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"Alright, Chief? Lee Rydeout from the Newcastle Morning Comical. I'm looking for my photographer in the press box, a Dr. Gloomy. Any chance you could direct me there via the mahogany of a public licensed premises?"

I can get a hold of a trilby, Mac and a bit of white cardboard with 'Press' written on it no bother.

If you don’t get Tom, HMHM & broken doll tickets for the press box just for the crack I think you’re missing a comedic trick tbh

Hopefully Leeds kick the shit out of Man U and they’re all on crutches come the final.

Re the formation, all I know is that keeping Isak on the bench til the 70th minute can't continue for much longer. I don't know where you play him if you're not gonna drop Wilson, but he needs to be starting games sharpish.

Something for wor flags to pop on some banners.

massively off topic i know, but i stood in the pissing down with rain and listened to this. trafalgar square's defining moment.....

I hate the shit either way, fans villified for going under Ashley's tenure (I have seen some ridiculous "scab" analogies), and fan's boasting their "loyalty" is being rewarded. Just fuck off with all that shit man. People do what they want accroding to personal reasons ateod, neother group are better fans than the other. Let's now get the ground expanded and accomodate as many as we can.

I'm surprised she didn't say, 'Well if you weren't such a woke fairy you'd have been out on the street yourself with a baseball bat spreading enamel, blood and snot around the pavements, eee, our gemmill, if you were around in 1940 we'd all be speaking German now, just like Nigel Farage's missus.'

Stamping his authority was the problem

Aye, but which press, high press, deep press, low press or interstitial press ?? Maybe even Xpress.

It's tacky like dog shit.

i never understood why ashley's horrific version of nufc were inclined to get themselves involved in that CAS case. it's not like the cunts had any interest in affairs at the top half of the table never mind challenging the position of the 'big 6' what they were spending was largely irrelevant as long as he could scrape 17th place and keep his six million sports direct logos on the tv. i can only assume keith bishop (probably the most transparent and incompetent pr guru on the planet) had got on the phone to lee charnley and told him to write to the premier league.... that'll show them stupid northern monkeys we're reaching for the stars.

Don't start that shit again.

Dangermows claiming Bowie as a fan and the ‘Good evening, Newcastle’ comment at Roker Park as ‘bantz’. If it wasn’t them lot I’d assume Dangermows was taking the piss

Is getting forward balls to run onto Maxi's strength? For me one of the biggest problems, and I certainly noticed this on Saturday, is that he always seems to want the ball to feet so he can beat 3 players before he gets a shot/cross in. And that's one of a few reasons he's not fitting in with the way we play any more. I do think he's trying to do the tracking back and pressing but for every time he remembers to do it, there's at least one more where he forgets. It's just not his game and to be fair to him, I think it's actually taking away from what can offer. There's absolutely no way we'd sign him now though, and it is a shame really because when we were dogshit, he was really all we had to look forward to. I'd certainly go with Gordon on Saturday, he imediately looked more comfortable with the role than Maxi. My concern would be that if we do drop Maxi, he goes in a huff and we're a player down for the rest of the season. After that it won't matter because I don't see any chance of him being here next season.

Yeah that’s why it’s taken the PL 4 years to investigate Man City…meanwhile they’ve won how much? Chelsea will get pulled, none of the journos have done the actual arithmetic but it can’t possibly be legit under current rules…there’s just too much money to be spread out….

Fuckin hell I’ve never had to assign tickets before, I think I should’ve got a tutorial from CT or TBD…. fuck me that was stressful but it’s done now

Why do we have one of the best crossers in the league and some of the tallest players ever invented and still score fuck all headers from corners?

There was a gang of scrotes walking about the estate last night trying car doors and front/back doors of houses. I've got them trying my door on the ring camera. Mentioned it to my mam and the fact I'd contacted Nortumbria Police on their website to see if they wanted the video. They don't cos all faces are covered. Her response: "Good old police. They'd be there in a shot if you weren't following the woke agenda." I mean, it's definitely funny. But it's also really fucking depressing that my mam is coming out with this fucking drivel.

Aye, Eddie Howe will manage the situation, not the squealing dickhead @toon4life1 with his 12 followers sat in his crusty y fronts in his mums back room

Back in 1998 Frank was doing a Coast to Coast walk, and was so impressed with the accuracy of the forecasts from Bob Johnson , another über famous MLF, he became a Follower of the Light. “ Day one was indeed a wee bit skitey, and that night was also nithering, just like Bob said, know what I mean ‘Arry? FTM “

I will bring some German Presswurst over, that should be enough to oust CN imho.

Glad we ironed that out 👍

Sta-Press.

Can we have a ban on anyone who posts any Junior fucking Turner songs on here please.

Although like many of the period, he alternated between ROker park and SJP back in the day.

Yup

Oh no there wasn't

MEGA FINE! POINTS DEDUCTION! EUROPEAN BAN! Appeal MEGA FINE! European Ban! Appeal MEGA FINE! Appeal Fine and apology. Appeal fine?

Post it on RTG …

Agreed, this one is off the back of Man City beating the prior charges in CAS isn’t it? I think it’s been ongoing for 4-5 years and had the knowledge from the case to build off, I’d imagine this is a pretty strong and damning case they’ve built. What I’m interested in is how a lot of these charges relate to periods post Man City establishing themselves, so it’s interesting to see how they had such egregious rule breaks but similar spending Manchester United and Chelsea as yet have nothing.

Yeah, straight through, then computer says no on the second ticket straight away. I was half tempted to buy a single ticket and rinse tbd, but he's much too canny for me to do that.

just for general clarity i'm not really a big fan of haircut 100. steps however....

They started from a better position, with better players to sell on, it can make a big difference if you sell on a player like Bale or Suarez for mega bucks and can reinvest well.

I’m gutted that Frank Bruno is a lads fan ☹️. Is there fucking anyone that isn’t ffs? It really makes it hard to enjoy all the exciting things going on at NUFC when our neighbors have such star power fans like Frank Bruno, and maybe even the likes of Les Dennis, all while watching a team littered with players that might sell for £10m.

He was down by the gallowgate end on the Milburn side walking back with not a player near him whilst everyone was in the leazes half and you're looking at him and he's either fucked and it's just too much for him or he's just lazy, I'd say the former as even our engines must be feeling the strain with the effort they've put in for over 12 months and I'd imagine our match fit now is harder to get to than under a previous manager's match fit so maybe a run of games would help but as has been said, I just don't see it happening as he's not built for our current set up in my opinion. He was genuinely needed when were all over the shop but those days are gone. Part of me feels a bit sorry for him as I think there's fuck all he can do about it which must be frustrating for him but he's getting well paid and will get a move to another club to be their main man so he'll get over it in the long run. We, however, can't risk giving him a run on the off chance he'll come around to our style.