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I imagine there’ll be hell toupee in the dressing room.

Some of our pressing and turnovers near their box btw. Such a joy to watch after season after season of camping in our own half. And we didn’t tire this week, amazingly, given it was mostly the same players who have played three times in a week.

Tough weekend to be a mackem, two up at HT then lose 4-2, following day we win at Spurs and go into the top 4. You fucking love to see it.

saw that. also.... 'eddie howe has got a face you would never get sick of punching' he's professional, articulate, reasoned, knowledgeable he shows no signs of arrogance or bad sportsmanship even under intense provocation by the likes of klopp at anfield. mackem logic.... he needs his head kicked in. the tragic cunts are being systemically destroyed by the week, and its fucking hilarious.

Won 10 straight at home have you Tottenham, that's nice.

Did I hear him ask where Lloris is supposed to go? Maybe not 20 yards out of his goal for a fucking start

Fuck off Redkapp, you're an even bigger cunt than your dad and that's a very high bar.

Absolutely buzzing. How have we missed this feeling of having a proper team, looking for post match interviews, analysis etc. All the better much of it comes from media/journus incensed at where this club is going

Maintain this going into January and who knows? We’ll have the double bonus of having money to spend and players finding us a very attractive potential Champions League side. Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool are all misfiring to varying degrees. Isak and ASM to come back too. If Leicester are looking safe then maybe they’d be willing to cash in on Maddison and Tielemans

Tears on weirdside tonight.

ASM and Isak still to come back btw. Unreal.

I fucking love this team, the most since the team of 96 Much more than Robson's team which was full of arseholes unfortunately. This lot are different class. Howay tye lads, time for the mackem fewm photo.

Just shy of 12 months since Howe took over from the Baconator, and we’re in 4th. Long way to go til the end of the season, but fucking hell, what a magnificent bastard Eddie is.

When miggy scored I shouted 'Have a fucking look at that, var'. Just thought I'd let you all know.

The only thing I can remember from my forced work-related sojourn there a couple of years ago was the ammonia reeking bus station, tattoo parlors and more fried chicken shops than the Deep South. Also, a big shout out to the 2 fuckers sitting on the seats in the shopping centre, rocking backwards and forwards like trauma victims from a coach crash. That was a grim 3 and half weeks, fuck me.

I'm predicting 2-0. Adam P highlights. He has a beer on the train, announces that he's gonna party all night long, then reviews every minute detail of his travel lodge room. Notable mentions: the below average number of hangers on the portable clothes rack, a mid-to-top tier bed firmness, luxury wall mounted TV get top marks even though he doesn't watch TV, and full menu review of travel lodge room service menu even though he has no intention ordering from it AND honourable mention to the stray fingernail he found on the pedestal fan brought in to replace the broken air conditioning. This kid is amazing.

Meanwhile on Weirdside.....

What a result. there's gonna be some seriously upset journalists

Left Melrose at 8am, drove the 400 miles in time to see all three goals with the added detour to get the dog from his lodgings I remember reading in one of Fergie’s books about the top class defenders he signed, about how when you have real quality in that position you can commit 6/7 players into the oppisidtion’s half and be fairly sure you’ll have enough to contain a counter. Am beginning to think we’re getting close to that with this side. Just before Wilson scored when Botman held Kane up enough so he couldn’t get a proper shot away, giving Pope the opportunity to save with his legs. That shit has won Man Utd a dozen league titles in my football lifetime Personally a fuckin great week, two wins, my sisters first wedding since 1994 and my birthday on Tuesday

Was he fucking walking it?

Close enough

Played everyone in the top half except Chelsea and Arsenal by my count. Home games against bottom half shite to come, is it?

Bet Conte will be tearing his hair transplant out.

It's probably been mentioned but how shit are Spurs fans. Won the last 10 games at home, haven't been beaten there since April, but they go 2 goals down and the fans boo them off at half time.

I went to Sunderland a couple of times. Once to get tickets for the BBC festival there. My observations - There is a department store called Joplins. It sold £1 gift cards. There is a "fish market" called "Jackie Whites fish market" and the entrance looks like the entrance to fight a boss on a resident evil game. There is a..glass museum or something? There is an eye infirmary that looks like resident evil. and that's it

Maybe his intention is to visit the embassy to gather evidence to put to the premier league that nufc were complicit in the murder...

Came out of the Empire bang at full time yesterday, so obviously loads of them had already left in a huff but the highlight was overhearing one bloke saying “I just can’t do it anymore, Dan. I’ve had enough” After a home loss to Burnley. If they think it’s bad now, wait until we start firing properly. Also, that place after a match, fucking hell my lass nearly knocked two little rats over because they just decided to walk out into traffic, you had cars driving down bus lanes, it was like a film where people are trying to flee a city that’s about to be flattened by a tsunami. Even their own fans want to get out as quickly as possible

Mr Human Rights Watch himself, aka Exile is currently on holiday in…..Turkey

What sort of a fucking spacka posts about politics in the football forum?

If we get through the next 3 games with, say, another 7 points, you’d be on 28 points after 15 games going into the break. You’d have to think that has us in the top 4 and dropping too far out with a January window and the benefit of having no European football means it might actually be a disappointment to not get it

Internet must be down in Turkey.

happy top four sunday gentlemen!

@Meenzer A FORMIDABLE pairing.

Bear in mind who the thread starter was...

Hello

When are Tottenham allowed to have fans back in the stadium?

Hug me, you beautiful goal scoring Paraguayan! Never doubted you.