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Let’s drown her. If she dies then I’ll hold my hands up and admit I got it wrong.

Glad you had a nice time.

Fucking hell lads I've just checked and all of the goals vs Villa were scored by players signed by the previous owner. This has really took the shine off the result for me. I'm quite upset now. #readytogo #dubai #turkey #mancityarefine

Just watch Mama Mia and get a takeaway. Save you a fortune

Definitely sung into the 80s and 90s as my little group used to replace United with "she likes it" and the claps with "up the bum" . Quality humour right there

Aye, me too

"I get all that...... But did you smash it?"

Is the Chelsea game where we should have had a penalty and their eventual goal scorer should have been sent off? There's a good few draws where VAR knacked us.

He's got a fucking nerve, he's done it for years like them all, it's not their fans doing it, they are United to them, it's him and his colleagues in the media that do it and especially bad when they play another United, so close by Sutton but no cigar.

And so it begins… Premier League titles can be won by any team with determination, talent, and the backing of oil-rich nation states. But the true prize of being the one team known as “United” is open to a select few, the current holder of which is about to taste the bitterness of loss. ( If I’m absolutely honest, I couldn’t give a shit about us being the United- the whole thing is massively disrespectful to all the other teams who are xxx Utd, it’s more about Manure losing that ridiculous status for good, as it would drive home the fact that they’re now has-beens

They've chucked four first teamers in against the U21's 😂😂

welcome to the old cunts on here club.

They must really be struggling for funds for the January transfer window

We've seen some of the recipes and cans you've written about on here, MF. There's no way you aren't producing some brown wallpaper paste at times!

I found out my wife is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

Also, what team has achieved any level of success in recent times without spending a fucking fortune?

See how you feel once you've actually QUEUED just to get in a shop that sells M & fucking Ms btw! I think Alex has actually highlighted my gripe is with my family and not Lomdon prices.....

5:30pm kick off on a Saturday means thousands of pissed-up Geordies going radge. Atmosphere will be electric, I fancy this one more than Southampton away.

Funnily enough, if you read the article (unlike them) the Saudis get one small mention (about how they wouldn’t increase oil production a couple of months back). Let them dream I suppose, if it makes them feel better

Looking at the game against Chelsea and what they've got going on in the lead-up: 2/11 CL: Zagreb (H) 6/11 PL: Arsenal (H) 9/11 EFL cup: Man City (A) ... Before travelling to SJP on the 12th. I think we've got a massive chance of beating them at SJP. Their workload is greater than ours (CL game), they're on the road mid-week prior to the game where we're at home, and they've got games against the top 2 in the country, albeit one in the cup. If Brighton can pump these at home, I fancy we can get a result too and sign off for the World Cup on a high and potentially in the top 4.

When you going? The wife wants to go next year so ideally I’d like to arrange it around when you’re not there.

Put maxi on for twenty minutes as one of the allowed over age players just for giggles.

CT will be ok then

It wasn't even 6 weeks, it was from 6 September to 19 September. 14 days. 6 times in 14 days. She was practically an own goal every other game striker. Prolific.

Don’t know if it’s a thing but they seem to be playing more of the players they’ve brought through themselves recently, the ones who are usually farmed out on loan, Chalobah & Gallagher etc. Losing Abramovich looks like it’s hurting them …

Agreed, as you say it’s a problem in the media not the fan base - he’s right that it’s a disrespect but he’s missed the mark, the disrespect is when it’s Manchester United v Newcastle or Leeds or West Ham etc and the coverage exclusively refers to “United”, at best it’s pandering and at worst it’s disrespectful either way it’s pathetic.

Big Joe just randomly inviting fans to his place again.

Proof that coke has been the drug of choice in the entertainment industry for decades.

Making more friends . A new bit of mental gymnastics.

Not applicable to Man City however...because....err.. and training in Dubai is fine cause errr... and using Saudi owned twitter is fine cause errr....

I seen the asterix thing too, fucking weird cunts! course exile's jumped on it big time and gone to effort of editing the fixtures list for his largely ignored twitter account, the absolute whopping fucking moron....

Needs to be a concrete one with that fucking joke, for shame

A quick two minute browse on their thread over there and I think you can honestly say they've lost their minds. I think they know that a lot of the shite they're spouting simply isn't true but it makes them feel better so out it comes. Posting Daily Star articles saying Bruno is off, saying "there'll be tears" when it all goes tits up but then when we're successful there'll be an Asterix (sic) over our success. Just like their favourite club Man City....no there won't. That's not how sportswashing works lads,

I know this is the wrong thread but does anyone want to buy some Sooty and Sweep glove puppets? They're in immaculate condition, nothing wrong with them at all, I..... ...just want them off my hands.