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so nice to get that early strike on tuesday, followed by another on the 20 minute mark. never thought the tie was in any doubt after that at all to be honest. flying out the blocks again this weekend would be lovely. it's good that longstaff has come to terms with the fact that the goal isn't on the roof of the stands at last, we may need him again on saturday or is wilson about to wake up from his post world cup slumber? anyway.... can't see west ham scoring any more than 1 at best, if we score 2 it'll be in the bag!

Come on England, give us a goal!

NTM

Fountain dive in Trafalgar Square.

Having a mandatory rule out for 7 days is bollocks though. I mean 7 days is the time it takes the Earth to rotate 7 times on it's axis and travel approximately 3 million miles on it's annual orbit around the sun. These are entirely arbitrary numbers with no relation to head injury I am aware of and may as well have been conjured out of thin air. If he still has symptoms after a few hours, get the lad scanned. But if he is completely free of symptoms, no reason he can't play. I mean, not being funny, but we still have a sport now where the intention is to give your opponent a head injury, and worse, WOMEN (and LGBTQIA+ etc) are allowed to play it! PC gone mad it is. They'll be banning Delilah next.

Being a single mum has really taken its toll on you, Helen.

PM from Gemmill: "Hi Krissy/Helen, I'm not into shirts or going to football games but I am into cyber love, if this sounds like you as well then HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? ........"

If you find mate offensive this really isn't the forum for you as there's some right cunts on here, pet.

Putin to get his cock out on TikTok?

Sounds someone needs to bang some heads together at the FA to get it sorted.

Oh I go further than that, I'll BCC someone into an email chain. Hell, I'll wait until I'm on a call with someone, then say "Oh, I'll just see if [Senior Manager] is free." and add them to the call as an ambush.

All this pissing about the lack of options in midfield etc, for me we have an abundance of options there compared with at the back where a long term injury to Dan Burn significantly weakens two positions. And we will get injuries. Relatively happy with the window, I think Eddie understands how lots of incomings would upset the balance in the changing room, lack of options in January but most of all FFP clipping our wings and not being able to overhaul a distinctly average squad in only three windows. Having said all that a couple of loans wouldn’t have gone amiss but no point moaning on like a fuckin big girls blouse is there? 😀

fyp

If you start us off with the tune we’ll join in on the chorus

Shake it all about Do the Hokey Cokey …

Have you seen this?!!!

Bought this but it turns out it’s tat. Asked for a refund only to be told “ Don’t give up your day job, lolz” I think it was second hand too, as it reeked of blue pop

This is why I pay for this site.

ShiteBrigade more like! Looks like a jockey's silks.

Ross Stewart out for the rest of the season. On the plus side for them, at least it will put PSG and Real Madrid off in their pursuit of him.

close enough that you can get an uber to wimbledon at 6am when you're still off your tits

it would be just our luck if he nukes London two days before the final

Not now Russia

If he does score 20 goals they can name a burger after him 👍🏻

Agree with this. It’s a risk but our owners see it as a measured risk to get us to our long term aims. We are establishing ourselves as hard negotiators who pay a fair price but won’t be taken to the cleaners, or panic. We did this in the most uncomfortable position imaginable 12 months ago when we refused to give in to demands for Botman, or Carlos, and it’s worked out for us. We now have that to fall back on in negotiations as proof us walking away isn’t a bluff, players know it (see Gordon quotes regarding not wanting to miss his chance) and clubs are learning. Contrast that to Chelsea who are a complete fucking laughing stock, tried to play hardball with Benfica and have ended up paying exactly what Benfica demanded. While Chelsea are an extreme I think Manchester United are another example who get their eyes ripped out on basically every deal because they’ve established themselves as a soft touch who will overpay/panic (I think Ajax wanted 80m for Anthony earlier in the window which Man Utd walked away from before coming back and paying 20m more). It makes me nervous and I really wanted us to sign a CM, but I trust the owners plan and Howe to get us to where we need to be. It could mean we miss CL this season, but the upside if we manage to get it this season is fucking huge as Isegrim points out.

Catts?

unbelievable really that they then go and undo the incredibly special bond they have with man utd by doing the poznan to them in 2012. the cynic might be tempted to believe that the manc ftm union jack flag never existed in the first place.

Aye, I bet he’s 100% serious The Borini one is like us having a massive Luque one

I only wanted to sell my hideous shirt.

if it was good enough for neville's lovely brenda, it's good enough for you.

I'd never make suppositions about anyone's gender in the current woke climate, but are we saying that Kristian is the long form of Krissie now?

In fairness she's got Gemmill sussed

this isn't the forum you're looking for

What about Roel Fox?

Roel isn’t a name

Tennis poof

I think you’ll find all of the historic ceremonial county of Durham is under mackem ownership

Dave’s a yank and his dad wears a red MAGA cap

Yes, whoever the fuck they are. His mams a poof too PS I bet you’re the one in your work group who needlessly copies in people they shouldn’ to emails, eg bosses, people who are a pain in the arse etc etc . You’re that guy, aren’t you Dave?

Both were Newcastle fans (as a boy)

Oh L'amouurrrrrrr............................. Broke my heart

Or Michael Chopra

If she's old enough for a loan, she's too old for that lot.

Mackems would be happy. FTM.

It's not just the players. Did you see the bit towards the end when Staveley asked Eddie permission if Idris Elba could go and talk to the lads. Absolute respect from her towards the bloke who has has been pivotal to the turnaround on the pitch. No way on god's green earth Ashley would have done that.

I had a copy of his book "Thatcher Stole My Trousers". Think I managed to read about a quarter of it before the lad got his hands on it and ripped out all the fucking pages. Did the same with my copy of Hitch22 aswell. Nightmare, have to hide all the books from him. Funny thing is my other half is a librarian.

There we go, that's better.