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He'll need a jersey, it's friesian outside

Aye, CT’s made another cauldron of Lamb Bhuna.

Hello 😎

Imagine a mackem trying to pronounce “Kate Adie”

Good for you, CT. Nothing like a bit of curiousity and the willingness to follow it through. I'm sure they'll go gently with you if it's your first time?

Mackem like behaviour ☝️

You’re not going to believe this but you know Billy Hardy? The Sunderland-born boxer who fought in red and white striped shorts. Well it turns out he supports Sunderland. Tony Jeffries as well, the Olympic medalist, also born there who had a fast food van outside the stadium of light on match days. He only supports them as well. It blew my mind

There’s an article from last year in the Sunderland Echo which kind of sums them up. 20 Surprising Famous Faces Who Support Sunderland. It’s absolutely fucking tragic. Nearly everyone either hails from Sunderland or nearby. They’ve included Henderson and Pickford on the list. It’s also got Mark Webber on there despite him also claiming to support Man Utd. Peter O’Toole and Brian Clough are on there. Apart from both being dead for years when the article was written (I guess the headline ‘….Support or Supported…. didn’t sound as good). The piece also admits in the case of Cloughie he actually supported Boro. Perhaps my favourite bit is that it only lists 19 people.

Lads, fuck off eh.

you probably need to ask on rtg mate. they're the experts on wembo.

fucking hell. he is to being a comedian what ShirtBrigadeLtd is to being a replica top entrepreneur.

You were a criminal lawyer? Is that why you were deported to the Antibides?

Story Time. When I was working on the Cesspool of Light, that watery thing they built in the SOS car park, my brother-in-law, who I was working with at the time, became knobstruck with the married lass running the bait van in the SOS car park. After not too much persuasion from him, she ended up giving him free bacon butties, her unholy, chip-fat infused minge, and a healthy dose of herpes, which he duly passed on to his lass… … aye, he was a proper twat. Such a twat, in fact, that two of his three sisters have cut off contact with him, Mrs. F being one of them. She finally had enough of his shite in 2018. I was working in our new house, which had previously belonged to a family friend of theirs and stood empty for a year or so. We were moving in within a week or so and I was doing as much work before then as I could. I heard the back door open and footsteps coming in so jumped up and went to see who it was- Captain Cunt was stood there, chewing his fucking lips off and gibbering nonsense as he was coked out of his mind. (Think of the scene in Goodfellas when Ray Liotta is explaining how to cook a good ragu) Having barely seen him for the past few years, I was a tad surprised, hence my “ What the fuck are you doing here?” Since he was tweaking like a cunt, it took a while, but I eventually got it out of him that he’d “borrowed” the house keys a few months previously and had copies made, and was using the attic as his drug and drug money stash( aye, he was dealing and dipping). He’d been doing this previously at his mothers house up the street until she started questioning him, so he thought he’d use our empty (at the time) house instead. His plan, after we’d moved in, was to “visit” when we were out at work. Given the fucking grief he’s dished out over the years, it gave me some pleasure to take “his” keys and kick the fucker out. It turned out later that he was in this state as he was “on the run”, having been told to present himself at Wallsend pork farm to answer charges of domestic violence against his (still herpes infested) poor lass. Like I said- absolute cunt. Aaaaanyway, to get to the thoroughly disappointing denouement of this sordid saga, when Alex mentioned the bloke above as a “famous fan”, I didn’t have a fucking scooby who he was and thought “ Nah, it can’t be , can it?” Google fu tells me that although Captain Cunt was banging a SoS burger van-based mackem skank, it was a different SoS burger van-based mackem skank. Tune in next week for more tales of Skeetatch, Scabs, Skanks and Scag.

Sounds dangerously like exercise

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mate, wembley is a shithole - it's fucking miles from anywhere and the only reason to go there is to watch something at the stadium or the arena. i have zero local knowledge about the boozwers, but i'd probably avoid the area tbh - unless you fancy storming the stadium later like those coked-up radgies in the euro 2020 final. if so, try kicking things off by sticking a flare up your arse in leicester square

I won't mince my words, it was a massive misteak coming into this thread to see what all the action was about, thought someone might have had their feathers rumpled defending Bruno's hoofing, but sadly just a stampede of horrible bullshit cowlloquialisms. Flanks for nothing.

I think it's what michael palin's pontius pilate would call a well known sylvester stallone character.

Well, read the post marra, mackems have claimed Trafalgar Square fountains fro themselves. I was thinking shall we just shit in the Dianna Memorial fountain instead?

Not sure, he may have udder plans

You getting a cow next?

That second was pure filth.

FYP

Oh you poor fool…

Sirloin, farewell Its time to say goodbye. Adieu, adieu To moo and moo and moo.

I just about had my fill. It's take n me 20 mins to plough through this

Give me half an hour and I'll give them all a ring.

Mind, I'm relieved Lauren Laverne isn't a MLF according to that list cos she's definitely a MILF.

Having a field day with this ain't ya

Come on guys enough of the shite puns. Back on subject, so when's Bruno's next game? Manure?

deija-moo

Aye, get a room ination

Check out Mr Grumpy here, how dairy.

League cup final 2014. You just have to accept we will forever be in their shadow marra, visiting the New Wembley ofr any reason (except top level league matches) is the only thing that matter in football.

Oops.

what? the point of the post was to highlight the ability of the cps to pursue a case without a key witness. something they've been very keen to do in one instance but not another it would appear. I'm well aware domestic violence works both ways, but it was a million mile from the point I was trying to make.

Always liked a bit of blow

NZ isn’t a penal colony, it’s more like a hotel at Captain Teebs.

4 hours it took for that

Father of the year

A while since I was a criminal lawyer in Newcastle, but (and I haven't seen it) if there is video evidence, the fact that someone does not want to pursue a complaint doesn't, of itself, mean that the case has to be dropped. Certainly, it makes life more difficult for the CPS, and the fact that it has apparently been plastered all over social media does allow arguments about the inability to get a fair trial, but if all you had to do was plaster the evidence against you all over social media, then nothing would ever get prosecuted.

Well my I’m an exiled smoggy who trudged through the early 90’s due to a Geordie neighbour, him and his son took me games I had no business been at. Lived in Manchester for about 9 years, London before that and leeds/North Africa/Spain/Asia previously. I will be watching this at home with my best mate who is a smoggy season ticket holder and my missus who once waved that stupid champions league flag on the pitch at old Trafford. One or the other (maybe both) will be getting told to fuck off all night, but I still can’t wait.

Police have confirmed that he breached his bail conditions several times by contacting her, and they did nothing about it. They're now back together, she has dropped the charges. This couldn't be more typical of failed abuse prosecutions in the UK if it tried to be.

Catts?

Are they twigging that the whole of the USA has switched allegiances to Wrexham now?

TBF NZ is closer to "proper" Australia than Perth.

Ross Stewart out for the rest of the season. On the plus side for them, at least it will put PSG and Real Madrid off in their pursuit of him.