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Instead of locking it why don't they get their hard lads to invite any Mag piss takers to 'say it to their face' as this is what they normally do? Obviously they're fucking nails and all mags are Walter Softys so that would sort it.

I feel a bit for exile to be honest, his entire life revolves around the misconception that he's 'getting' to newcastle's support, completely oblivious to the fact his bizarre obsession is a source of hilarity. his copy and pasting of a twitter account no fucker looks at to the echo chamber of the sportswahing thread will get an even smaller audience, apart from to fellow angst ridden, pretendy human rights activists like skylon, captain fatty etc. pray for exile. bit torn me, I've thoroughly enjoyed 14 months worth of watching them tear themselves apart when pathetically attempting to disguise their jealousy as some kind of moral high ground whilst simultaneously littering the thread with the casual racism of camel humpers and ragheads. been a laugh, but bollocks can I be arsed to create an account to carry on viewing.

It's been moved to their Parsnip section, which you need a login to view. Presumably to stop the deluded world of RTG Twitter page Embarrasing them.

Am not sure I’d enjoy a festive glass of egg nog with her or her husband but the abuse they get is out of all proportion to their alleged “crimes” . The people lapping this shit up and amplifying it are also likely to have put “be kind” in their social media profiles when Caroline Flack took her own life. These two members of the Royal Family have told lies? Wait till they hear about how Harry’s old man treated his mother, and how his grandmother stopped not only his father but also her own sister from marrying the people they loved when they wanted to. I wish every single useless dysfunctional deviant fuckin one of them would just piss off and take the obsessed wankers in the media like Morgan and the entire Daily Mail staff with them Merry fuckin Christmas 😒

The Stasi, I mean mods, will be closely monitoring that thread for suspected mags now. But aye, they will almost certainly have an account. That and people won’t be able to stop themselves discussing us in the main forum

Ready to Groom mods…

RATTLED.

So they’re so fucking deluded that they want to make sure they can say all their insane, made up shite without anyone pulling them up on it or laughing at them. This is a low point even for them.

aye, I mean when football hooliganism was at its peak in the 80s we literally took the piss out of them for a decade. bizarre this happened really when every mackem that ever lived is harder and nastier than mike tyson's big brother.

I see it comes with a warning😆 "Only registered users may access this forum - it is less heavily moderated than the SMB and some posts may offend, caution advised"

Ah, Shay Given. The only Irishman not to know where Dublin was.

I mean... that guy will have an account.

'Man who fish in other man's pond, only catch crabs'

Yep

I love the idea that a topic about snoods has to be locked behind a wall for some reason Too many mags signing up and spreading false snood info

I knew Stevie had moved south of the river but I didn't realise he'd outright defected... (Defecated, yes, but not defected)

Imagine having to subscribe wall the thread about your neighbours because the contents are so embarrassing you can't risk them being public? It will die on Parsnip like, currently below two word association threads, a thread on snoods by Dangerwrangun, and a thread about shitting yourself. Honestly this subforum is wierder than the main one. How about this for a scintillating thread? There must have been over 16,000 posts on this to date.

Reminds me of the old - what do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs? Gracias

trippier making a remarkable recovery there once he had his balls tickled.

One each.

oy strictly boy.... I'm screen sharing it to the tv like the technology whizz kid I'm renowned for.

aye, when knopfler's local hero kicked in I thought me ears were gonna bleed!

A message from Comrade Lynch ✊🏻

Sneaky

plenty of time on his hands, grounds too hard to be digging shallow graves for his victims.

Will be bollocks. He only signed for them 6 months ago and they're top of the league.

16th December and Polarboy has got the drawing pins and thread out. Gonna be a long old transfer window for that bloke!

I wonder if we're actually after him as the professionals now in charge of recruitment don't now feel the need to leak it for a 'feel good factor'? Anyway, I've never been as zen as fuck about new signings as these seem to know what they're doing.

The Ronny Gill, here's two German teams Newcastle should support......

There’s nothing particularly wrong with getting your news from the BBC as long as you can apply some level of critical thinking but then again that goes for most news sources.

John Redwood, a Tory MP for 35 years, has finally found the solution to the NHS bed shortage problem. One quick trip to Bensons for Beds should sort it.

👍

Frank Clark knew my father Father knew Frank Clark

Napoli fans nicknamed him Kvaradona iirc, get him in.

Fuck's sake Florian, we only asked, 'how's it gannin, mate?' chill oot! (Is this a 'special bond'? Asking for deranged fanbase).

Still one of the best goals ever. https://www.facebook.com/groups/844940199360108/permalink/1530156027505185/

So Fists so called HGV lessons were actually aerial refuelling lessons. No-one else could have such a call sign

Geordies bought a time machine so the best looking one could gan back to have it off with the future Pele’s mam. Santos (and Brazil) are pure GEORDIE Howay the Time Machine Lads

This playlist on repeat for the next week, pretty much

Do you do t-shirts? By any chance

We’d qualify as champions of Europe. I may not have been being entirely serious btw

You’ll be singing a different tune when we win it

Wasnt is purely because we were playing Bilbao at home and then it turned out Bilbao made a massive fuss over us & continue to do so unprompted. The attention they are absolutely desperate for but never get.

3,000 if we're using Michael Owen's going rate.

Minor incident at Palmersville Aldi there with someone’s old carrier bag handle snapping. The result being their bottle of Pinot Grigio smashing as it hit the floor. So fuck? Well, unless he’s got a doppelgänger who talks like him, I’m pretty certain it was Luke the chicken nonce Edwards.