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Spitting Image had it right.

Knights of football stepping into TT..... Knights of football ten minutes later..... "Ah, fuck."

Aye, but

Indeed he did

'Always with the bicycles!'

It makes a change to see a country actually stand up to Fifa rather than let them turn the stadium and the area around it into a Fifa-run independent state in effect. It also serves them right for allowing them to hold the tournament

See?

Also "megalolz" was a trope of that Paedo from the lost prophets, he even said it in court. Danger (around kids) maws

"Everything we stand for"

'Hairy mot' being a particularly good one and of it's time.

Only met one on an all dayer in the toon, started off ok then he was basically a farage fan boy and had the belief we would be too being from up here. He joined us but as he revealed who he was and I questioned him I basically started singing the spitting image song and it was getting to the point where I was seriously contemplating testing his jaw before he fucked off. Like I say, it was an all dayer and he was a cunt from London up for business.

I mean....they were literally booing the players taking the knee a week ago

13 months ago they'd have been absolutely buzzing about it. Training in Dubai and playing a Saudi Arabian team would have signified potential investment. It still might.

A French cheese factory has exploded this afternoon. Reports say no fatalities, but there’s de Brie everywhere.

Imagine being so filthy rich that you want to buy hosting rights to the biggest sporting event in the world, not so you can improve the international perception of your country, not for the betterment of your country, not for the people of your region (because you're routinely in disputes with them including several active ones), not to leave a legacy for future generations (because the additional infrastructure is almost exclusively temporary or semi-temporary), not even because you're enamoured with the sport or to honour the tradition of the sport in your country (you've never qualified for the World Cup and your immediate neighbour, with whom you're in a lengthy dispute with, holds the upper hand over you despite having roughly half your population.... but don't fear - your team has remarkably improved in very recent years, wholly unrelated to the fact that near half of your players aren't from Qatar).... but rather so that you can have some sort of smug satisfaction about forcing people to live according to your rules and about the mere fact that you were actually able to buy it. What a time to be alive.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter. That's the first joke I ever remember, it was in the Beano annual for 1966. Still makes me laugh

Fuck me, he might have said single market and customs union. I should know better than to commit the crime of paraphrasing with you clipboard carrying bellends patrolling the halls.

Hope brave Sir Knights of football hasn’t poured his mortgage into this venture

He looks like Frank Sidebottom

Alright Shabba.

Funeral today. It's fucking shite to sit there and watch your kids in pieces and not be able to do too much to make it easier. Pair of them were fucking mint mind you and did her proud. I'm not ashamed to say I shed a tear as well. Despite the fact my marriage didn't survive her and her husband were always incredibly kind to me - they recognised me as the father of their grandchildren and for that, they were always supportive. Raising a glass this evening.

Qataris are turning out to be cunts, who knew?

Burn the cunt down tbh.

You cant expect a Yorkie to like a Lanc. Haven't got over the whole War of the Roses thing

They still love him to this day tbh

getting on for 1,100 posts across two threads about the same thing in 24 hours. a fucking friendly match in dubai that not one single solitary cunt amongst them would've given a flying fuck about 13 months ago. amnesty-on-wear fc, they're fucking hilarious.

Don't forget the trademark 😎

I think it was called the spirit of 1939-45 at the time

I think you’ll find you’re wrong, Howay. Dangermows unequivocally won the debate when he signed off with Megalolz

Poor dangermows, his bullshit doesn’t even hold up for a minute. Also feigning kicking off about your club having a friendly is wildly different to refusing to ever support/watch your club ever again, if we follow their shit arguments their club is now completely tainted with Saudi money and therefore the fan base should stop supporting the club until that money is returned and Juan Sartori leaves his role at the club, pretending you’re annoyed about a friendly isn’t enough to say you’re practicing what you’re demanding Newcastle fans to do. Looking forward to more mental gymnastics in future. I assume they will all be boycotting Newcastle airport when it eventually becomes a Saudia hub, and refusing to take jobs that will inevitably come to the region due to this Saudi influence. Pedo lovers AFC can fuck right off trying to take any moral high ground ever.

Are you wankers slagging my mam off again?

The IFS has rinsed them this morning. Referring to a series of own goals by the Conservative government going right back to Osborne in 2010, and including the absolutely terrible Brexit that's been delivered.

Man United are suing Cristiano Ronaldo.

Terrigle.

I've decided to become a ventriloquist. I've got all the gear.

That'll be you and nearly all the nation then.