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Miggy celebrated with some bong

Toms Holiday pics… ” This is me, paggered behind the Colosseum” ” This is me, having a piss in to the Trevi fountain… aye, proper scuttled” ” This is me, in the bar next to the Eiffel Tower, bollocksed on Absinthe” ” Aye, arseholed at Disney World, belta “

“Verily Sire, Get thee to fuck”.

That'll be you and nearly all the nation then.

Bring me a ..................shrubbery

All we need now is for Portugal to suffer a humiliating exit in the World Cup and the undignified end that he deserves will have arrived in full

Al Shebab versus AFC Kebab

Funeral today. It's fucking shite to sit there and watch your kids in pieces and not be able to do too much to make it easier. Pair of them were fucking mint mind you and did her proud. I'm not ashamed to say I shed a tear as well. Despite the fact my marriage didn't survive her and her husband were always incredibly kind to me - they recognised me as the father of their grandchildren and for that, they were always supportive. Raising a glass this evening.

Turns out the owner of the football team they're playing is a member of the Saudi Royal Family and a former minister of defence.

I never knew J69's missus was Polish mind.

Not coming to a world cup near you soon..... 'Damn you, FIFA! Damn you all to hell!'

Tyson Fury is a fucking cunt, if that helps at all

Obviously they still hate gays, women and Asian labourers, so it's not all good

I think my mam bought one in Florida years back. She doesn’t own any baseball caps

"Knights of Football is a unique concept combining the thrill and passion of football with the magic and mystique of fantasy knights in a stunning gallery quality piece of artwork................"

Can't wait for the the West Ham one. "Sir Brexitus Carries a mighty shield for blocking the attacks of err...foreigners coming over for benefits and a sword for attacking slags innit?"

Yeh imagine a low budget version of that

A decade of prosperity and economic growth with fairer wealth distribution, punctuated by a truly global recession triggered by the US sub-prime market = Labour is economically incompetent. A decade of austerity and stagnation, falling living standards, decreasing wealth distribution and social mobility, disastrous trade reduction with partner countries, plummeting pound, terrible handling of pandemic, and fuck up budget of all fuck up budgets = conservatives are still better with the eocnomy than Labour (according to the latest poll I saw). Go figure.

At least he didn't just get up and walk off in a huff this time

It’s almost like this fella has a vested interest

Closest any of their players will ever get to the World Cup

This just happened today btw despite my birthday being a couple of weeks away. I'm made up. Wore it to the pub and a bloke gave me absolute daggers. It gave me severe happiness

It’s a terrible PR move for the Saudis.

I see 6

What odds he goes?

That is a cute animal. Dylan approves.

'Eeee, ah saw it and I thought ya dad could do with a decent jockstrap and it was on offer.'

I love him, the goofy little goalscoring genius

She knew what it was, which makes it even more bizarre. No doubt it was a ‘bargain’

“ Eeee, I thought it was an egg basket!”

If you zoom in on the traffic cones, you can see Tom, comatose, behind them.

Holt must’ve left his scruples at home again

I don't know how to respond to this. Good luck with the...football/Knight combo thing?

I dunno about that, I think it would be a huge success story for the European project if a contrite UK returned to the fold. Also they do need to develop and grow their own strength in the face of a world increasingly dominated by bigger nations. I can see us returning, at least to the single market. We can blame much of this insanity on the Tories after all. The EU won't be blind to that.

If you're the kind of person that goes to Qatar you deserve it

Love to pay more in tax as the things you’re paying for get more cuts. Definitely makes sense and the last 12 years proves it

That was the WC that kicked off real widespread animosity between England/Scotland at football. Was a pre-game pundit TV thing Emlyn Hughes (then England captain) Bobby Charlton and some others, they were asked who they thought would win and Hughes said "I want whoever plays Scotland to win, I hate them", Charlton looked totally shocked and it caused not a wee bit of angst, Up until then all the home nations, in the main, supported each other. Emlyn Hughes forever a cunt in my eyes (dead cunt now obvs). Oh aye, up until 78 Scotland had a better WC qualification record than England.

Bizarre decision to have this series between the World Cup and the Pakistan test series.

It’s going to be £12 for 500ml of Budweiser, the only booze.

Al-Shabab should turn up in a special issue 4th kit-black and white stripes, then have this as their sponsor badge.

Some of the sportswashed mackems on RTG are saying it's a "terrible PR move" As if anyone on earth bar them could give two shiny shites what Sunderland are up to. Hold the press

Get in Big Al

This WC is going to be an utter shitfest isn't it, can't wait 🤣 The icing on top of the corrupt cake.