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Here’s a song for him:

Dave straight in with the defensive/attacking first reply there Is there a new name we can give this generic message board character type? “El Dafttwattio” 🤔

Nice idea, but you forgot the red top rule allowing for a subjective decision should it benefit a team playing in red

I dunno, 'Alex' is pretty spot on.

Speeded up by the magedia obviously

'Higer than a Neil?'

Memories. Waited outside the Coliseum in Whitley Bay with a mate pestering random couples to let us pretend we were with them, to get us in to see Million Years BC which we did. RIP Raquel.

Quite poignant for me this, as she was my Old Man’s favourite actress. I remember him getting quite animated about how religious she was, which was odd since he was an atheist, but he did mention, regularly, that she was a “massive baptist”. Anyway, I’ve got her role in One Million Years BC to thank for my lifelong interest in… … palaeontology.

Arsenal have been top since game 3, I think. They'll not be able to cope with this. They've got Man City away to cope with and then they've got to bring their sorry arses back up to SJP for another shithousing clinic. It's OVER.

More no block than low block (you can have that one for the podcast, fish)

Have a look through that thread on twitter, it's filled with luddites "why call it a half space? Isn't that just a smaller space?" No, you wilfully ignorant fuck, it's not. Fuck 'em.

Compare and contrast

Bruce made a mistake and put it upside down.

Take it up with London Weekend Television?

Reckon Fred definitely chanced his arm there like

I always wondered what she made of Fred Trueman

But at least Arsenal are winning on moral terms and don’t have their loss funded by blood money. I have always wanted to visit Rwanda btw must be a lovely country. Do Emirates fly there?

Still fairly pissed off at the club's handling of the Wembley tickets, but its quite touching to see there's a 150 odd post thread on the situation on the SMB - since this morning. And this is definitely worth a thread. I'll definitely need to watch this programme and freeze frame it at this exact moment. FTM marras.

And lose

Cunts using Excel or Access for data. Amateurs.

If the SMB had a Belta Minge Thread

My fault apparently. Me, the Bill Gates of Walker.

It must be nice playing against sides with don't press or mark.

Saw the clip of one of their goals at QPR on twitter where they were waxing lyrical about it, aye it was an ok move, but fuck me. I thought it must be a slow motion replay, it was at like at walking pace. This can't be full speed, can it ??

You’d certainly hope so.

Aye, I know but it sets a precedent, a player who is offside (who has not touched the ball) can be fouled and it's free kick to you. Player through, you know he's offside, just bring him down. (See Rashford v City, that was a travesty) That said offside is a farce these days where you can be offside by a fingernail, bring back the daylight rule IMO. Games about attacking intent, should be weighted towards the attacker. I also hate that a player comes back from an offside position, but receives the ball in an onside position is given as off, totally unnecessary break in play. Should be about where you receive the ball.

So foul an offside player (offside being the first offence) free kick to you ? So someone from City should have levelled Rashford when he ran 20 yards next to the ball, miles offside, before Fernandes scored.

Jesus. I wonder if he’s higher or lower than Neill was until a few month ago

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/roger-waters-rerecords-pink-floyd-the-dark-side-of-the-moon Waters has pretty much always been a cunt but, well, what a cunt roger waters is

Chelsea wasting not only a lot of money but also a huge amount of good chances and losing against Dortmund.

Go as far as possible, I reckon. Fixture mayhem for them has to good news for us.

"Shrinking" had a pretty strong first episode imo. It's AppleTV.

🎵 So, no, I don't want your credit No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you in the Green Man No, I don't want none of your time and No, I don't want no grift A grifter is a twat that can't get no cash from me Hangin' out the NUFC hashtag has to get some swag Trying to holla at me..... 🎵

“Not sure if it’s deliberate” Lord almighty, the special relationship with Netflix is growing at an alarming rate

I will not.

Spectacular.

The Arsenal fans. Tears please.

Good thing Arteta is wearing dark clothes

That’s a dodgy pen like

Seems a bit unnecessary to reveal that. It’s not going to help find her.

They should start interviewing any cops in the local area. They’re most likely to be woman murderers

Or someone from HR.

Arsenals fans are the absolute pits however, ultimately them winning anything will lead to misery as their expectations are stratospheric & the entire media image of their fans is predicated on who can complain the loudest. The perfect scenario is Man City beating them on something hilarious like goal difference.

Don't help the senile old twat