Leaderboard

Didn't take long

'I'd love to go and see us win our first trophy in 54 years but can't really be arsed'.

I’m excited. It’s ages since I’ve been crushed by the disappointment of losing a final

Imagine waiting 53 years to see us lift a cup, only to find out CT is sat next to you Do the decent thing Tubs, get some Blue Moon in and order a new Garden Sofa from Gypsy George’s Legit House Clearance Warehouse.

They'll have woke up up this morning and for the first 3 seconds it'll be just another day.... Then the moment where they remember..... OHUH NOWUH! THE FUCKUN MAGS WON! AH DINNUT BELLEYVE IT! ME DAYUHS REWEND!

And then everyone on the bus stood up and applauded.

'You can stick your Jules Rimet up your hole, this is the one I dreamt of holding when I was growing up in the favella'.

"We'll have Southampton, second leg at St James" "St James' you mean"

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS THAT GIF ABOUT? I feel traumatised. And slightly aroused.

cup-winning after party back at mine. renton's sorting the booze. ct is catering

Ross Stewart has been absolutely ROBBED.

We're turning our back on the Liverpool-hosted Eurovision and heading to a villa by the beach in Gran Canaria instead. Soz, Scousers.

Well where's the fun in that?

I listened to a couple of the True Faith episodes recently (the ones on the Arsenal and Sheffield Wednesday matches) and can't be doing with it. My first issue is word repetition. After the Arsenal game the word 'class' must been been used at least 100 times and after the FA Cup game it was the same with 'raging'. Get a fucking thesaurus and come up with something fresh. The other problem is that they don't appear to know how to swear. The use the term 'fucking' a lot but it's used in the completely wrong places and with zero emphasis. It's like 12 year old public schoolboys trying to rebel.

My savings would disappear if we won the cunt

Please get promoted so you can find out how weak the league is and how not good the mags are. Or fail to get out of the championship whilst looking up and declaring how shit the league you can't get into is. The choice is yours, you fucking divs.

Southampton l, second lef at home. Anyone know a good place to park in North London?

If it's owt like the last one, you'll be hoying a wobbler 40 minutes from now as Sky go to another ad break. "'ot water bottle's gettin cold, AH SAY OT WATER BOTTLE'S GETTIN COLD!"

🚨 DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP 🚨

CT is so close to getting the hang of this football thing.

I think I’ve found the greatest couple of paragraphs in the history of journalism https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/harry-and-meghan-the-union-of-two-great-houses-the-windsors-and-the-celebrities-is-complete-1.4504502

One of my favourite things about yesterday is Miggy is now adding assists to his game. His through balls to Willock in the first minute and for Big Joe's goal were beautiful. He can't possibly keep up his scoring rate but adding this to his game means his fret just keeps increasing. Howe has unleashed the beast

Honestly it's not even a maturity thing, I just cannot be fucked typing out Man Utd with that fucking space between the words when my phone can just predictive "manure" into it and it's done.

She was being deeply sarcastic

Prutton asked the pair of them about young English managers at the moment and they both talked about Frank and Steve. Not Potter, Howe, Cooper, O'Neil who are all currently out performing Lampard (18th in the League) and Gerrard (Unemployed after being shit), no, they're happy for Frank and Steve. They both sounded very much like Old Men shouting at Clouds. "Players can't go for 6-7 pints of an evening now." "Won't be as much fun though" That's right Steve, that's right Neil, professional fucking athletes can't go and get shit faced the night before a game because they're professional fucking athletes. Jesus Christ. Then Prutton asked if any young managers had asked either of them for advice, and they seemed genuinely offended that a young, modern manager wasn't desperate to shadow them. Sorry Steve, not many young managers are going to want to sit on a Portguese sun lounger watching you turn puce as you escape criticism for how fucking awful your brand of football is.

I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground... We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour.

There’s a 2 in 3 chance we’re going to get one of the ugly sisters from mancyland in the semis, I think all talk of the final should be banned

48 Pages / 954 posts on our game tonight.......but remember they don't care about us FTM🤣

can you make sure you’re working for every remaining game this season please? It’s only fair

In my opinion Ashley never intended to be with us for the long haul. I think he bought us intending to asset strip and quickly sell on at a big profit, saddling us with long term commercial deals with sports direct in the process like he did at rangers. It explains the lack of due diligence as he was confident he could make money in the short term. In that light every decision he made makes more sense, as it was to make do and mend till he could find a sucker to palm us off onto. So no surprise he wasnt interested in spending on the academy which could take years to see a return. The same goes for long term commercial partnerships. The only flaw in his plan was he wanted too much money for the club, which got more of a problem as he hollowed us out and ran down the squad and facilities.

Wait....... I'm sensing a dose of mackem logic arriving through my chakra portals. Last time when Sunderland were relegated from the PL, they were too shit for the CL and were further relegated to L1 in last place. Ergo the PL musn't have a higher quality than the CL. Ommmmm.

Just imagine for 1 minute if we won it.... i know its still long shot but if we did Monwearmouth bridge would be busy

But mackem bantz.

Only 3 in 10 players finish the chance Longy missed in the first couple of minutes???

I’m here to police the line between light hearted inter city jocularity and deranged regional based bigotry . You should’ve received an email , maybe check your junk? hope this helps best regards PL

Ee bah gum, yo tek tha back or al git t'HR on't you. pu wood in'thole

It's so transparent that the barometer for the PL's quality is how well/poorly Newcastle United are doing. If we were rock bottom, the PL would be praised "They don't belong in the top flight", safely midtable "There's a lot of stodge in the top flight", and so on. It's just a gossamer thin comfort blanket. They would be the league's whipping boys were they to get promoted this season and deep down they know it. Even shambles like Southampton, Wolves and Everton would batter them. Each of the three teams currently in the relegation places would be odds-on favourites to get promoted from the Championship, such is the gulf in quality and wealth.

Warnock genuinely tells a story about interviewing for the Norwich job, ages ago. And some senior exec asks "Will the fans like the way you play", Warnock proudly tells how he looked them all in the eye, took a deep breath and said "Aye, I think they'll like winning". Proudly, like it doesn't make him sound like a cunt. Also, it sounds a lot like one of those stories where the teller swaps in what he wished he'd come up with, for what he really said.

They didn’t mind fleecing clubs out of the money that came with the modern era of professionalism though

https://wrestletalk.com/news/update-wwe-saudi-arabia-sale-agreed-in-principle/ We definitely need WWE as our shirt sponsor

My expected eyesight is all I need.