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Fucking rat arsed on whisky

As it’s Sunday afternoon and I’m not mildly pissed, oh no, not at all… We’re 5th in the table, not 15th, which was our default position for the last decade or so. Howe has been a fucking inspired appointment, given that he’s done this with mostly the same players that The Cabbage had. Even then, his buys have been measured and sensible. Whatever transpires in the future, the remarkable job he’s done in such a short space of time puts him up there with Keegan and Robson for me.

Miggy that is, not HMHM’s mate John

'I say it all the time, it's up to other people to decide whether it's cheaper to just pay me off or carry on and watch the club I'm currently at whither and die. I'm a tough old so and so who only gets rattled when I'm criticised so ah'll dust meself down and go again till an amicable financial arrangement is made.'

What a knob. Here's Edwards out and about just trying to enjoy friendship vicariously by milling around next to people who are friends with each other.

the drugs made him do it. Injured his rib sucking himself off, is what I heard.

‘1:02 AM’

That's cos Man City made the mistake of coming to SJP and thinking they could fuck with Eddie's Sensations.

"Hey kid, what's it like supporting the mackems?"

Aye I took a quick look at his recent tweets, he’s retweeted 3 different mackems having a go at Howe’s “ignorance” regarding the Saudi question he was asked, posted 3 articles about MBS, and responded to 2 Edwards articles as well as the picture of the team the NUFC account put up. Not a single post about SAFC and this is all in the last day. What a fucking pedo.

He is his own parody.

First game on motd

I very largely agree with you but I also very largely agree with the broader points the scouse cunt made, he’s right about the gig being fucked but obviously and fuckin radically wrong about the position of err “Klopp’s Liverpool” in the big scheme of it all. There’s not another club in the country who in cahoots with the local council formulated and carried out a deliberate policy of decimating the neighbourhood around a major football club’s ground so it could be deemed uninhabitable and surplus to requirements so the redevelopment of the ground (in this case Anfield) to bring it up to 21st century superclub standards could take place . It built what my mate on the night of our visit in August called “the Thomas Cook Stand” ; the old centenary stand now packed with corporates and packaged trippers from Dublin, Oslo, Stockholm and Copenhagen…they put their neighbours out of their homes to bring in the dollar that won them the league title & champions league in the last few years. Am not sure if TT posters were aware of the howls of abuse the team got from those gathered round the tunnel of that stand as they left the pitch that night? That was the “divine right” crew objecting to Eddie’s shithousing tactics that nearly beat them, payback for the silent fear they endured for an hour, it fair ruined their fuckin trip for 60 minutes… So I, like yourself, will take no lessons in morality from those cunts. It’s tricky to go over their 80s shenanigans from this distance. It should be pointed out that Hrysel, in common with Hillsborough, didn’t have a valid safety certificate when that wall collapsed. And half a dozen or so supporters were prosecuted. I’ve no interest in defending their actions, but UEFA on the night were as bad. There are plenty of other more recent incidents that can brought up, like mugging fellow supporters for cup final tickets and bunking into the ground before legitimate ticket holding supporters could take their seats. A significant minority of them are a strange mixture of football purists coupled with a strong streak of fuckin gangsterism. They also seem to have the biggest mouths, as son of spion beautifully illustrates 🙄

his clubs support is absolutely detested by not only the entirety of the population of turin but by huge swathes of Italy. no fucking embarrassing attempts at building bridges for what liverpool's support did at hysel that night will ever repair that. his scum club and its support were responsible for getting english clubs banned from european competitions for 5 years. his scum club were instrumental in attempting to destroy the football pyramid in this country completely to suit their own greed and make it non competitive. but hey, fuck all that, newcastle might have decent a decent team in a few years, best I bawl like a baby.

No mention of statues from me Although, it’s amazing to me that we’ve got one of Robson and Shearer, but not of Keegan- not even a mention anywhere in the ground.

I wouldn’t be calling for a statue of him just yet. Phase 1 was avoiding relegation which he did with ease. Phase 2 is clambering above the mid table shite to become the best of the rest. Realistically I was looking at 2 to 3 seasons for us to do that but so far we look to be well ahead of schedule and could possibly achieve that target this season. The next phase of qualifying for the CL will be the hardest but when you look at our team (on paper 2/3 of which are average players) and how Howe has got us playing so far it’s not inconceivable that we’re maybe a handful of first team players away from doing that.

I think it all boils down to being pissed off they bought us and not Man Utd. There are obviously legitimate issues with the ownership but Delaney hasn’t got a shred of integrity

Good news is they won 4-1. Bad news is it was a fucking cup game so we’ll be back up for the league fixture next month

@tooner get the next match thread started before someone puts the hex on us. You’re so hot you’re smoking

Man U away next, you'll see a more pumped up Man U crowd and side for a reason IMO, they'll know they're in for a game and will see us as a threat. We won't get the blasé game Brighton got there, I absolutely hope we don't get a ludicrous VAR/Ref combo but fear we probably will. Let's also hope there isn't any freak injuries as well as I think we'll have a real chance of doing them.

Throwing in the towel right when it looks like their team under Klopp is falling to bits some nice timing to pick your morals despite Man City’s owners being around for over a decade. The anger about the money is laughable as well, Liverpool have always utilized their substantial financial advantage over league rivals - they can whinge about Man City spending more but they themselves have out spent the vast majority of teams throughout history. I mean I’ll be honest I’ve always absolutely fucking hated Liverpool, and basically everything about it so seeing them collectively shit themselves and throw their toys out the pram is fucking priceless. Horrible fucking club.

A Leicester fan making a point about the Casillas - Puyol stuff today and pedo sympathizer Paul sees it as an opportunity to ignore the point and shoehorn a weird comment about his favorite obsession.

not suggesting any of you should put yourself reading through even the entirety of the last page of this, never mind the whole thread, I didn't, just enough to be stunned by the vitriol aimed at our support by the scouse cunts, it makes that on rtg look relatively tame. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=282654.20080 before these fuckwits start pointing the finger at anyone else's morality they should perhaps take time to reflect on the fact that getting on 40 year ago they were wholly responsible for stampeding a segregation fence and charging at the fans of a football club from Italy who had fuck all to do with the previous years trouble in rome. they murdered/were responsible for the death of 39 innocent Italians, but despite the clear and indisputable tv footage at the time of supporters in liverpool tops causing the carnage systemically went about creating the myth that the trouble was caused by chelsea headhunters/factions of other clubs hooligan element/england supporters, anybody really other than themselves. never their fault. to the 'sons of spion' you question newcastle support and are thinking of throwing the towel in with football because of it? we've never killed anybody, you fucking prick.

Liz Truss, Boris Johnson, Kwasi Kwarteng, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Therese Coffey, Michael Gove, Matt Hancock, Jeremy Hunt, James Cleverly and Dominic Raab. CT, your boys are taking one hell of a beating.

I'm not saying I threw too many down too quickly pre-game but I saw a lad I once worked with called John who I think I called Paul a couple of times.

Rattled as fuck

He’s still trying bless him, 9th most successful English side but regardless notice how it’s only plebs of clubs going fucking nowhere like Everton, Villa, and the mackems that harp on about this “big club” dross. I’ll just enjoy us giving them regular hidings going forward.

It’s worth remembering that on this day last year we were second from bottom and winless. What a difference a year makes.

What a fucking player Bruno is, as poor as Longstaff is it’s worth playing the red cheeked chuffer so that Bruno can play in the 8 and run the game. I’d really like to see us sign someone for that 6 role in January so Bruno can stay further up. Botman also looks like a fucking Rolls Royce of a player btw. As KD mentioned earlier it seems like that form from the end of last season wasn’t temporary. The way Howe sets us up is allowing us so much control, when our better quality players are available we carve out so many chances - you can see how as we add better quality players we will just go from strength to strength. It’s a fucking weird feeling to have going in to games, since we’ve been hopeless for so long, but when we are against sides like Brentford I don’t have any fear. Our teams physicality, size and speed is too much for teams like that so it’s always a real up hill battle for sides like that against us.

Completely agree. We’ll win unless we’re done by another dodgy ref/VAR decision -we should have won against Liverpool, could have won against Man City. We’re better than Man U. And if they come out and try to play on the front foot, which they should do at home, it will play into our hands. The game will be won in midfield and ours is better then theirs.

Not everyone will be able to understand or aporeciate the above graphic, but quite frankly I couldn't give a fuck.

I think because they are both called Jacob. Nowt else He’s slowly being directed in other directions.

The female commentator on the Bournemouth v Leicester game on MOTD has the most ridiculous "THIS IS MY COMMENTATOR VOICE" commentator voice.

Got in after an absolute face melter of a session down the Fish Quay and missed MOTD. Someone send a link because I’m not waking up at 7am to watch the replay

It’s a wonder you don’t have them daily. You’re always fucking stressed All the best.

On Sky Sports, Jeff saying 'Not a win in 8 for Bruce, he needs more than a point' Then straight onto the next match. They're just fucking never going to address how wank he is are they?

He’s an absolute unit as well.

Looked like big Al from happy days.

He'll want paying off before the WC starts, so him and Junior can go on a month long jolly to Qatar.

Cheers Lads Aye I am epileptic from birth. Its only really brought on by stress and tiredness really. I am on meds. Try and limit my alcohol intake and late nights, but as I enjoy wearing lycra and bumming thats easy as I am usually up early to ride. I have been fine for years. I was conscious during this one as it was an absence seizure so hopefully it's not a revoke, or it will be a 6 months at most. Which is easy tbh as I don't drive that much.

9 games, and the only one we've lost so far was to a 98th minute spawny goal by the Scouse cheats. Looks like our form for the 2nd half of last season wasn't a fluke