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Holden McGroin:

That Romaines to be seen. She's made a decision, Butterhead is still a bit Frisée.

“ Good Evening, The Taj Mahal, Westminster, can I take your order please?” ” Rajpal, it’s Coffey, can I have my Bad Day at Work order please?” ” Certainly Ma’am, so 10 stuffed Paratha, Two buckets of chicken pakora, 6 Lamb Bhuna, Three Duck Naan Pizza, extra pickles, no salad? Anything else?” ” Beer… all of it.” ” Certainly Ma’am” *belches, “ Fucking sharpish! “ hangs up

As women of a certain age go she’s not exactly hot but if you were back at the hotel after the sales conference and at the bar , tie off , having a late one you’d definitely chance your arm with her

Fuck me, Brian Clough lasted longer at Leeds

There’s only one man who can save us now.

I go to bed after nightshift and wake up to find Jeremy Hunt is Chancellor. We’re fucked, aren’t we?

I keep trying not to think about it but truss has a lovely pair of knockers.

What's this kid's position? Mozzarella? Parmigiana? Cheese Toasty? Wearing the Brazilian No. 5 so I'm guessing he's in the Dunga mold. So maybe holding mid/DM? Edit: Seems to score a few goals. That romanticised jogo bonito rhythm can't be contained by Fish's boring world of 'cheese-variety-like' labels.

Graham Brady who is currently on holiday. Apparently Boris Johnson is also on holiday. These cunts get months off in the summer and also got two weeks off for the Queen dying. Oh and then they got a couple of weeks off for conference season. And now that Parliament is back sitting again? These two fuckers are off on their holidays. In what other job would that be possible?

I bet ( despite her lovely pair) she also gives a lacklustre tit-wank.

Nailed.

The fireworks going off in Walker have lasted longer.

that's the soon'lan i remember

What a shit week. My ex-wife's mam, who is in her early 70s and suffers with dementia was taken ill last Saturday. She's suffered a stroke on has an infection that they cannot control. Consequently, she's been designated do not ventilate or resuscitate. Overnight she suffered a seizure and matters have deteriorated, they've reduced down her oxygen levels, removed her feeding tube and don't expect her to survive the night. The kids know she's unwell but aren't aware of the extent. The eldest failed her driving test today; the youngest is round mine with his mates and a load of beer because he's had a stressful week with college. Dealing with that sort of shit myself isn't an issue - I lost my own mam at 19, but having to be there for the kids is tough going. Glass is full and I'm raising a toast - she may be my ex-mother in law, but she's the only one I ever had.

No more party buckets for one on the expense account. Poor beast. One thing about this whole shit show that makes me genuinely laugh is that Brexit, the very thing that was meant to keep the Tory Party unified, has been the prime cause of their utterly comical self-destruction. Just a shame that we’re all getting shafted in the process.

Hunt is a safe pair of hands. Also Jeremy Hunt:

Still doesn't make my hate fuck list

If I'm honest I think she has a nice arse too.

Eh Kwasi wrote his own letter?

Kwasi Kwarteng : September 6th - October 13th 2022 may god have mercy on his soul

Shame none of these cunts have the decency to do the same !!!

I love how all the free-marketeers finally have one of their own in office and when they try to implement their batshit ideas suddenly it's the free markets that are wrong.

If you've never heard the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped then here's two minutes of it. Kriss Akabusi ffs.

Quite possibly the most entertaining introduction to a video I’ve ever seen.

She's like a chef who only works with one ingredient: fuck-ups.

How the FUCK can you thing thats worth a wank man

Best day of my life was when I cut him out of my life completely. Would have happily killed him if I could have got away with. Clear for over 30 years now

So she's throwing him under the bus .... AFTER enforcing and re-enforcing his bullshit agenda? Oh dear Liz, you're next

Makes you wonder why they're not more popular on Merseyside really.

It wouldn’t be a true mackem vox pops without a mentally disturbed street drunk, and, sure enough… at 5:43.

aaaand duly tapped in !

Finally the Nacho Gonzalez transfer is paying off.

Funnily enough we have our own expert on here on the export of semen, it's all he seems to go on about.