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Shano Fergsonitti.

Can I come in front of them?

Fucking hell. Making it to the final and I can also retire tomorrow because I got 20 years older in the last 60 minutes.

Tough crowd on here ffs. We've spent £260m or something in three windows. A player has left unexpectedly at the end of the window, reportedly for £10m when he's nearly out of contract, and it frees up £70k per week. You can't say no to that. If no one comes in, it won't be for lack of effort, I'm sure.

With his massive stash of Venetian photos?

Is this the week…

Even more unbelievable to conceive that you'd still be without pubes 24 years later. Well I hope tonight has proved that anything can happen. Check your kegs in the morning, you never know.

Gloom scooting about like Ali-G on meth and people are taking the piss out of me Lego shoes. Ant should have deleted this place

Kylie Minogue?

I think Howe (excuse the conjecture here) does like the look of Anderson, because he didn’t send him on loan. But, while it’s always good to give players an opportunity in a side playing well, we’re doing too well. By that I mean I don’t think Howe thought we’d be in a CL spot. There’s so much riding on the matches that has perhaps limited the opportunities for Anderson. If we were in 7th or 8th and concentrating on the cups it might be different. I wouldn’t judge him too harshly on the Sheff Wed game because of all the other changes. Agree with Gloom we’ll be looking to strengthen as Anderson’s lack of experience goes against him with the stakes being as high as they are.

Maddison and Sibierski to be announced at a quarter to eleven tonight

He’s there doing research for his next role. Steve Bruce has cast him to play the title role in the autobiographical movie of his life.

The Shelvey love in on Twitter has been doing my head in. You'd think he was Rob Lee ffs. We have Willock who can slot in at CM. Anderson a gamble if things really get to shite. It's not a great situation and would have been ideal to get a replacement for Shelvey but this is where our squad is. If either of Schar or Botman are injured we are screwed. If Tripper is, we are screwed. There's weaknesses that will take a few windows to resolve. The club has been clear in their approach that they will go only for the right man. Bit of patience and perspective needed.

@Dr Gloommaking an appearance on the decks. He kept this quiet.

German and SS doesn’t sound right

I think we will score a few tonight. And they will score none.

Toon Flight radar has picked up an unscheduled incoming flight

safe to assume this one isn't happening then

That's all well and good but what cup size is his girlfriend?

They’re glossy. Any nay cunt touches my printer.

Feel like I should’ve staged an intervention in Palmersville aldi that time after watching that

Jonjo getting in one last winners team photo before Sammy drops him off at Forest.

More turgid football from the spawny mags

Okay, CT is now king of the forum.

Aye. Gordon's lass was on topless. Shame you missed it.

Paying him another £6m would have been a bigger mistake.

Miguel de Souza, 15 appearances, 0 goals.

Gloom nailed on to get a red, gold and green pair with Ganja Kru on the right and left tongue instead of the swoosh

Must be a flash London mid life crisis bellend thing, as I bought a pair (and a pair of the silver ones) last week. Important to look like a proper twat when doing the school drop off.

And do you know who else was Austrian?

But if it’s just paper talk on a quiet-ish deadline day we’ll all have him here in a shot

They won't sell to another 'big 10' rival.

direct rival my arse. they're 10 points below us

1 follower, which is one more than they had yesterday

I'm both quietly confident and shitting it

Yup

Looks like the match has been called off as SSN didn't make any mention of it when I watched ten minutes of it and the BBC breakfast sports section also failed to say anything and the sports bit on BBC radio news I heard after dropping off the bairn to work haven't said a dickie bird about the semi-final of a cup competition. I'm sure they'll all say fuck all tomorrow as well when Man U play Forest for a place at Wembley.

He’s actually a Pisces 🐡

Barrett Strong, 81. Sang a bit and wrote a few ditties

We'll be fine. Willock, Longstaff and Joelinton in the middle. Get Uggers Gordon out on the wing grafting all over the shop.

Twenty minutes into the coverage and I don’t think Southampton have been mentioned once. Don’t worry Southampton fans, we’ve been there.

i confess i follow casey so i can post his nonsense on here for us all to laugh at

And then on top of that, going forward, the players coming in are on exceptionally long contracts. So they’ll be even harder to shift

they're spending how people thought we would after the saudis came in

the big day's upon us. don't fuck it up newcastle!

He's only been here five minutes and folks are leching over his lass already, shocking tbf. Anyway.....