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They have a 22 page thread on the game on rtg.

and we're both 1 club cities

Patel and Braverman: [In English] "Welcome to England. Your papers, please." Braverman: [In Albanian] "Good luck." Albanian: [in Albanian] "Cheers, wor kid." Half an hour later....... Guard Rosco: "Howay, out you come. You're not going to get to Rwanda hiding in there, are you, Borat? Lol."

Why does Matt Hancock get the whip removed for flying half way round the world for money while parliament is sitting and this cunt doesn't?

We’re certainly in a fucking mess. In no small part thanks to loads of people buying into that pov

Scored a handball in an U21s game where they started 4 first team players and still didn't win FOLKLORE

Uefa might be out to get you but I still get the impression that boat has sailed now as far the premier league are concerned. Chelsea are in even clearer waters than your club. I've no doubt in my mind that Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal were the club's calling the shots with Tottenham coming back in from the cold, those clubs plus Everton were part of the self styled big five which agitated the most for the new premier league. It's naked greed at opportune moments for them to pull up the ladder, yourselves and Chelsea must've pissed them off, us getting in on the act had to be stopped or stymied. Football should be cyclical and three to five clubs are a disgrace for trying to end competitive football forever.

Nicked this from reddit, table for 2022. We're well worth our 4th spot in the league based on this, over a sustained period as well. When you consider how good Arsenal have been this season, and how good Liverpool were last season the fact our record over the same period has us in a comparable position is incredible. Looking at the clubs we're rubbing elbows wit, and the fact they've had sustained spending, elite players and managers etc. in attempts to compete over the years where we had absolutely nothing its insane that we've moved to that position with two transfer windows and appointing a manager most considered underwhelming when he first joined.

Hoping for another tribute to Nailed Quim tbh

Shelvey's an important part of the squad for the second half of the season. His contract extension will fo sho be getting triggered.

Yeah and don’t forget that official government figures are bollocks and emotive manipulative reporting in the Daily Mail is gospel 👍 The government are going to do the square root of fuck all about immigration, it’s a “necessary evil” to keep the gullible minority scared fuckin witless . Braverman is the useful idiot to deliver this, and the ERG/IEA mob have a placeman at the top of the cabinet table as a consolation prize after their chief goons lasted 10 minutes in charge

CT'dYP

Ah, I forgot about second chance Thursdays.

I say again, I really hope we draw these cunts in the FA Cup so we can give them an absolute hiding.

24 pages of Sunderland fans telling eachother how ridiculous it is that Newcastle fans are bothered about an U21 game but how brilliant it is that they drew. I noticed they're already downplaying any future derby as not a real derby. Quick glance at the Championship table tells me they won't need to worry about that for a while...

obvious, innit

Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday-I wasn’t putting in enough shifts, apparently

And created covid so he could put microchips in everyone via the vaccine

Just looked at their lineup for last night and I genuinely don't have a clue which ones are first team players.

Old man sitting in a pub years from now, watching Newcastle United lift another trophy, quietly and reverentially strokes the 'Bass 90+4 31/10/2022' tattooed on his arm. Never forget.

I think my calendar is trying to kill me. My days are numbered

It was a joy watching a few young kids with their dads near me on Saturday finally enjoying the football again over the last 14 years most have looked so fed up and asking dad why they have to come and watch the dross every 2 weeks, to be fair I've wondered why the fuck I still come back and watch the same old shit for the last 15 years after being spoilt on Keegan/Robson etc

They already can't do this and it's got nothing to do with immigration.

Also, we need several players of good or great quality if we want to compete on multiple fronts. Trossard doesn't have to be a replacement for ASM, it might be that's he's a target to provide competition?

Didn't Dorries do it? Did she lose the whip? Have I imagined all this? Am I going to wake up at some point?

CT will be getting his 20,000 mobile phones on charge just to vote

Fucking hell. I didn't have Matt Hancock eating kangaroo balls on primetime TV on my 2022 bingo card.

“Walk to the ground”? Come back when you’ve trudged!

Apparently he wrote that piece on his phone on the M25.

Sweet David!!!

They've chucked four first teamers in against the U21's 😂😂

Seems it’s finally dawned on them that we are miles better after a year of delusion that they’d still beat us (regarding the post takeover side - mackems have always been deluded besides that), of course now it’s all irrelevant though - much like their club in general I suppose.

Let’s drown her. If she dies then I’ll hold my hands up and admit I got it wrong.

welcome to the old cunts on here club.

They must really be struggling for funds for the January transfer window

the thing is though that his game doesn't rely on express pace. i can see him playing at this level till he's 35-36.

I found out my wife is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

It's fairly clear that if the secretary she accidentally emailed hadn't raised the issue, Cruella wouldn't have mentioned it again. It's a tale as old as time with this one government. Ignore as long as you can, then say sorry when forced too, then insist it's all put behind you, then eventually fall on your sword when the public outcry gets too loud to ignore.

An unknown fatal allergy to a spider or other toxic critter would be nice.

I hope this fucks over Ant and Dec too tbh. I hope that cunt chokes on a pigs fanny

I'm sure he can ask Arcuri for a briefing on Blockchain. (Except he can't, as I pointed out she knew less about IT than LisTruss).

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