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It's a risk. My last match thread was when Willock got that late equaliser at Anfield, but before that my record is pretty shocking. Expect us to be egregiously robbed, probably with some antics involving cable ties again.

Is this his way of saying he's on OnlyFans now?

FYP

Asked a West Ham fan about him. "Dunno anything about him, hope he's shit for you" So on that basis, I'm all in on [checks notes] Amadou Dialup

Must be a hefty monthy storage bill for hosting Monkeys Fist's porn collection!

The Home Secretary ffs. The Venn diagram of "stupid" and "evil" has her face slap-bang in the middle.

Eddie says he's a cunt.

The trouble with pendants is they can't resist correcting other people's mistakes.

I'm hoping we'll be OK as Everton are usually a bit short handed in goal

“ Thanks for calling son…”

Speak for yourself

MCU, the man barely sat through Nolan's Batman because it was too far fetched. He prefers his heroes to be believable, like James Bond...

That's not a hobby btw.

I've no idea what that is a euphemism for. Sticking a courgette up your arse?

Wew that's pua commercial as fuck that like

Top level research and advanced statistical analysis, this is why you're on the big bucks. 👏

He just uses his fingers.

In the ensuite as well though? Do we think maybe CT doesn't know what an ensuite is? Who runs a business from the toilet, apart from maybe some rent boys and The Fonz?

I have no medical training but I'd say you're absolutely right, he's over-exerting himself, especially after getting the booster. Older people don't like to believe that they're as old as they are and their body can't do what it used to but he needs to manage his condition. That doesn't mean being an invalid but just being sensible.

Mrs. F won’t watch Bond films because “they’re just ridiculously far-fetched”.… …Loves the Bourne Trilogy

Just off the phone with Mother Fish. They've kept him in over night so she didn't get back until 8pm so didn't want to call and worry me. (Family has this weird thing where any calls after 8pm must be bad news). Anyway, his seizure was a bad one, he cracked his head open on the bedside table. Turns out he had a COVID booster on Friday and was laid low by it, then on Sunday he went for a 5 mile walk, then did some gardening. Mam asked me if I could ask my doctor mates if that may have been a factor... I have no medical training beyond how best to combat a hangover (warm woolly hat, am I right @Alex?), but I'm pretty sure that if you've been ill, then over-exert yourself it's pretty likely to have an impact on your epilepsy. I was planning, as a Christmas present, for me and him to go to an Air BNB in the countryside near a pub and some hills but now I'm worried he'd have a seizure in the middle of the night and we'd miles away from help.

I prefer the idea of a single donation to a smaller local charity myself, I feel like it makes more difference.

Sounds like Villa are going to be very disappointed then.

Lost tonight I see. What I found odd tjough was that Blackburn are currently top of the Championship now having lost SIX games already in October. What a fucking shit league.

Looks more like Deidre Barlow to me?

Actually the original meaning was to kill one in ten of a group by the other nine. The greek literal translation of pedant is cunt.

i hope you're proud of yourself meenzer. it's on you if we fail to win tomorrow. tooner was on a heater

Fair play to the prick.

Probably best to save his energy and start him tomorrow.

There's some lovely pubs near Hadrian's wall for the garrison posted there.

Was thinking about this the other day, it would make complete sense for us to rejoin at the same time to preserrve the fluidity of the border, and chances are rUK would be heading that direction anyway. But can you imagine the fewm from the gammons if we rejoined the EU because of Scottish independence?!

Well if it’s fisticuffs you want. I agree with you both tbh

Whoops, thought that was your new nickname for the Chancellor.

Underwater basket weaving?

Agree with MF but from a personal pov would like to suggest cancer research as well

That list of reasons why Sunderland is better than Newcastle just got even shorter

This dude was announced today. Apparently he brokered the Adidas deal at Arsenal.....🌝

Gross spend is relevant here. If they were a midtable club surviving by recruiting and selling well just to stay afloat, then sure, Net spend is important. When their gross spend is approaching £1b you can't cry poverty. This isn't Brighton or Leicester. Liverpool have been consistently in the top 4 clubs in this country for ages with all the benefits that brings. Last 24 years, they've never finished below 8th and have only finished below 5th on 7 occasions. They are one of the elite clubs and have spent accordingly. They can afford to drop £76m on a centreback or £56m on a 'keeper because they're the final pieces of the puzzle. West Ham would need to buy spread that kind of money over 3 or four players just to stay midtable. Chelsea, Man City have had to spend a fortune, just to catch up with them. Liverpool are bitching because the head start they had has been eroded. The "we can't compete" line is horseshit. They didn't land Haaland, fine, whatever, they still spent £60m+ on Darwin Nunez. They literally are competing, they're still spending a fuck ton of money and their owners are perfectly capable of putting more money into the club if they wanted to. "We can't compete". Fuck off Mr Ed