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Playing Saudi opposition in the UAE. 😂😂😂https://www.safc.com/news/team-news/2022/november/fixture-confirmed-in-dubai

I was almost feeling tepid towards this WC because my optimism for NUFC is infectious and because of Trippier, Wilson, and Pope. Also somehow drew both England and Wales in my work sweepstake. But after watching this charade, just fuck off. All suspiciously Middle-Eastern men, no women, no drunkeness, completely fake. FIFA and this WC are a joke. Until I get my fix of buxom lovelies wearing next to nothing and a dollop of hooliganism on the side, the WC can get fucked.

Sportswashed 👆

From my memory: Argentina 78: [incredibly vague to me, remember winding up my Scottish realives]: canny Spain 82: canny again, still can't get my head around the round Robin format Mexico 86: lush, then again I was 15, oh my. Italia 90: supremely lush [at Uni, best days of my sad life!] USA 94: England not in, Diana Ross miskicked ball, just utter shut really [start of my PhD] England 96 [honourable mention], peak britpop, nufc fantastic, peak lush France 98: Zidane, lush [why the fuck am I still doing a PhD?] Japan/Korea 2002: howay man with this timezone shit [at this point I am starting to dislike England, first proper job]. Shit. Germany 2006: can barely remember this tttt, got a T shirt of it when I visited Berlin though. Must have been shit. South Africa 2010: those annoying vuvuva, vuvel, vulvav, fucking noisy things, Shakira. Shit. Brazil 2014: I know its nearer in time, but I literally only remember Germany trouncing Brazil 17 nil or something, when they were captained by side show Bob. Shit. Russia 2018: didn't watch it, couldn't even tell you who won. The nearer we get to the present time the less interested I am and the less I remember. I've probably got alzheimers. Qatar 2022: not even any blart, will be shit.

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It’s a terrible PR move for the Saudis.

A CT prediction. I know what to do with these.

Ironically all the same habitats where William Storey is known to sleep.

Yep, mongrel, mixed-breed, mutt, designer dog whatever you want to call them. Cavoodles are selectively bred for the combination of traits from Poodles (hair not fur - this is awesome, no fur everywhere, smart and trainable) and Cavaliers (gentle, affectionate, shorter muzzle) and something they call hybrid vigour that prevents some of the genetic issues that they could otherwise get if they were purebred. That said purebred is just selective breeding of dogs with certain physical or temperament based traits anyway, just done many many years ago and often bringing about significant health issues. Anyway, dogs are awesome, especially this one.

It's from 'unnamed US officials'. Which I trust much more than some senile old codger pushing retirement in Sandbanks.

And which of their classic albums would you say is your favourite?

Al Shebab versus AFC Kebab

My cousin got me the Saudi kit for my birthday! Absolutely buzzing

My dog’s just gone mental, and I now realise it was the high-pitched screams of outrage from Medieval-on-Wear that set him off.

A company spokesman, Mr I. Amjack, said, “ Fun88 no longer wish to be associated with murderous Maggy bastids, marra, FTM “

This bloke models projected final points after each game week. Worth a follow. Us (+12) and Arsenal (+15) are the big overachievers season to date. He has Man City winning the league on 88 points. Look at Liverpool - projected final points total is down 15 points. This has them finishing 3 points ahead of us, but I suspect that will change if our respective forms continue.

Wonder if there's a way to partner with cheesy chips somehow, the fuckers'll starve.

“The first casualty of war is the truth” and I don’t live in fuckin sandbanks

Kane fave with the bookies for top scorer. Shame it's all against USA and will mean fuck all when we're out in the quarters. The dribbling cunt.

'Couldn't find confetti, used crisp packets'

Give it a few years. #gettingup #night #piss #house

Some quality hashtags again though

Can't get Deliveroo here, only had a brief blast at VR down my cousins &...wait....what!?? I've come some batteries you can have. For a price.

Deliberate by Putin? What a cunt. Still, he who blinks first blinds us all, as my drug-addled grandmother used to say. We’ve had a decent run really. Got far enough to invent VR, Deliveroo and those unbelievably good blowjob machines. Must buy some more batteries.

A ska band from Coventry.

This just happened today btw despite my birthday being a couple of weeks away. I'm made up. Wore it to the pub and a bloke gave me absolute daggers. It gave me severe happiness

Imagine the fewm when they get hammered 5-0.

Some of the sportswashed mackems on RTG are saying it's a "terrible PR move" As if anyone on earth bar them could give two shiny shites what Sunderland are up to. Hold the press

I see 6

Good to see Renton has found time out of running his restaurant empire to help the local community.… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-63625221

Interesting that the FUN 88 Logo doesn't make an appearance on the shirts in that photo.

I sincerely hope Edward Leigh is as healthy as he looks

#cockwomble

That is a cute animal. Dylan approves.

Love these from the club shop but they can do one for £75

Because he's a greedy and vain cunt. He could potentially go out to spoil it for whoever the Republican candidate is and he can also siphon off loads of money from his well funded super PACs.

Immediately what I thought of

Or maybe

They still pay similar tributes at the SoL

There will still likely be some response, Russia still culpable because if Russia wasn't firing at western Ukraine, Ukraine wouldn't be firing air defence near the border.

This might explain why they've been testing the old air raid sirens more regularly than usual up my neck of the woods. Used to just dismiss it as just someone going "fucking hell a hundred year old air raid siren? Does it still work?" but I'm getting increasingly more concerned about the the implications of living halfway between Faslane and Grangemouth. You lads and lassies in the NE will be the new Scotland. Hardrian's Wall will be replaced with a moat that runs northwest from Edinburgh. Edinburgh will somehow remain intact but become flooded with even more insufferable cunts.

Even better. It was... Qatar.

Relentless are owned by Monster

The fact that he's moving down the energy drink totem pole and Billy Storey's pisscans haven't even had a mention yet is a fucking disgrace btw.