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Fucking hell, can everyone not just be content laughing at Spurs?

Not the whole nation - Sold out Sunderland Empire November 1964

Stupid fat cunt. Put the phone away and watch the game.

Aye, they’re specifically reserved for people like CT who can’t go 15 minutes without a piss.

Never stopped anyone else on this board 🙂

I’ll put my Stone Island, LeBreves and Crocs on and come round yours in my Subaru cockmobile and give you a bitchslap, cheeky infant.

More mental gymnastics for the mackems as SAFC announce trip to Dubai for some warm weather training

With all that time I honestly think he could’ve picked a better angle

it's all very people's front of judea

Joey's clearly just returned from a David Brent motivational seminar

Tune in next week when Suella learns how to open a letter.

Two days in a row MF has mentioned listening to Radio 6 Music. WE GET IT GRANDDAD, YOU'RE COOL!

Sorry for the long story. The case is yes. There are sufficient reasons to open files with the Presidents of LaLiga and the Federation, but they don't. They also have audios of the President of La Liga negotiating money with Piqué for the celebration of the Spanish Super Cup (Pique has a company that was the one that got the Super Cup to be played in Saudi Arabia) saying that the President would earn more money if they went to the tournament Madrid and Barcelona (for this they have to be 1st and 2nd in the League). They also have audios of Sergio Ramos trying to persuade Luis Enrique to take him with the national team and for him to be summoned to the Olympic Games. They also have audios where the President admits that he is paying parties with prostitutes and personal trips for his family with the Federation's money. And many more things. It is a pity that you cannot understand Spanish, because a few months ago, when all this came out publicly, the president gave a press conference that he cannot miss. Sounds like a humorous monologue. PS: The President, Rubiales, is a former footballer (he played for Levante). Well, when he was at Levante, where he was the 2nd captain, an audio was also leaked between the club captain and the Levante president where they said they were going to lose on the last day against Athletic Bilbao. That Athletic had paid them for it. That the referees knew it. And that the president of the Federation (Villar, a former Athletic Bilbao footballer) also agreed.

Of all the times to pull your hamstring.

In my defence, English is my second language. What's my first you ask?

FYP

Someone could make a killing on plastic scimitars.

Exile- “……”

If he’d turned the camera towards the pitch, or at the floor, or put it in his pocket… all better angles.

Peak Wiki

Does she still 'Fuck like a champion' or has she grew up a bit and realised it's more information than we need to know and friends and family might see her Twitter profile? I don't disagree with a lot of their beliefs to be honest but it's a nice career shouting from the sidelines, who wants to be in charge?

Or when he's drunk 6 litres of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 5 words.

FYP.

Maybe I didn't express myself very well. The president does not say directly that Atleti does not have to win LaLiga, but literally says "Poor my friend Ramón, he thinks Atleti is going to win LaLiga. Whatever has to happen will happen so that Atleti does not win". By the way. Mysteriously, the next two games that he sent that audio, Atleti was seriously damaged and lost against Betis and Real Madrid. Against Betis, Morata did not receive a clear penalty with 0-0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNyrr1RyRvY&t=45s&ab_channel=LaLigaSantander) and Atleti ended up losing 1-0. A few days later, against Real Madrid, we lost 3-1 and it was a real scandal. (Vinicius was awarded a penalty inside the area for a foul that went outside the area. Morata had a goal disallowed for offside and then a VAR technician admitted that the goal had been legal. And at the end of the game, Morata received another very clear penalty, this time Casemiro, which was not pointed out) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6tJzKvKB8w&ab_channel=LaLigaSantander) A few weeks later, Atleti came to play against Barcelona at the Camp Nou. If Atleti won, they would be two points behind Barcelona, which was the leader. Atleti was in a great moment and Barcelona was suffering. They had a more complicated schedule. And there were only 6-7 league games left. In the 28th minute of that match, the referee decided to expel Diego Costa with a direct red card. The referee assures that he told him "I shit on your fucking mother". And in the Federation they said that the microphones had picked up the audios and that Diego Costa could be heard saying that. They even claimed that they had hired a special recording agency to study the case. They never showed the audios, although they said they were going to make them public. Diego Costa assures that he did not insult the referee. Diego Costa was suspended for 8 matches. (By the way, there are images in the same match of Messi, Suárez and Jordi Alba insulting the referee). In the Spanish League, the Federation does not intervene as the FA never does if the referee does not put it on the record. Just a few days ago, a Spanish referee recognized that it is impossible for the microphones they carry to record what happens more than 4-5 meters away. That day, Diego Costa was more than 10 meters from the referee, so there was never such a recording and Diego Costa was simply sent off for no reason.

Hope this is helping all the women reading.

Brian Robinson, first British TDF stage winner. 91 yesterday. Met him a couple of times at local cycle events. Really nice, honest bloke. A mate of mine at the 2014 asked him to sign a jersey. Benard Hinault had signed it already and he laughed and said he would have to do his signature below his as he was well below Hinaults level.

Greatest redemption stories under Howe's time so far: 1. Joelinton 2. Almiron 3. The Fish 4. Schar

Listened to radio Newcastle's phone in driving home, one mackem texted in he was disappointed with how many fans fucked it off towards the end of their game with Burnley, Gabbiadini's take on this, (I'm paraphrasing), 'I was saying to my son, Sunderland just have one of those grounds where there's exits everywhere and it's really quick and easy to get out, unfortunately when a few leave early it's so near for everyone else that it's like the pied Piper effect and everyone starts joining in.' so basically they need to barrier off half the exits next time they turn a 2-0 lead into a 4-2 defeat at home in the 2nd Division and that should sort it.

Aye, imagine when we realise that the previous owner was rich but didn't know how to use his money effectively and that he employed a useless yes-man of a manager who consistently fails to get a tune out of his players everywhere he goes. Can't believe it hasn't occurred to us sooner.

Like we'll all be gutted when it finally dawns on us. That's taken the shine right off being in the CL spots.

Does feel like there's been a shift in the winds on this - possibly thanks to Truss accelerating us to oblivion, possibly just cost of living biting. Long may it continue, we need a bit of fucking reality.

Up yours bilbo! Caroline Nokes (Tory) calling for an inquiry into Braverman now too. The hits just keep on coming!

Fucking hell. You moving to Boldon?

Fishd'YP

This page has made it abundantly clear that I don’t really know the rules of football anymore. “I might apply to be a ref!” I would quip, if I was sat on A Question of Sport

Can't say I agree with that. Sunak evaded the awkward questions in typical Johnson manner, reminding us that because Starmer seved under a Corbyn government, erm, I actually forget what his point was. But Starmer wins for the "Beaten by a person who was beaten by a lettuce" comment.

We have an English version, it's called the premier league and they serve six clubs. The ex-chairman was on record as not wanting another Leicester City happening I believe?

Fish'dYP

She might be the only one. If Labour were in charge and they did this there would be a national outcry (mainly due to the far right papers going mad). Tory party seem to get away with murder. Day on day.

Never mind, apparently according to his agent he’s not dead anyway

I think the best option would be to make all their Morlocks wear blindfolds whilst in the shitting/seating area. As well as discouraging the pied paedos from escaping, it would make life so much easier for this month’s manager.

So, those players are playing well because of Howe? Nah, can't be, I read on there that he's shit and only doing well because of the new players. But it can't be that because we're only doing well because of the players that were bought earlier. So those players must be playing better because of Howe? Nah, can't be, I read on there that he's shit and only doing well because of the new players. But it can't be that because we're only doing well because of the players that were bought earlier. So those players must be playing better because of Howe?