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In all honesty I’m not arsed if he received threats, he can’t play the fucking victim when he relentlessly insulted the fan base, and the City, all while playing some of the worst football we’ve been subjected to, with shit results, and getting all of his media buddies to back up his stance that it’s gobsmacking the way Newcastle fans perceive him. It was an incredibly frustrating time for the support, just taking dig after dig with zero avenue to vent due to stadium closures etc - honestly with the amount of fucking lunatics around, and the way the bloke gleefully took every single opportunity to set himself up as the victim of this horrible support base he should count himself extremely lucky that the worst he got was some alleged threats. He should take a look at what happened to the Everton players this weekend and compare how he acted over his tenure towards the fan base to the way the Everton players have acted towards theirs (nothing but thanks and praise), or the fan at Spurs attacking Ramsdale, and he will get an idea of how fucking tolerant our fan base was to the fucking arsehole. For two blokes that have had every chance handed to them on a platter despite doing fucking nowt to deserve it, all while taking in fucking millions, they are both a pair of weirdly bitter bastards.

The same Rafa they all decided is a terrible manager? Staggering that someone can say something as fucking mental as the only reason that club have one of the highest regular attendances over a 46 game season is “goodwill” for a manager, and the reaction is they all basically nod and go “exactly marra so ignoring that we actually have a higher average attendance” which gets even more likes. “Plus marra what’s even funnier is I spoke to Hull fans and they said we are way classier, so not only do we have a higher average attendance but also classier fans, don’t forget harder ones too as after the Hull fan said we were classier I glassed him”

My uncle was an alcoholic, which did for him in the end. But not before he borrowed a tricycle off a kid in the street, sat on it, pointed it down a hill and let Jesus take the wheel. Obviously with a kid's tricycle, there's no independence between the speed the wheels spin and the speed the pedals spin, so they were going like the fucking clappers. My uncle contrives to get his foot ahead of one of the pedals and gets too close for comfort and this thing slams down on his Achilles, trapping his ankle between the pedal and the ground. For the rest of his life he had a condition called drop foot where basically if he lifted his leg, he couldn't hold his foot out straight - the toes just by default pointed directly at the floor. He spent the rest of his life walking around like he was in a one man human dressage competition.

They should have closed the board down after the completely fictitious story about the old gadgie whose wife didn’t make his packed lunch because of Ukraine being invaded resulted in a whip round in the pub to buy him a packet of crisps, one of which was shaped like a lion’s head and drew in crowds to see it. Peak RTG tbh

Got through the first week off the smokes. My sense of taste is starting to come back. Good god it's horrific. Is this really what coffee is supposed to taste like? How the fuck do people manage to live like this?

Wood to Forest? Has he outgrown us?

I find them a bit formulaic

there's a possibility they might buy him? insanity. swimming in money nottingham is mind. all the overtime the cunts worked during the miner's strike.

Winning is more fun

Great summary Howay. I can only assume that he has a narcissistic complex and genuinely thinks he is a brilliant manager and extremely hard done by everywhere he’s been. Which is staggering if true since, 1. his record is dogshit and hes achieved nothing worth mentioning after years as a manager 2. he’s pretty much hated by the fans everywhere he’s managed 3. he looks like Arthur Mullard after hes been beaten up in a bar fight He’s basically a spoilt whiney bitch who sounds like his balls need to drop (both metaphorically and in reality). By god we had some shit managers but he must be the worst full time manager under Ashley. I’m so thankful he's no longer stinking up our club.

I bought a phone on eBay and the lass didn’t delete her photos. They were all quite innocent pictures of her dog until there was one of her pussy. It was an unsavoury 2am kebab shop affair. I left her positive feedback like.

Oakay

Tindall’s nickname is mad dog

Nine-month-long wedding season, marra

You’ve told that before but I still had to try very hard to stifle my laughter on the office

Did he become an alcoholic before, or after, a certain nephew came along ?

In terms of effort, he was at best 0.6 FTE. In terms of weight, he was 1.5.

Did you get a “ Larn yersel Phurturshop” course for Christmas? * If so, have you tried it yet?

Coffee is the biggest swindle in the world, I refuse to believe anyone likes the taste of it but they are all now too embarrassed to admit it.

I hope Gemmill has closed his Bet365 account

Leaf Gemmill alone. He's sycamore puns.

That Keith's post reads like a fucking Jim'll Fix It letter. Hard to believe an actual adult wrote that.

The mackems and their imagination again. I imagine in this scenario Newcastle fans would we standing on each shoulders 20 high and SJP average attendance would be 1 million.

This season’s figures include discarded crisp packets blowing across the pitch

On the bogs? You dorty bastid.

Surely 6 pints of lamb bhuna needs more than that?

You mean apart from last Sunday when he did track back and went in for a brilliant tackle late in the game? But I guess you were already queueing at the bogs then.

Are they making up average attendances again? I like how when they get a bad attendance it’s “wedding season” but when we get a record on its “goodwill for Rafa”

Insane how much rope you’ll give lads who can do step overs

he's been unlucky this season with injuries though. i've seen some signs that he wants to try to buy into howe's ideas in the limited game time he has had

More like fuckallfans, the state of her.

I saw that advert too; 'iPhone for sale, £150 factory reset or £200 with my onlyfans content still in the photo gallery. No returns.' I don't bother with apple so passed on it.

xB 10.0 did ye say?

There’s nothing wrong with your tastebuds, instant coffee has always tasted like shit 👍🏻

xlsecellent

one swallow….

He's barely played man, how can you dig him out for that when the majority of his appearances have been later on, off the bench. I trust Howe to either work out a way to incorporate Saint-Maximin's undoubted skill into the side, or to replace him. In a lot of ways he's already been replaced, no one player is as impactful as ASM, but we've made it up in the aggregate. However, I honestly think that with a proper DM, we could field ASM to great effect.

his work off the ball was impressive against Fulham. He was obviously trying to impress Howe. But at times he was chasing the ball down wherever it went like a headless chicken. He needs to learn when to press, when to drop back and when to hold shape. That’ll come if he gets a run of games

Well said and spot on. He's lucky his management, petty baiting of the support and conspirational pact he had with his media chums didn't occur thirty years ago as he might have had a basis for being worried.

Tremendous words

No good football manager ever got threatened with having his house torched. I doubt it's ever happened to the bloke who got Bournemouth relegated.

Bruce got an easy ride here considering how shite he was and was paid fucking millions for doing so. It just shows what a gargantuan cunt he is that, instead of thinking himself unbelievably lucky, he instead has to invent stuff like that. No wonder Edwards likes him