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Isak trying to force it in from an impossible position while Longstaff was unmarked in the box. Absolutely the right decision.

That's it. I am done. Started a recent one. Spaniel tits is hosting it. 'There's two Adams, but I'm not one. I'm Charlotte, errrm, hopefully you knew that' Fuck. Me.

Scoring goals is the hardest thing to do in football. Look at our midfield and attack tonight and Bruno is the only player added since the takeover and he’s playing fairly deep. Eddie Howe has completely remodelled the defence and turned it into the best in the Premier League. He has done wonders with our midfield and the best he can with our attack where we’re dominating and creating chances but they aren’t good enough or we aren’t finishing them. He has reached the limit of what he can do at this level. When you see Willlock, Longstaff and Joelinton all blazing chances over and compare it with the professionalism of the rest of the team then you realise that some turds can’t be turned into diamonds. They're getting into the right positions but they aren’t instinctive finishers. So the personnel has to change. We need more goals regularly from the forwards and midfielders and we’re going to have to spend money to do so. You can train most players to graft and to run and to get into the right positions but if they don’t have natural finishing then they don’t have it. Willock and Longstaff need to be off the team sheet next year and we need competition for Almiron and someone for LW to allow Joelinton back into midfield. There are huge changes needed to get our squad into shape and Howe has worked miracles to get us where we are but to even maintain this position will need big investment in the summer.

Leaving Isak and ASM on the bench I do understand. It’s like saving your best cowie until 3am, you know you’ve got something special in reserve.

ASM and Isak have got to start. We’ve looked so much better since they came on. Loved Murphy sending him on his way off

Isak is fucking sex on daddy long legs.

Uh-oh

How are things on Wearside? I'm assuming we're the luckiest team in the entire galaxy?

Maxi not looking like a player we should think about selling. Made a massive difference since he's come on.

The fuck did I do?

You'd be sad, maximum

They’re the same as mackems tbh, they love Lampard because he throws his hands up and blames players and they just follow that. Gordon was the best young talent in England according to the same fan base 6 months ago (again same as the mackems whenever a youth player has a good game), maybe he has been shite but who could blame him? Their fanbase blockaded his car and angrily confronted him after a game I’m not sure I’d show much desire to stay around and help as a 21 year old. If our recruitment staff decide to get Gordon, and we sign him then I trust them especially over a bunch of bitter scouse mackems. They need relegated honestly, it’ll be good for the league to get rid of another club that does absolutely fuck all besides linger round the bottom half.

And also good luck to @Tom and not forgetting @Gemmill. Hope you get those tickets.

Both have to go to CT's house for lunch. Whoever manages to finish the duck pizza and 6pt of Bhuna gets the tickets.

Dude where's my transfers!

At least they aren’t bothered

I was trying to think who Isak reminded me of. And the way he kind of floats about and that lovely first touch where it looks easy and it came to me - Kluivert

Behave.

Did you not hear? Energy companies are offering money to reduce your energy usage at peak time. Wyki is raking in a sweet 34p by sitting in the dark listening to it on his wireless.

He’s been spotted in the crowd at St. Mary’s:

TBH I should imagine any player who hasn't got the discipline to show up for training will feature extremely low on any shortlist the likes of Howe & Ashworth are drawing up. Irrespective of how good they are.

I can’t answer that.

Grapes man, the frozen grapes!

They fucking own him

i can't believe there's any fucker on earth, even in leeds, who'd be prepared to go sloppy seconds to that fat little tory cunt.

FYP

"Delivered goods and comestibles to Matt Targett earlier. Tell you what, Mrs T is straight in the Fist Bank savings account"

Their strength of feeling towards Dawn Thewlis pretty much sums them up. It’s so fucking weird, man

They’re arguably a mid-table championship side based on reality and not glue

I'd take zero notice of it unless it comes out we've actually made a bid for him. If we have and he comes then you have to gamble on the recruitment team knowing their stuff and confident they can make him an asset. It's speculation ATM and that's the way I prefer it, they play their cards close to their chests these days, no cosy phone calls to David Craig or Alan Oliver these days. Gordon may look like the emaciated, drug addled son of Clare Balding and be a diving, whiney faced little cunt but I'll trust Dan and co >if < they actually want him.

Darvel, like Marvel but with added drug addled descendants of coal miners

Trippier 1 - Acid casualty 0

I like to think I have a pretty decent knowledge of obscure Scottish sides but I hadn't even heard of this lot. Impressive

I'm alright with it as long as he plays with a bag on his head.