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I mean there’s being an early riser but wakening at 4am to call me a nonce is something else altogether.

"Awooga!"

I've just never seen the "top half" go up to 11 before

Is that it? He got up dead early to write a script about me the other day. You obviously don't inspire him as much?

west brom 2 up, the no bruce bounce.

The headline of the article is "Project Fear was right all along".

2 games from a quadruple last season and he's talking about ceilings because they've been shite in the last two months wanker.

‘Dad, what do you think I should do?’ ’Give me 24 hours to see what the guys on Toontastic say.’ Top parenting.

The final score commentator on BBC1 was talking about the Sunderland win and signed off with "There'll be cheesy chips on Wearside tonight!" I had to rewind it to be sure.

in their match thread somebody who's there says.... what the fuck even is that? looks like somebody's brought in a barrow load of old christmas decorations. a reply..... think it says neil quiff another reply..... and now it's blowing all over the pitch.

In the Telegraph, no less.

Not seen this before…. David B.N. (before Newcastle )

Saw this and thought of @Renton for some reason

We need Fish to step into this thread with his spreadsheet and confirm the xYears. And then Diego to verify.

My teenager is better behaved than you lot 😄

That's Milton Nunez.

Not quite 'mag' behaviour but a cute attempt. Losers.

Top marks for use of “glakey”

After hearing Klopp’s whinging they can 100% fuck off.

Returned to Sender. What a bloke

Didn’t have any Covid vaccines, gave him some Skag instead.…

What a shit week. My ex-wife's mam, who is in her early 70s and suffers with dementia was taken ill last Saturday. She's suffered a stroke on has an infection that they cannot control. Consequently, she's been designated do not ventilate or resuscitate. Overnight she suffered a seizure and matters have deteriorated, they've reduced down her oxygen levels, removed her feeding tube and don't expect her to survive the night. The kids know she's unwell but aren't aware of the extent. The eldest failed her driving test today; the youngest is round mine with his mates and a load of beer because he's had a stressful week with college. Dealing with that sort of shit myself isn't an issue - I lost my own mam at 19, but having to be there for the kids is tough going. Glass is full and I'm raising a toast - she may be my ex-mother in law, but she's the only one I ever had.

To remind her of her middle son.

But we are top 6? Glakey Brummie cunt.

And oh look, there's Coffey too.

Reported

My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. “OK,”I said, “Alpaca my bags”.

Turned out to be Project Fucking Reality. Honestly this is the shit that gets me so wound up, the idea that people's gut feel can measure up to the cold, hard fucking reality of things. Fucking hell man. And even now, all would be forgiven if the people backing this lunacy would just grow up, hold their hands up and say they made a bad fucking call, and supported reversing it. Really hope the narrative shift on this becomes louder, and louder.

I REALLY hope we get these utter cunts in the FA Cup and give then an absolute hiding.

Cracking game at Blyth

and that's now part of the thread title...

I'm sorry like but I'm not forgiving this I don't care how divisive that is, the people who continue to back this can fuck off.

luckily my spanish is impeccable as I can't read very well.

There'll certainly be A Little Less Conversation from him now

On the point about it being new v other vaccines the counterpoint is that these vaccines have had the largest human trials in history. Absolutely get it IMHO 👍

Wait a minute, Craig is right. Craig, I knew your famed ability to walk away from an argument would come in handy one day. Up yours ewerk, you big Irish nonce!

What did they advise on Mumsnet?

In Korea, if you’re born at 11:59 on December 31st, then a couple of minutes later you’ll be 2 years old.

I always thought his cameo in the Young Ones was great. 08:11, then right at the end.

From the covid times. He read this out on Buxton's podcast and it fucking killed me. "Harry blinked"

It's political , but its a landmark day in a way. Kwarteng, (verb) - to instantly destroy something "Did you hear about John? He's okay but his car was absolutely Kwatenged" Kwarteng, (noun) the length of time between opening one's mouth and causing irreparable damage. In Saxon times there were usually 12 Kwartengs to the Truss.

Salty as fuck