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Talking of the weekend does anyone remember reading that the "big six" insisted that the fixtures were fiddled on the last round before the break so that none of them played each other? Fuck you Chelsea.

Obviously, because what happens at Liverpool dictates the health of the sport in its entirety. If Liverpool were to disappear tomorrow the sport would effectively end for all intents and purposes (and for all intensive porpoises too).

Diego gets paid to write about football. Some on here would pay The Fish NOT to write about football.

And then a bit more bored

I see they've doubled down on the Fairs Cup not counting and six titles plus two cups beating four titles and six cups again. I now live for the third title we win which triggers the cult death signal to take the suicide pills.

Is that 4th in the league based on xg cos we’re actually 3rd

Still, why feel down about living in a shithole of a city, havinng a team more likely to be relegated to the third tier - again, whilst your rivals are eyeing up European football. Look at this goal keeping error 25 years ago today marra!

We're 3rd, just shows how reliable your interminable calculations are !!!!!

Please do allow the fan groups to be involved. At least we can rightly say we had no say in the Saudi takeover. These cunts might put themselves in the position of rubber stamping theirs.

Might set up a Patreon...

I did it at Fulham the day the Fish banged his head causing him to enjoy stuff like xG. There were dickheads from Fulham who directed stewards to every opposition supporter they could make out to get them evicted. It was easy to stay quiet though as there was nothing to celebrate that day.

Sounds like he'll end up at Sunderland one day.

Kuol is in the Squad for the World Cup.

South Bank @ Molineaux Easter weekend 1990…3 of us went in with a wolf mate, we were sussed out very quickly but our mate placated the slavering hounds surrounding us, then Kevin Scott (?) scored what turned out to be the winner. Discovered that afternoon that the colour of adrenaline is brown

RIP

Lunchtime treat, no need for thanks gents

Helmethüttl

He’s dinged his last dong… 98 though, fair play…

That Roker Mackem is having a tough time. Spends his life in the NUFC thread repeating that any results success etc. ‘means nowt’, confirming with every post it means the world to him.

The terrible news for the mackems is that this isn't just a run of good form. It's not the Pardew season where we're temporarily playing out of our skin. Howe has completely revolutionised the way we play - borne out by the stats on turnovers, starting positions etc - and a significant proportion of the rest of the league can't handle it. There's way more potential upside (new, better players, our £60m star striker, more time to instil his message, etc etc, the list is endless) than there is potential downside from temporary bad runs of form - which all teams go through, and we will too.

The anti-Guivarch.

Unfortunately they're geoblocked for me, I saw the first one he scored which was not amazing. Always liked him as a player though he's slow and uses his arms a lot when defending. Lasting memory will of course be the two goals he scored in added time against Everton to earn the draw in a game that we were otherwise atrociously bad in.

The Liverpool fans are doing a phenomenal job cutting their own legs from under them for when they go back to whinging about human rights issues after no nation state takes them over .

My impression was that Ellis was pretty generous with his money, he just made disastrous manager appointments and transfer decisions, thankfully They still hated him for it though. Whilst we were supposed to thank Ashley for turning NUFC into a zombie club, apparently

I swear a man could meet a good woman, raise a coupla pups, get himself a ranch, be respected by his neighbours, die happy. All on their foreheads.

Pronounced ‘weird’

TT merch! I’d want one with this emoji

Man Utd is still my pick of teams Id like to see us turn over and I said at the beginning of the season that my measure of success would be us finishing above them. The opportunity to do Liverpool over at the same time.....

I think the suave old boy was more interested in G spots, rather than xG spots which is Fish's passion.

He definitely made some bad decisions (like buying them) but he was extremely generous, especially writing the debts off

'The Fall Guy' and the best thing about it.

Loving err “Nigerian Scouser” here

Yep I interpreted that as "my predecessor was fucking useless and completely out of touch with the squad." Nothing we didn't know.

If someone can direct me to the Firmino reaction vid to the news I'd very much appreciate it.

FYP

just finished watching it, thoroughly enjoyed it, hour and half flew over. think the same two blokes should do one with steve bruce, I'm sure it would be riveting!

A massive stylised letter N and a solitary Magpie? I'm not even superstitious but that's a bad omen. That aside, the artwork has big Rich Energy vibes at best. At worst it screams "Blastronaut is on the Johnnie Walker and fucking about with Microsoft Paint again".

Howe was at pains to point out in his pre match press conference for Southampton that "Jamal IS our leader, even though there haven't been playing opportunities". He doesn't seem the sort to blow smoke up someone's arse, so the bloke must have something about him.

Some of them finally being honest.

Zaha would be a massive step in the wrong direction.

The Sir Kenny Dalgish stand - SPONSORED BY DONNAY SOCKS

The only problem selling them in benidorm is that you have to be in benidorm.