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First time I met up with @PaddockLadhe was wearing a pink carnation and I'd no idea back then what chloroform smelled like? These days whenever we meet up, (it's been a while), the chloroform isn't needed and I'm now used to the sore arse. You'll have a great time.

He’s just angry that he’s shagging a Mag.

Meanwhile……..

How can anybody hate this man. He's a comedy genius.

The very idea of Leazes being mistaken for black has sent a shiver up his spine. In whatever home he’s been sequestered in

C’MON YOU MAGGIES!

I fucking loathe Chelsea and that last ten minutes encapsulates them. Brilliant result, brilliant effort and what a strike by Willock. Big Dan Burn would've picked up Nosferatu Havertz with one arm and hair bear bunch Cucerella with the other and thrown them in the leazes had other players not got involved. Tight game but always thought we were on top and that's with Wood up top with Murphy coming on. The fella that got Bournemouth relegated has done a job that the pudding before him couldn't even dream about let alone emulate.

He did, as it happens I used to refer to him, Leazes and UglyMackems as the three amigos. I think that HTL and LM were brothers. Related I mean, I’d be surprised if they were black

Remember when the takeover fell through and they were going on like the ewoks at the end of Star Wars? We know what it's really all about & the funniest part is that they do too. And it's hurting them...a lot!

just had a quick scan through the last half a dozen or so pages and I've learnt the following..... chelsea are shit newcastle are shit peter reid's team would've annihilated both newcastle's support is soft as shite has been for decades. in the unlikely event a newcastle supporter won a fight in the minor skirmishes yesterday its because the headhunters aren't what they used to be. we aren't allowed to wear poppies. any saudi airlines plane that might or might not ever take off from ponteland airport will do so on a terrorist mission. their ground would be empty if PIF had bought them. we're all consumed with jealous rage about their superior morals. 1-0 to the saudi boys is the new blaydon races. honestly, that was quick scan and I'm bound to have missed stuff, they're fucking hilarious.

Jamal Lascelles in contention for player of the month with his yellow card from the sideline.

We’re owned by the Saudis- I reckon any spine he had left exploded about 12 months ago

just had a pm.off somebody (who I'll keep anonymous) saying callum wison's neighbour is also known as the 'premier inn penetrator' slightly concerned now.

If Bobby Moore came from Blyth.

They’ve also decided that while Howe is clearly a shit manager, he’s also why we are doing so well and it’s going to be hilarious when he takes the England job. Contradiction just doesn’t exist in Sunderland since they don’t just do it across posts, but often in the same post.

a new one..... we're scum who no longer celebrate christmas.

You can fucking swear on here you know

Last week I would have called you crazy if you told me that we are going to win the League. And a clear objective would be to make Top6 or even Top4. Today, I'm telling you that you're going to break in the Top3 two points behind Manchester City and that nothing stops me from dreaming and that I'm in 'we're going to win the Premier League' mode. Bruno looks like the best player in the world. Pope is a wall. Trippier is playing the best football of his career. Joelinton is everyone's best friend. Miguel Almirón is Maradona born in Paraguay. Willock stings like a bee. Botman is going to be the best defender in the Premier League for years to come. And we haven't seen the best version of Saint Maximin and Isak yet. We've beaten F* Chelsea with Wood up front.

Probably angry his daughter isn’t getting poked by one of the Sunderland players

I haven’t seen that Gallagher have a good game for about a year tbh. Classic England fodder where they’re neat and tidy, contribute fuck all in an attacking sense but they’re in because they got some U21 caps and they play in London. See: Winks, Harry

Better than a bone saw I suppose

LM's ears are burning.

I'll raise him an exile1968....

dangermows is still my favourite all time Mackem - small man bravado combined with weapons grade bitterness.

Trawling through their collective madness is quite enjoyable. Said on a 7,300 post theead since September. Aye right!

I went through the match thread earlier. The patter from one kid in particular was all about the supposed fighting that took place outside the ground, and every post was designed to let everybody know that he's a bit handy and this is the kind of stuff he gets involved in. Although obviously a gentleman hooligan like him wouldn't do any of this stuff in front of kids, and it would need to be arranged in advance. Oh and make sure it's away from coppers cos he doesn't want to be stopped once he gets started. Just fuck off you absolute urban commando.

You're supposed to be happy when your kids go on to do better than you have.

We're third in the league at Christmas. I'm celebrating all right!

The most pathetic thing from last night was them claiming we had "copied" their poppy display and we were hypocrites for wearing poppies anyway. Considering: 1) We do the poppy thing every year as do all premier clubs AFAIK. Are they also all copying the mackems? 2) Not only do we supply the Saudis with weapons to support their efforts in Yemen, we actively help them technically. British military is literally on the Saudi side here. So who is disrespectful of the poppy? I mean their ignorance of geopolitics is astounding. Their constant rhetoric about the Saudis carpet bombing schools etc, as if it is equivalent to Russia and Ukraine. Bearing in mind the rebels in the Yemen proxy war are backed by Iran, close allies of Russia. And the rebels make the house of Saud look like choir boys when it comes to their attitude to the West. But as has been said, its transparently obvious they don't really give a shite about these issues, and they themselves know this. I'm really glad this result came just before the WC break, so they are left fewming right up until Xmas at least. Mackem cunts.

“ Ah daint care about them Maggie bastids anywayuh”… …posted this at 2a.m. this morning

Best thing about this thread is CT smashing G-Dogg 🤣

Love these crazy bastards to bits

Hope the press mention how much Chelsea parked the bus, and spent the rest of the time diving and complaining to the ref. Seeing them collectively lose their minds when the final whistle went was fucking hilarious, as if the ref hadn’t been giving them fucking everything . I mentioned it earlier but I genuinely can’t get over that Cucurella, what a fucking wank player, why sub him on? What impact is he going to have? Were chelsea missing some two yard sideways/backwards passes in their play? Genuinely that’s all he does besides whinge and flop about - watching him v Trippier and was hilarious tbh, already ahead of those chuffers and they’ve outspent us

Pickford again palms it into the centre of the penalty area then concedes and goes mental at no one in particular.

The greatest fans in the premier league, Everton fans, kicking off with their players after the game just like, let me think...... Ah yes, Sunderland fans. You absolutely fucking love to see it.

Spare a though for the poor fan who had to go out for tea with his mum

ooo look at me, I'm posh. sickening, on a par with paddocklad in sandbanks. I'm guessing boston spa

just as fucking well really. I've got s very limited vocabulary without it.

Looking unlikely. With our rise to the top of the table they’re further away from us than a year ago, despite their promotion.

Can anyone honestly say Conor Gallagher or Mason Mount had better games than either Longy or Joe Willock? Heard Southgate’s press conference after the squad was announced and he mentioned CG’s “ability to press the ball” … Eddie Howe & the players have taken “high press” to another level this season. We fuckin pulverised Liverpool for an hour at Anfield with it, Longy laid on Isak’s goal because of it, he was five yards from the edge of the area when he picked up TAA’s loose ball. England don’t play a pressing game, not many in international football do. Willock played his fair share of international age group games but it appears Longy didn’t get as much as a schoolboy cap. Am not suggesting either JW or SL are real international class but they’re both having better seasons than Connor fuckin Gallagher and the frankly anonymous Mason Mount

T-Ford

“Hey guys“ Oh, oh…

He’s quite superstitious isn’t he? He’ll have to take her out every week now.