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A vegan Yorkshireman trying to decide what to tell you about first

Welcome to Mrs. CT’s world.

“he still thinks he plays in black and white” err…he does!?

There's three wedding seasons to get through between now and then.

"Billy Marra FTM, MLF writes from Sunderland; 'Deya Points of Vewe, Why oh why didn't Celebrity Mag, when it sewts him, Robson Greyn not mention Sunalin once when he was with MLF Melanie Hill at Penshaw monument on your BBC TV show about the North East?' "I don't know Billy, but I've a feeling you're going to tell me...." 'It's just typical of the growing trend of pandering to the Mags on the BBC. If it isn't Alan Sheera on match of the day, it's Dawnee on look north blatantly bigging the scum up and ignoring Sunderland. It's a disgrayace.' Well, Billy, we asked the BBC producers of Look North, Match of the day and Robson Green's Weekend Escapes for a reply and they reckon you're either talking shite or it's simply paranoia."

Tbf the concept that a former player holds the club he left in any type of regard is a baffling prospect seeing as pretty much every manager or player that leaves them ends up fucking hating them.

Getting the poppy on good and early. Just the nine months to remembrance Sunday.

Ouch.

Well so are Fulham fans but they've managed a dozen pages of fewm on them (not counting the Mitrovic threads etc). And if youpoint this out....

Barry Tewk

Honestly man, this Robson Green thread is a fascinating insight into the mackem psyche. Apparently he visited Pensher monument and didn't mention Sunderland, ONCE! Mealnie Hill complicit.

On one hand you have to be fair to CN because obviously some other people, especially the club as well as some large law firms did also got played by the fraudster. But on the other it was a shambolic journalistic performance. He said several times that he had been working on the story since November 19 until he published it in June 20. By then he failed to uncover that Mauriss had already missed two opportunities to buy the club because he couldn’t provide even the initial 250K it needed to go forward with the deal. He also wasn’t able to uncover that Ashley’s camp had already gotten frustrated by Mauriss even before the Saudi bid came on the table. The club already had started to see him as a time waster. But Edwards kept mocking PCP for their “confidence” and kept on pushing the narrative in summer 20 that Mauriss bid was there for taking but that the club stupidly stuck to the Saudi deal. The only thing there for the taking was the big scoop that Edwards missed and now got another journalist a great story. Quite a few people were pointing CN directly towards several inconsistencies regarding Mauriss and his company especially investigations by the FBI. But instead of picking up on it and starting some investigative queries he was looking for fights with fans and enjoyed going on extensive banning sprees. If only he had done his job in seriously investigating a story than abusing his professional duty by “sticking up for a friend” and hilariously trying to convince others of the good job the bacon-muncher was doing. I do actually think that Edwards can come up with decent stories due to his connections and writing skills, but just because of Brucey and now Henry he has lost any remaining journalistic credibility when it comes to Newcastle. The occasional transfer story that he gets right won’t change this. The two things he got spectacularly wrong will stick with him for as long as he will cover Newcastle.

Also, isn't it pretty well documented that Mitro is a childhood Newcastle fan? Aye, here, from a Fulham programme which took me all of 5 seconds to find online. “I joined Newcastle because from a young age I supported them. I don’t why, but they had black and white colours, the same colours as Partizan Belgrade." Mind you I have internet access at home, I don't need to go to the public library...

Oh really? Go on tell me more about it.

YYP

..... As seen through the eyes of poor Mrs CT......

I applied to Caribou for a chance to win a pair of tickets for the final, forgot about it and I've been contacted by them by email! Not quite the email I was hoping for.....

Weyaz red an white marra. MLF! FTM!

Standard day for me

Surprised nobody has commented on the fact that throughout the entire of that video they’re pretending to use microphones

Chook? What the fuck's a chook? And more to the point, who would say it?

Was this the week where he got the hang of this questioning malarkey?

Who the fuck has this kind of time?

Also it’s fucking immense that because they lost to them “they’re at the top end of the premeeeyah leeyyuggg for a reyyysuhn”, is that the same Fulham that Newcastle brushed aside twice and are 8 points behind Newcastle with an extra game played? I thought the Premier League was easy as everyone was shit.

Even more difficult if he's into Parkrunning.

And suddenly CT doesn't have the worst taste in food on this board.

Like the Euromillions ones - NEWS ABOUT YOUR TICKET You Have Won £3

To be fair to the DVLA, but Fist wanted to send them an insufficient digital photo of himself.

Yeah, I know, statistics are for nerds, but hear me out. Bournemouth are fucking terrible. By almost every measure. The Neolithic stuff like points (19th), goals for (16th) and goals against (20th), but also the modern stuff like PPDA (20th), xG (20th), xGA (19th), ODC (18th). Only team in the bottom 6 to have scored fewer goals than you'd expect. Only Southampton have conceded more goals than you'd expect of them. No team allows more opposition passes per defensive action (tackles, challenges, pressure, etc.) Only Palace and Forrest allow more passes within 20yds of their goal, excluding crosses In the games against teams like us (high pressing) they've given up around 2 goals a game and, Leeds game aside, they've been due less than a goal a game.

I do not want to hear that in a Mackem accent.

Melanie Hill, ex-wife of lifelong Blades fan Sean Bean? That’s Sean added to the ranks of imaginary MLF’s then.

Fucking hell, when did OTF turn into Steve Irwin and marry Dame Edna, FFS OTF, no wonder we don't get to play pre-season football anymore!

I love how their definition of “class” in opposition fans is absolutely defined by if they got beat or not

Its Bogan for chicken I think. Strewth!

They're mental. They're working themselves up into a lather about Robson Green now, who's presenting a light hearted TV series promoting the NE of England. I saw the one where he went paddle boarding with Sir Les in Beadnell which was quite funny. Anyway, of course there is the usual scrutiny as to whether he's adequately covered Weirdside or not, what with him being part og the Magedia. But for a lot of them it's just pure visceral hate. Here's a case study of how it happens. Mackem 1 makes something up about him, mackem 2 takes it as gospel truth and before you know know it is established Mackem folk lore. Absolutely bizarre stuff.

So only a flaming gallah would say it?

As it stands I won't be going to the final. Part of me agrees with HMHM as I think my 30 years of "full service" should count for something but as I've been to less than ten games in the last 14 years I think I'd feel a modicum of guilt in preventing someone who's been regularly from going - though I realise that's unlikely as as far I can see the system does reward loyalty to a reasonable degree. I'm not sure about including criteria of going to this particular cup's games as it seems a bit narrow and I'd have made it broader. I also think Renton's been fucked over with the kids thing.

Blatantly failed his DBS check tbh.

They're trying to prevent you from driving

You are a true sage mate

Seen this today….is it a sign? 👀

In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag the lion sleeps tonight Near the landfill, the minging landfill, the lion sleeps tonight Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they?