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The state of this country man. Felt the family needed a break so arranged to go to Disney Paris last minute. Couldn't get a flight so begrudgingly drove to Dover to get the ferry. Anyway, you have to queue for passport control now and whilst I was there this fucking cunt pushed in front of this wee lass, seperatng her from her bag. Normally I'd just let it go but something about him wound me up, so I called the cunt out on it. Instead of apologising though, this bawbag says in a weird accent (mackem I think) "watch it, do you want a punch?". I mean I couldn't believe it, the cheeky cunt. Now I'm a black belt in most martial arts and canny handy in the boxing ring, I just don't like to boast about it. So I freak the cunt out by saying " Aye, come on then cunt, square go, now!" Should have seen the arse drop on him when he realised I was going to go wykiki on his sorry arse. Sharp started apologising, muttering about something about his kids being there. In truth he was a shitein cunt, a disappointment. Oh aye, Disney land is shit btw. 👍

I was getting off the ferry to France yesterday. With a pram trying to negotiate passing through a sprawling queue. This woman had left her bag on the floor and I was standing patiently waiting for her to move it, or at least herself, so we could pass through. After a second or two she realised this and elected to back away from her bag creating the necessary passage. No words were spoken as they were unnecessary for this banal and innocuous moment. We made our way and once I was a few metres past some lunatic said to me “excuse me, the lady had a bag there!” Ordinarily I’d laugh something this ridiculous off but I’d been cooped up sober with my kids for four hours and was simmering away nicely. I felt Wykiki’s Rage coursing through me. So I turned back toward him and watched his arse drop as I approached. “And?” was about all I could muster through the mist. He immediately started apologising but I wasn’t in the mood for that. “Would you like a fight?” I found myself saying, “because I’ve got two little kids so am up for it”. Fucking hell man. He declined and I felt a tinge of disappointment. The apologies continued. Be kind, or at least neutral, to people with little kids. You never know when some over-tired, under-sexed parent is about to go fucking postal with all the rage they withhold from their little shits. Canny start to the holiday.

WC looking mint so far.

“Nobody Will Ever” missing off the front

The fucking state of that accommodation. People clearly had dreams they were getting some opulent Dubai style hotel and would be boozing by the pool, instead they got a paper tent city. Infantino looking like an even bigger cuckold than he usually looks with that fucking speech too, the Qataris will probably get him to bark like a bitch for his next one since they’re just exerting more power over him with every passing day. That’s all the alcohol move was tbh, pushing back against FIFA thinking they have any control over this - I’m almost half expecting the World Cup to be stopped after Qatar get knocked out which would be fucking brilliant tbh.

The "See You Again" sign being a bit optimistic there I reckon

It will be an excellent day for this country when Farage pegs it. I'm hoping for a massive heart attack live on his own show.

"The Woke Mr Southgate" Before entertaining Farage people should really take a good look at what his politics have turned this country into.

Wow.

I'm hoping for a scandal where the Qataris get caught paying opposition players to chuck matches against them. All of this to blow up during the tournament, making Infantino long for a return to simpler days as a ginger Italian.

Aye, his mate Begbie.

So close.

Syr (Sir) Crys de Palace versus Derby County (Ye FA Cup IVth round, 1132)

This place is getting more like RTG by the day

He should keep his hands to himself.

I didn't realise Sarkozy basically promised France's WC vote to Qatar, and then very shortly after: - Qatar bought PSG and pumped a shit load of cash into it. - Bein Sports paid massively over the odds for the rights to Ligue Un - and a load of other commercial deals happened between France and Qatar in short order.

I was never ginga, but I would gladly swap my current situation for a full head of bright orange hair.

“Would you like a fight” HAHAHAHAHA Nigel Pearson from Athletico mince

Wyki and BD salute you

Watching FIFA Uncovered on Netflix. Blatter features heavily as a talking head and seems to be labouring under the misapprehension that this is a documentary about the many great successes of Sepp Blatter. Zero humility, zero repentance. I reckon I could cheerfully strangle him.

Ahhhh takes me back. Nevica jackets, Prodigy when they were good, Tippex thinners, Philip DeFreitas.

Thats a no from HMHM then. So apart from Rayvin's friend who's an orphan, my medical contact, NJS's bindipper supporting work colleagues, PL's neighbour and her brother, WHO ELSE KNOWS A SOUTH AFRICAN WHO ISN'T A CUNT? I rest my case m'lud.

That’s jousting talk where I’m from, varlet.

I think it was called the spirit of 1939-45 at the time

never forget the true spirit of Christmas

Kind of sad I missed this first time around....

Please tell me this, and this alone, is the reason you hate her? I’m fully on board with such extreme pettiness.

Say it to me fayace! Grrrrr.

That's the first time I've actually heard Farage speak for ages, what a performative cunt he is. Looking to the different cameras etc like some modern day Goebells meets Bid-up TV host.

Farage with trademark pint of flat piss, playing to a baying mob of gammon cunts using a thick as pig’s shit conspiraloon as a vehicle to spew his hatred. How lovely

Shocking that Aussie first team is better than our third team. Even then we threw it away today, play proper cricket bat the overs and we win, some terrible batting after Vince was out. Meaningless series in everything but the fact it's the fucking Aussies, if we're going to play them make sure it's our first team or don't bother IMO.

‘There’s nee porn on it’

Am sat in the barbers fuckin pissing myself attracting some dubious glances from other patrons

Qataris are turning out to be cunts, who knew?

Only met one on an all dayer in the toon, started off ok then he was basically a farage fan boy and had the belief we would be too being from up here. He joined us but as he revealed who he was and I questioned him I basically started singing the spitting image song and it was getting to the point where I was seriously contemplating testing his jaw before he fucked off. Like I say, it was an all dayer and he was a cunt from London up for business.

Aye, but

Just seen this on FB. Must not reply, must not reply.