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I assumed they were cleaners/cooks.

I think HeaderDownBrown speaks for us all.

I LOVE when certain players, for example, Neymar, want to take the last penalty for the potential glory, and then see their team crash out before they even get the chance to take one. Have that, you preposterous little fanny

Well Craig, I can well believe that you would use time travel for something so mundane.

It's all very

Top right has 100% just dropped a rip snorter of a fart.

Still pissed off that cunts told Keegan Modric wasn't good enough.

Friday, 9th December marks the 130th anniversary of the formation of Newcastle United Football Club, and CEO Darren Eales has penned this open letter to supporters on an historic day... Dear supporters, Today marks the 130th anniversary of our wonderful football club and it is an ideal moment to reflect on our history, our present and our future. It has been a privilege for me to learn about Newcastle United's past in such detail since my arrival, and it is an honour to be tasked by our ownership group to be the club's CEO as we reach this momentous milestone. Since the infancy of the club, formed essentially from two clubs and officially becoming 'United' during a meeting at Bath Lane Hall on this day in 1892, life in black and white has been colourful. Today, we remember everyone who has contributed to our journey. That includes the many players who have proudly pulled on the shirt over 130 years and every single supporter who has backed the club at St. James' Park and from every corner of the world. Our fans are - and have always been - what makes this club truly special, and we hope to continue engaging with our supporters everywhere and also welcome new fans to the Newcastle United family as our journey continues. To mark the anniversary, we also wanted to pay tribute to the 'team behind the team'. This club has always had a loyal and dedicated group of staff, and we have captured a very special photograph of all current permanent employees, joined by coaching staff and players representing our men's, women's and Academy teams. It is fitting that the club is so 'United' on this day. So many people have got us to this point, and everyone will have a role to play as we move forward and strive towards achieving our ambitions. A very happy birthday to Newcastle United Football Club, and here's to the next 130 years. Best wishes, Darren Eales

Surely you can just look at the stats page and get all you need to know from that. I'm joking, I'm joking

I think that one goes to Pennywell.

Oh no, it's become self aware!

Bored bored bored.

Exile getting angry at his own hypothesis here. Moron

Tyneside Jack?

Won't someone please think of all the boring middle-class Home Counties cunts who "support" Brazil

You must not make her cry

Exclusive footage here from Fist’s HGV course this week….

I saw this a bit earlier, seems we took it good and proper....

Wouldn't want a ban for whataboutery now, would I?

@wykikitoon on Christmas morning.

toonpack's joined the melee. bit like the fulwell 1970 on there this morning.

Golden Brown Bread.

The fucking bollocks on the Dutch to try that in the 100th minute They deserve to win it for that alone

Croatia deserved that. Bruno criminally underused.

Jenas sounds gutted, the little bellend.

The more I hear the word "sportswashed" from those clowns the less it means. I'd love to see an oil country come in for them just to see them scurrying to delete posts. The moral switcheroo would be box office.

He wants to go to Man United. Sounds like his ambitions are too limited to play for us.

FYP

Funnily enough the 503 used to be the bus around my way in Shields many years ago. If anyone can remember local "Celebrity" Wavis O'Shave who featured on such programmes as Check it out on Tyne Tees, he had a song called "You won't catch me on the 503" (I knew him in pre-fame days as someone we played football with when he was simply known as Rod Stewart - no idea what his real name was).

camel humpers isn't racist for fucks sake. that's 2 moderators stated that now, pancho and the cunt with pop robson as his avatar. unsurprisingly really the loudest 'roker roar' these days is the booing of taking the knee. update..... mcmackem joins the fray, 3 moderators now.

Would not consider myself as a lurker, but here you go...

First team squad, youth squad, directors, admin staff, etc. all in one photo. "We're all in this together."

It's one of my favorite club shirts... Perhaps, surely, because it was the first I have. Bad news though... I wore Michael Owen on the back.

Lest we forget … “ I’ll have a house special fried rice, prawn crackers, and an underage hummer please”

loving this world cup I am. long live sportswashing.

I'm no Messi fanboy, but I must admit the prospect of a Argentina-Portugal final with him running the show and Ronaldo benched is fairly delicious

Get yourself home Bruno son. These dickheads don't deserve you!

Short-term memory loss is a terrible thing.

Aren't they a former shirt sponsor of the unwashed?

Whataboutery - a phrase created by someone trying to take the high ground where their biased moral outrage is proved to be hypocritical.

I mean, you'd think a bloke who has pop robson as his avatar, who although a fantastic player for both our clubs, was a mackem who devoted his best years to newcastle, keith must be aware of this so you'd think he'd be capable of being a bit more objective..... but no.

pissed off with his own hatred-fuelled fantasy

It appears that a) Dave is bored with life and b) RTG have him worked out

I think it must be a fantasy of yours. There’s no way any loser logged on to .co.uk every evening at 11pm just to see a new square being revealed.