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Mother is not happy about some of the comments being made about her birthday meal.

thank you all so much for the kind words, they're much appreciated by both of us, I've shown them to the wife too. @Monkeys Fist.... he was 10 in that photo at the falls of falloch, spaniels seem to maintain their puppy enthusiasm well in to their life, especially where water and mud are involved! @Gemmill.... i grew up with cats, my parents still have one now and theyre well in their 80s. ive had it said to me in the last couple of days that the final act of kindness a good pet owner can give to their animal is to prevent it suffering. i accept this completely, but by god it didnt make saying goodbye any easier. @OTF.... most people think ozzy's name was a connection to osbourne, but was in actual fact the closest we could get to naming him after ozora festival in hungary, he went there in 2011 and was like a magnet for stunning hippie chicks, something which pleased me immensely, I walked him by myself quite a lot that week! @PaddockLad.... i dont doubt for a minute youll get every bit as much enjoyment and love from your first dog as weve had from ours I think my one regret now is that I didn't get a dog till I was 47, however better late than never. enjoy mate, they change your life for the better. finally, from this normally grumpy old cunt, I got ozzy in september '09 to coincide with me having packed my season ticket in, I'd already developed to a deep, deep hatred for ashley. I shortly afterwards set about converting a lwb sprinter. ozzy was a proper van dog and quite possibly part otter. off the top of me head he swam in scottish lochs, lake annecy, up the gorge du verdon, lake bled in slovenia and illegally in plitvice lakes in croatia, and many other bodies of water in between! I know we gave him a fantastic life, but he enhanced ours more and I miss the little fucker so much.

Gemmill won’t be watching unless he eats up all of his potatoes and carrots, and just two more forkfuls of peas, (but makes sure he’s left room for pudding).

They’ve gone turbo mental about the monthly awards

Ditto. I've got two email accounts, work and personal (Gmail). What's the issue using personal email here if I use my unique password for here (G3mm1l15@cunt)?

right then, for reasons discussed elsewhere wednesday's game pretty much passed me by but I'm up tomorrow for this hoping for a bit of distraction. @Gemmill, there's 5 of us headed up and following on from the forest game i refuse point blank to spend 10 hours cramped up with 4 other blokes in a renault captur being driven at 60mph by me disabled mate so might well have to drive meself. in which case, you, like everyone else should be concerned for the landlord of the percy's profit margins. still hoping for a 6th ticket as the recipient has already volunteered to drive, fingers crossed, especially for me and the landlord! anyway, wildly optimistic prediction.... I thought we'd win this anyway but following on from bruno's bizarre penalty miss which I've read about but haven't seen (but have been advised not to watch anyway) I reckon he'll be fired up to make amends and will get at least a brace in the usual 4 we score. here's hoping!

And Bournemouth.

Some of us just don’t take these things that don’t involve money that seriously…if someone nicked your twitter account they might improve the timeline tbh, you should look into it

“ Ihatef**kingseagulls1” ”If**kinghateseagulls1” Now you’re fucked. Sorry.

CT is obviously quite naive tbh but it’s still not nice to post personal stuff about Renton‘s family here. It’s bad enough about them being on a the front page of a tabloid.

To Chelsea. Eddie’s just won the trophy of doom

Relax, not be picking up stinking, fetid parcels, have peace and quiet, be richer… … but then you’d missed out on idiocy like this ( sparked out three feet from his bed ).

A good old fashioned Yorkshire workplace. Any lass who doesn't like it pat her on her arse and send her to make t'brews.

Also.

Different kind of scoring and the award was from Paedos Weekly rather than the PL.

I'm genuinely concerned how rtg are going to cope?

Beckham.

Another Bruce who’s a cunt 👍🏻

Grandstand, fucking hell. Knowing now that Frank Bough liked nothing better than a nose full of Charles and a bum full of his Mrs’ strap-on puts a whole different slant in his laid back intros to Wrestling from Milton Keynes Sports Centre.

Looks like a really dodgy whisky in a shit box. Congrats like Eddie.

I'm pleased to hear that your mate is finally gonna get a rest. I hope he digs his knee in the back of your seat all the way.

Just send him the dick pic, for everyone’s sake.

🙋🏻‍♂️

Listen, you don't pay for all the STRAP-ON FEMDOM FACE-FUCKING searches you do on Google, but I'm sure you wouldn't want anyone finding out about them, would you MISTER PATERSON.

Renton's seagulls. The meme that will never die.

Heard Charlotte Hope for the first time yesterday, she was on 5 live talking about three Newcastle players going to Qatar. Might as well have been speaking to Neville Hope tbh

Sorry to hear @thebrokendoll mate, we’ve had a dog 18 months (I’d never had one before) and I don’t know what I’d do without him now

This verse? “Unfortunately, Sunderland just isn’t a very attractive proposition and there are better options out there…”

"Newcastle United are delighted to announce the £70m signing of James Maddison as Chief Bricklayer."

xG AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Ayatollah regrets bringing his air fryer to the match…

We’re not little children… … give us time to work it out.

Mind blowing level of delusion if it's Kevin Ball they're referring to? It's like us saying Kevin Brock would've played for England if he was playing for a top side but with the difference being that at least Brock was a decent footballer, albeit lightweight. (That was why he was playing in the second division with us and not Liverpool alongside Barnes, Beardsley, Houghton and Rush etc).

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/will-a-wealthy-mega-billionaire-ever-put-a-bid-into-buying-sunderland.1593481/ Poetry. Beautiful poetry

Fucking stop listening to that shite, man