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Bruno after we concede: ‘And I took that personally’

Tell you what though, I feel like a teenage lad on a promise here. I genuinely believe we're going to win something, and quite soon. It's happening and the only thing we need worry about is not shooting our load before our keks are off.

It’s also brilliant how they’re confusing people simply hearing of them with supporting them. I get they’re not used to foreign people knowing who the fuck they are but howay man. “Ahhhm Sunderland marra” “ah yes Zis is zat how you say sheeeet team from Netflix yes?” “Wow marra you must be a massive lads fan, reckon we will win tomorrow? I bet you hate the maggy cunts too and they’re all murderers you know, always throw people off buildings and that” “….errrrm yes”

Just saying. Now This time 7 years ago 😉

A few weeks ago when one of the usual suspect clubs were playing at two they had in-depth coverage up until the kick off of the next one, this week it's two minutes of souness just saying Southampton were shit then it's on to Spurs and Liverpool. They're such wankers, like. Botman was a bit iffy with his distribution but other than that we looked pretty comfortable, Southampton got behind arsenal similar as they did to us but it was twice in 90 mins when it counted. We worked out socks off, Willock and Ciggy especially. Pleased for Wood, it's great for team morale he scored iyam.

Like Eva Braun

Maxi on with a decent xB (expected bandages), he disappointed with his level of coverage against Villa.

didn't think we were at our best today,, but we just keep putting 4 past teams with ease! fuck me, were a very, very good side who all give 100% for each other. absolutely bouncing away end the entire 90 minutes and beyond..... privilege following this club again .

Now it’s time for Manquillo’s redemption arc where he becomes Dani Alves

An observation from an expert.

You can tell ewerk is the gaffer at his place like. Treats his staff worse than Irish peat so I heard.

Papa New Guinea. I've heard Papa John is a big fan too. How the FUCK would anyone know if they're massive in China and Papua New Guinea. Also sympathy at their pathetic plight does not equal support.

Don't ever, EVER, let me hear them come out with calling us delewded Jordees again. From Philadelphia to Barcelona, millions and millions follow their progress and it's all down to Sunderland till I die. Gerrin!!! (FTM).

Maybe “covid” is the new “migrane”?

Live and direct from Yates Southampton 😎

Looks like they're having the weekly meltdown on RTG at the moment🤣

It’s really exciting watching Liverpool playing Spurs being unsure which results suits US best.

Liverpool to be winning and a shithouse var decision to give spurs a last minute draw with the camera panning to Klopp's dial where he either goes apeshit or does that big ironic fakey smile.

Life comes at you fast.

He's suspended. I'm new to this football business, you know.

Other than the few million in Papa New Guinea, marra.

Making faces is not classy behaviour.

He's certainly right about this.

Fuck'em all! Fuck'em all! From Philly and Barca to Seoul We'll never be mastered By global mackem bastards Gipetto's the best of 'em all!

I'm 36 man (maybe 37, fuck knows). if there was an old dude down the boozer that would sling me over his mobility scooter and drop me off somewhere close to my house for £20 I'd be all for that if it beat the taxi queue. There's a right good business plan there that would add a new layer to the usual "I woke up at home, so I surely didn't embarrass myself too much".

Look at him sharing a bed with his missus, fucking show off

Up the Mags! 👍🏻

Just looking at the teams we haven’t played. After Chelsea there’s only Leicester, Leeds and Arsenal who we won’t have played. Chelsea I reckon are beatable and we should be coming away from the Leicester and Leeds games with 6 points. Arsenal …. who knows. We’ve played 14 teams and lost to one of them by virtue of a 98th minute smash and grab. We fear no one.

If we manage to keep in the top 4 that accelerates our plan massively. Staggering the job Howe is doing, it’s not even just a good run of form now either this is simply the way we play now. Just what Howe gets out of the players is insane, putting aside the turnaround in Almiron and Joelinton you even look at Longstaff a player who constantly looked slow and unfit under Bruce but now has covered the most ground out of anyone in our squad this season. I think if we are top 4 in January the Saudis will spend big on 2-3 (say Maddison, Diaby, and Alvarez) and then finishing there will open up huge spending potential due to CL money and extra sponsor money.

Well, they booed taking the knee and attacked the Cardiff fans' coaches yesterday, but they're still classier than us because apparently we wank off over 9/11 or wibble.

What a great day

Longstaff and Willock today were solid tbh. Credit to Longstaff he's cemented that place and keeping it warm for Maddison.

Just watched the second half goals - bottom corner Kings.

How wonderful and how surreal to keep watching games and wondering if it’s going to be 3,4 or 5 Quite a sloppy game by our standards but maybe the weather didn’t help. MOTM for me was Longstaff. Just seemed to run his arse off and popped up everywhere. We are going to have a few walking wounded after that so I think it will be quite a changed team against palace. Happy fucking days and what a club we’ve got back. Eddie is a God

Loads more of the Chelsea team/squad will have one eye on the World Cup next week. No one wants to get injured in the last game before the tournament. Ergo....THEY'RE GETTING FUCKED.

Pure lush this like.

6 wins in 7 with a Chris Wood open play goal

Trippier is fucking MINT

Eddie Howe braving the rain like a winner would as Hassenhuffl is wrapped up like a brittle old nan. It’s a game of MENTALITY

3-1 Villa.

Went to Portsmouth in 83/84 and we were pelted with golf balls...Man City all sorts was being chucked over only good thing about Maine Road back then was beer was sold in the away section🍺...Middlesbrough was a bit dicey after the game dodging down back streets to get back to station as well as almost getting crushed when we scored

CT furiously taking notes. “ Petal, I’ve finally got a use for those 16 tubby chariots in the front room- this one’s a guaranteed winner!”