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Wrong. He's a cunt.

Always makes me chuckle when CT mixes up his logins for here and Mumsnet.

Have we seen that essembee is clearly on N-O btw? one quick peruse of their Sunderland thread will tell you all you need to know

Someone against Psychology students getting financial support?

It’s been edited. Mind, the original isn’t much better:

Have you tried reading scientific papers on the matter?

I’ve said for years- we’re a relatively small island, surrounded by sea, wind, with a half decent amount of sun. If we can’t power ourselves from renewables, it’s because we aren’t trying.

On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday

The problem is when they wake up. 😧

I wonder if any mackems are tuning in.

Comedy Dave back in full effect

Most of the way through Howes press conference, the Knight's way down the pecking order of getting a question, everyone else has asked about Almiron, Bruno, Burn etc so have probably stole the Knight's thunder, he finally gets a turn.... KR: "What about Martin Dubravka? He's hardly played at Man U, do you think it's strange?" Howe gives his tactful and measured response KR: "So is the door open for him here then?" Howe preserves with another polite answer. KR: "Err, and what about Paul Dummett?" So that then tells us which of the current squad are Lee's narks. Later on, on the blower to Penfold: KR: "I'm not being ignored as such but it's like me status is under threat now we're, whey, Newcastle, you're not there anymore, now box office. Ah definitely think some people at the cathedral on the hill are forgetting where they shit in the bed, like. It's EXACTLY what happened to you, Charnaz."

please stop

straight from the set of trainspotting

Hopefully we smash this lot, bottom half shite like Villa that we should be putting down. Mental to feel this way and it’s taking some getting used to but it’s fucking brilliant. Hopefully that bloke that wanks over spitfire planes that was on here last time we played these no marks is gutted.

Mike Ashley makes stadium move with Sunderland's Championship rivals set to get new landlord | Sunderland Echo The Unlikeable Force meets the Intolerable Object.

I can forgive the migrant worker deaths and persecution of homosexuals but surely PAYING that fucking England brass band to come to the WC is the biggest violation of human rights yet?

The worst place I have woken up is the banks of the river tees near tees port, in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt with one shoe missing. Still not got a clue

Apparently, William Storey has had a bid accepted by Coventry.

got sorted for tickets for this, woe betide my driver if he doesn't get me to a southampton ale house by 11am. should be erring on the side of caution as this run can't keep going indefinitely can it? but fuck it...... 0-3

15 minute feature on Ronnie Radford on the BBC before Hereford v Portsmouth. 😖

Of course the Germans have a word for that... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevinismus

Fucking hell quite the little energy tizzy over the last couple of pages. Like watching a handful of Gavin Williamsons go at it.

Someone married to uncle cyclone? 👍

Someone who doesn’t like cyclones 👍🏻

Triplets? Wow! Congratulations!!

Put your phone away Gloomy ffs! How rude!

One might cautiously suggest that Britain needs to be, as it were, insulated

Sure but even so, it's some progress. Imagine if we did get to 100% - you set it up state owned and charge people cost + 2% for future proofing.. no one would ever freeze in their homes again. Fully energy independent.

Woken up on the bench in my mam and dad's garden (Mother Watson actually brought me out a bacon sandwich to wake me up with, the legend). Woken up in hospital a few times. Woke up on the beach near my house a couple of times too. Those were weird because no matter how I got home, the beach was never on the way to the house. Can only imagine I thought "bit too pissed to go home, the North Sea air should sober me up quick sharp" then promptly blacked out.

Solidarity mate. We already had to move last year because of landlords selling up, and the agent for our new place got in touch recently because "the landlord is curious of the current market value of the property and would like one of the team to pop around to give him a rough estimate". As I said to the fella, "curious" is a funny way of saying "absolutely shitting himself". So I fully expect we'll be turfed out of here on similar grounds to you when our lease is next up for renewal. Hope you can find something new when the time comes without too much upheaval.

He'd still be taking the Fulwell good and proper

https://newcastle-online.org/topic/37260-sunderland/?do=findComment&comment=7337234 At least he hasn’t died.

All the time spent forcing them to pick the ball out of the net?

There's a Venn diagram in here somewhere. There's a certain level of wealth you achieve where you start spending a fortune to look like a tit

Thanks for sharing. Not sure why one bloke reckons we’re going to be time wasting. We’ll be three up by half time, Bonny lad!

In the past 5 years we are 6th in net spend. Which sounds quite bad but then you think we've had no saleable assets for about 10 due to Ashleys DelBoy style approach

Alreet @Kevin Carr's Gloves, stopping in tonight again?

Any excuse to post this:

Duelling banjo's at the ready

I've woke up in loads of bitches WUT WUUUUUUUUT!