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I reckon you can relax now, looks like you got away with it.

Any news on who Diana thinks should be ref? And, more importantly, who’ll win? And how she thinks Brexit is going

Be even better if they lost it by 1 point. Arteta would never get over it.

But at least Arsenal are winning on moral terms and don’t have their loss funded by blood money. I have always wanted to visit Rwanda btw must be a lovely country. Do Emirates fly there?

The same keeper fucking levelled Ryan Fraser a mile away from the ball and we got fuck all.

I'm three hours into this and it just keep getting better.

Because it's Yorkshire. You cunts are always forgetting where home is.

Or someone from HR.

Also the copious amounts of 'united' in there and the lack of detail into the last time he reffed us at Chelsea and was atrocious missing a havertz elbow and the blatant pen with Murphy was it? Fuck off express.

The Express having a pop at a ‘conspiracy theory’ is different level like

The CEO with the shit patter should start off normal then take it up a notch from there..... ".....And now finally, last but not least, it's time for us all to say a fond farewell to our beloved senior director Miss xxx. Miss xxx is of course fond of cooking in her spare time which all of us who've sampled her delights when she's brought cakes in will know all too well, in fact she's gladly gave me a recipe to share with you all for her speciality, salty chocolate balls. It is as follows; Two tablespoons of cinnamon And two or three egg whites A half a stick of butter Melt it Stick it all in a bowl, baby Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour You'll be in heaven ........[starts singing] 🎵sooooooon......yeah!!!! [Pulls down his pants, gets his cock out] Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of vitamins and good for you So suck on my balls! 🎶

Sorry for bringing this thread back up but a mate just called him (via text, we talk normal like). ”The count of Monte Bisto” You’re welcome

If it had been the other way around and they had scored a winner that was offside he would, of course, be arguing that Arsenal should be docked points.

Arsenal have been top since game 3, I think. They'll not be able to cope with this. They've got Man City away to cope with and then they've got to bring their sorry arses back up to SJP for another shithousing clinic. It's OVER.

Whatchya mean!! he said he was near him when he went missing and Wyki has a bit of a short fuse sometimes. Seems obvious to me what happened. "Ay Wyki lad, want t'listen t'this t'podcast" "ooh aye a t'would" Podcast: "What you reckon Charlotte" and..........

Helps that she was relatively attractive too. And that case where Wykiki is probably still on a CID cork board somehwere, Claudia Lawrence from York, was in the news for years. Compare and contrast with all the kids abducted from the hotel in Brighton under the noses of the Home Office the last few weeks.

🎵 So, no, I don't want your credit No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you in the Green Man No, I don't want none of your time and No, I don't want no grift A grifter is a twat that can't get no cash from me Hangin' out the NUFC hashtag has to get some swag Trying to holla at me..... 🎵

He was apparently *only* worth $3.5bn in 2021. Comes across as another coming into football to take something out of it. The idea that Spurs are worth billions is absolutely insane. There’s an argument for Man U/Liverpool but not a strong one. For all the talk of the Glazers/FSG looking to sell I’d bet both of them aren’t interested and are simply using the media to placate angry fans. Spurs have limitations and Levy has taken them from a poxy club in a shithole place, with a shithole stadium to a proper champions league club & “the best stadium in the world” and they’re chasing him out. Football has lost its mind. Again.

Where were all these fucking dipshits when we were available for £300m? Waiting for a £3bn bargain.

Arsenals fans are the absolute pits however, ultimately them winning anything will lead to misery as their expectations are stratospheric & the entire media image of their fans is predicated on who can complain the loudest. The perfect scenario is Man City beating them on something hilarious like goal difference.

That's true but what really fucks me off is the lack of communication and transparency. So we were advised by the club if you want two seats together you will have to wait to apply using the mechanism of the fan who is qualified for the lower period. Additionally the club did not give out information on how the draw would be conducted (links didn't work on website and e-mail wouldn't clarify this). On the first point, this was a lie, or (according to the box office), they changed the rules half way through when they realised that minors had to be legally paired with a guardian, but just didn't bother telling anyone until it was too late. Cunts. On the second point, I'm going to fully agree with David Kelly and say it makes no fucking sense to reserve allocations to lower periods, I just can't get the logic of this. If in principle you think it's fair that fans should be stratified on "loyalty", however you choose to define that, then just fucking do it. Don't let a situation arise as has with us where someone who has been a ST holder for >20 years and clocked up 60 away games, and been to 2 of the home cup matches, ends up with no tickets. That's just not fair.

Wonder who the reporter supports

Also, she’s called Miss XXX. How long has the Mrs. been HR for Pornhub , Fish?

Do you think we will win the precious ?

It was a shocker of a decision but the likes of him and Klopp absolutely cannot wait to have a whinge the second anything goes against them and it’s tiring. Fair to say Arteta is feeling the pressure a bit as well

Happy Birthday Herr Kommandant.

Wouldn’t dare catch us losing while playing badly. Amateurish stuff tbh

Mob rule? The acceptance of overt racism and violence in society? The rise and rise of groups like Patriotic Alternative? Fear that we're headed for a full-blown Rostock situation? They seem like legitimate enough concerns to me.

Obviously avoided the local kebab shop.

She's taking up the Steve Bruce spot whenever a manager gets sacked.

DM me a pic mate and we’ll talk

They definitely don’t want any credit for it

Couldn't agree more. Final nail in the coffin and kick in the teeth was getting the season ticket renewal email the same day...

Are we back to Dave's workplace conundrum?

Away from reliable data and using the eye test, I'd say we struggle to break through a low block deep line with and without Bruno, but the problem is exacerbated in his absence. It's tricky because while there are certain teams who play a specific style regardless of opposition there are plenty who'd change their style depending on their opponents. And when it's pretty obvious that we struggle to breakdown an entrenched defence, that's true of every team, really. Even Arsenal and Man City have found it difficult to unpick a stubborn defence, and they have an array of world class talents, where we do not. It's not as easy as pulling the press back a bit, teams wouldn't necessarily venture out and the efficacy of our press would be lessened as the opponents would have more space to play around the press with balls across their back line. When we press high we're trying to force them into trying long balls or passing/dribbling through the press. Personally I think we need to be quicker on the ball when we win it back. Get the ball to Isak or ASM while they're still resetting into their defensive position. For that you need a technician, someone with vision and alacrity of thought. Bruno, Shelvey, Maddison have those attributes. Longstaff, Joelinton and WIllock do not.

We could all be not satisfied until wrong decisions are overturned and we get the points back but some clubs with a bigger backdated points overdue won't get the same coverage as that cunt and other whinging fuckers like Klopp. For literally years afterwards you still had people connected with Arsenal going on about Parlour getting sent off for two correct, but harsh, yellow cards and to this day I've yet to hear a thing about Bellamy's incorrect red card getting rescinded after the event. Honestly can't abide that club as the morons who shout the loudest generally get the attention. Man United were exactly the same under Ferguson if something didn't go their way once then it was the only thing up for discussion over similar or more things that should've went to their opposition. Cunts tbh but cunts who are accommodated by our totally unbiased sports media.

I don't mind him, I thought he came across really well in the Amazon All or Nothing doc. The real issue here is that I'm just an unmitigated cunt who likes to see others fail.

You can be over animated and love things. But he's an entitled whinging cunt who doesn't think rules apply to his team. The way he conducts himself in interviews and on the sidelines against officials is embarrassing. If that had been Howe he would have had a disciplinary by now.

bobble headed cunt. Genuinely hope they slip and lose the title.

Does anybody ever bother to read what Fish posts? Anyway, how about hot, black, and up her arse? And yes, this does make sense, just ask Gwyneth Paltrow. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_enema