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Jeffinho is what an office wanker calls himself when he plays 5 a side.

Spare a though for the poor fan who had to go out for tea with his mum

Fuck off Chelsea. Well played by us even if we weren't at our best. The desperation now setting in amongst the established order as they can see this isn't just a purple patch. And btw, all the Chelsea fans chiming into the BBC about how negative Potter is - if they'd come up here playing free flowing stuff they'd have had their arses handed to them to the tune of 4 or 5. We aren't what we used to be, and neither are they. In future, if they come up here and get a single fucking point they've done well. This is the new order of things - bend the fuck over, Chelsea.

Fucking tremendous 2nd half.

I’m absolutely gagging for a five hour session and then into the ground bladdered to scream and shout for 2 hours. I’ve missed barely being able to see the match. Instead, I’ll be looking after some stupid cunt’s kids all day.

Gemmill is now banned from commenting on Pearson’s live streams.

We’d be top of the league right now if we’d stuck with Bruce. 😟

Fucking brilliant. Just travelling back now. Pretty much the type of match I was expecting. I fucking love this team and Howe, nowhere near the flare we had with Keegan but the difference now is the defence. This team will go places the class of 96 just missed out on in the next few years. Being owned by the world's richest owners might help a bit like. Kudos to @trophyshy for this.

Two lost world wars and this cunt thinks he can take on Dan Burn?

What a massive fucking win. We were miles better than them so it was well deserved too, referee should be looked into btw dodgy cunt. Cucurella the biggest waste of money I’ve ever seen, does absolutely nothing besides pass backwards and sideways and dive about. Howe had Potters life again, hope we spend 200m in January simply to watch everyone’s heads implode.

😂😂😂

He’s quite superstitious isn’t he? He’ll have to take her out every week now.

Studio commentary focused on how poorly Chelsea played rather than how much we took the game to them and through doing so continued our great run. Don't know why these mid table clubs get so much attention tbh, they're just making up numbers.

Dan Burn will murder Havertz before he retires from professional football

Don't diss the Loch Ness Drogba.

It makes me laugh how this has become everyone’s default go to, this is from a Spurs fan - so a team that outspent us by a long way in the summer, discussing us beating a team that basically spent double Howe’s spend since he took over in just one window.

probably getting a bit tiresome me saying this, however.... fucking tremendous! chelsea were comfortably, first half at least, the worst team I've seen at sjp this season. if the cockney cunts had sneaked any kind of result from this I don't think I'd ever been so gutted at a match before. we ate truly special mind, fucking gutted about this poxy world cup.

this bandwagoning prick can fuck right off too. What an embarrassment he is.

GET THEM FUCKIN TOLD RAYVERS

Happy Fucking Christmas Lads

This ref has fully enabled this. What an embarrassment

Hey that’s the going rate for a top striker with *checks notes* FIVE second division goals in his entire career.

Alreet Gemmillino

I heard a couple of things, not sure what to believe at this stage. First that he was unfortunately lost at sea, and second that he retired at Bristol City. More to come.

Into these pensioner nonces

That's a bold statement.

Eddie looks like he has just won a tube of shuttlecocks

“Eeyah, Donna, ‘ave yer seeyun what them murderous bastids up the road ‘ace done, Marraette? They’ve payunted tha pitch in Saudi colours! Ahm FEEEYYYWWWMMMIIIINNN!!!!! “

We're just having a saysun like Sunderland did under Peytar Reyd, nothing to see here.

We’re going to win the league

Aye. Telly is off, the Newcastle game and anything else that mattered finished hours ago man.

10 points off safety and it’s still 2022.

Aye I’ve got some editing skills like. 😅 I think we could lift a trophy this season and it’s fucking weird. This is more potent, more solid and more likely than Keegan’s first stint. Absolutely incredible man. Utterly fearless and rightly so.

He’s been fantastic today and most days tbh. Regardless of other injuries he deserves to be England’s starting RB. At £12m he’s the steal of the century.

Whatever he's actually worth, just like their last manager, it'll probably be a fellow championship club that he leaves for and there's fuck all they can do about it. (MYP btw).

A galaxy far, far away bikini.....

Not a massive IPA nut but tried this from Lidl and it's not bad at all. Steam brew session IPA. Think it was about £1.38 for 500ml, 4.9% abv.

Part of me thinks that Potter will be chuffed with a draw as he’s clearly desperate for this month off but at the same time, they’ve still got plenty quality and they’re not going to be shit forever. But, they are all going to the World Cup so even with the best of intentions, they’re going to be thinking about that ahead of us. Basically, I’m hoping for an Arsenal style demolition where we didn’t even give them time to breathe but it’s still difficult to even comprehend that we can do that to teams tbh

Been reading your lass's chat magazine while she was in the shower, Rob?

Not sure which of Trump and Musk is more deserving of losing everything and ending up living in a cardboard box. On second thoughts

I love his avatar mind. “ SPC NASH.” mackems… bless

It's all gonna go tits up marra theya gonna sell thar mags and buy livapool man There'll be tears, they'll win nowt man the sportswashed bastards FFP man, they carnt spend nee more than Brighton marra BLAH BLAH BLAH

If I was in their shoes I'd be 100% ignoring everything to do with us. It would be a better for their mental health.

There's some tremendous corporate trolling been happening on twitter today 😂😂

BOYCOTT FLY SAUDIA! FTM!

I'm genuinely concerned how rtg are going to cope?