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Did he forget to hold up a current newspaper at the end?

Ronaldo starts on the bench. He is probably already texting Piers…

Getting himself match fit by impersonating a swan vesta

Come back @toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk

That'll be £29bn please

in fairness the farmers was a paragon of virtue in comparison to this place, there was more drug paraphernalia chucked out through the bars in the bog windows over the course of the weekend than you'd have found in the handyside arcades kard bar in its heyday! I give you the one and only....

To quote someone

Aye I always thought it was funny how commentators would jump on phrases like "hes proved his doubters wrong again" about Luis Suarez as if anyone ever really thought he wasn't a world class footballer and that peoples issues tended to be the racism and biting people.

next up, a swiss win and an absolue fucking crunching tackle on ronaldo by schar please.

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis - and I'm too old. I said: "I'm only 40 love."

For a non viewer you seem to know a fucking shitload about it.

OH for fuck sake

Brazil Portugal final.

It says as much in the tweet…

Has that cunt got the message?..

Spain aal fart and nee shit

"You feel now that a goal would win it", says the commentator with 93:15 on the clock and +5 minutes of added time. You reckon?

Not good for the arse either.

fair play. 3 devices best place 2,347th! still looking for an arsenal ticket.... being a lamentable, selfish cunt I'm hoping the train strikes will ensure a few more spares become available nearer the time. not because I want to go to the match that much, just that I'm fully behind the railworker's union in their fight for better pay and working conditions!

Most of my transactions took place in the pool room on the left there. And, obviously, I’d get the odd beer from the bar, occasionally

No, it was the 'Naughty secretary needs punishment' line.

Objection: If the defendant has by his own admission "never watched that shite" how does he know what their patter is like to compare it to anyone else ??

TeamTalk though...

What I take from this is that Gemmill still watches Top Gear

Good replies, as well

You can recognise someone as a decent player while also defining them as a horrible, cheating cunt you know.

"Waahv gorra lot in common with Stoke marra, the bairns have reyd ahhll the Harry Pottahz & wahv got the dodgy DVDS, I bet theya purrre hate tha magz an aaaaall"

I dunno, he showed him the line and expected the keeper to cover his near post. Thats the kid we were linked with in the Summer btw

Widely rumoured that Dalglish took the huff because Fergie left Hansen out of the squad. Hansen had a habit of pulling out of squads under Jock Stein, on one occasion walking off the training pitch with barely a word and going back to Liverpool for treatment on some “injury”… Stein wouldn’t have taken him and Fergie followed suit, David Narey went instead. Hansen only got 27 caps whilst he was undoubtedly one of the best defenders in Europe for a decade. Reading between the lines I reckon he just didn’t have the passion for it, and tbf he’s never really complained. Ferguson was always going to pick Miller and McLeish his Aberdeen boys anyway. Souness was Fergie’s skipper and he’s very complimentary about GS in his first book. Scotland needed to beat Uraguay to go through but despite playing against 10 men for 85 mins drew nil nil 😞

Same thing happened to me once from my mam and dad wanting to know who'd been ringing 0898 numbers? I blamed clubcall as well. 👍

I call your Teamtalk and raise you 0898 12 11 90 That number cost me some money

I've never watched it either, yet the all-pervasive nature of tedious mainstream hetero culture means I know far too much about it. No offence like.

I was trying to decide if you're May or Clarkson, but after that I'm afraid it's THE HAMSTER for you.

Shush, adults are talking

comes from a good family too

Yeah. It’s always been a statistician’s paradise. It’s also moved with the times to incorporate more detailed analysis that has come with more coverage and better footage being available etc. Like you say, even when if it becomes viewed as a useful addition, I doubt it’ll be remotely revolutionary. Just CricViz promoting their product.

Stats are very much more easily collected and analysed in Cricket than in football and always have been; batting averages, bowling averages etc etc. I expect that xW will suggest that the best bowlers will have a high xW, which you could also check via their bowling average. In other words, it will change the square root of fuck all, let alone transform anything

When in reality it's a GB News reality show about a newsroom full of incompetent cunts.

Ultra-MAGA covid denying nutjob.

League ladder? What a cunt

Trick question. I can see that if I just shut my eyes and imagine. I mean, her piping me off, not you off. Oh ffs, it's ruined for me now.