest that he likes Liverpool, or why he likes them, to me he’s just another ex-footballer taking the piss out of Newcastle so fuck him. I’m not bothered about his time at NUFC, he was a decent albeit uneventful player here for a short time during one of the worst times to follow the club. My post showing the litany of posts he made about the match wasn’t because I’m bothered who he supports, it was me showing he clearly was taking the piss out of us. To me he’s the same as the ex players I mentioned that have spent the years since leaving us being bellends, so I’ve pointed to him being a twat again yesterday to a post from Alex where he was mentioning him doing it before. I find you lot to have ‘went off the deep end’ more by defending him to such an extent where it’s basically gate keeping who people can call a twat. Noted that whenever anyone in future takes the piss out of NUFC that you and Renton won’t be arsed in the slightest and will in fact be upset if anyone thinks that person is a bellend. Anyway this is the last post I’ll make on the bell whiff, personally I’ve no time for ex players like him who take the piss out of the club but to each their own.

We sort of started the season like this, after we beat forest on the opening day we drew 5 and lost to Liverpool before we got our shit together. The only thing interrupting that run was a win in the league cup, which sounds alright.