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I'll stick up for fish a bit...... How'd we know that London blue isn't the Man City version of CT? Even though he's a supporter of the Maine Road massive, fish may still know more than Man City than him? But..... London blue seems to have half a clue and also goes on another fans message board to get his kicks. He's basically the Manc blue fish. Conclusion, fish is just arguing with his blue self. Oh, Dave.

it depends. my dad doesn't know the first thing about football. does Fish?

At last, a good news story related to Brexit

gonna have to log off later as i'll be driving to manchester. but don't worry. i'll be back.

And why would i tell you that? For all i know you might be Eddie Howe in disguise. Are you? Your biggest mistake was assuming i know anything at all. I'm just a 57 year old football masochist, loving my club regardless of success and to be honest i don't really care about success i just want a good day out with my mates. Driving up tonight with my 14yo daughter for the game tomorrow so it's more about her than my mates this time and really looking forward to it. Years ago, when they did black history month at school, she did her presentation on Yaya Toure. All the other kids were doing Nelson Mandela etc, I was so proud.

I'll reserve judgment until LondonBlue let's us know if he's Spanish or not.

Just thought I’d share my “ Screw Driver” with you all. Used them for a couple of years and makes putting stuff like screws in holes etc a piece of piss. 1 for about £8 You basically put the metal part on top of your nail thingy, hold the plastic part in your hand , and turn it to make the screw go in. The real magic happens when you turn it the other way, as then, the screw comes OUT of the hole!

Conor Burns, MP for Bournemouth West , has had the parliamentary whip suspended and has been asked to leave the government after allegations made against him over an incident at the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham this week. I have always had this cunt down as a drunken fuckin deviant, happy to be proved correct

Not sure whether it's still in print but Milburn's autobiography is great if you can find it.

Definitely Fish's lad then

Premature ejaculation. He dumps his load before he even starts. That's why his girl friend is crying. Regardless, I need to add this to my play list, brings back great memories of disappointing all my girlfriends and my wife for the last 25 years.

And how many Stockport games have you been to this season? Fish 1-0 LondonBlue

Their achievements were certainly comparable but I'd definitely prefer Toure shooting from 30 yards.

Dear Craig.

Tommy Squelch, more like.

I'm not putting anything of yours through my hole.

We’re posting about wanking, not walking, silly.

Winona's big brown beaver? Kind of related, in my case.

This is disquieting, my Dad knows naff all about football too. Are... are you me from the future?

Fish and batter in the same sentence is unfortunate 🙂

Stockport tapas? What about frozen grapes?

Salty

Songs about wanking, did you say?

Yep. 200 million spent . Two wins this season, both against newly promoted sides playing with 10 men . Our ultimate owner widely reported this week to be getting into bed with Putin. Makes you proud

Happy takeoverday. #cans

Successful fiction authors are notoriously sensitive.

The tories claim that Labour binned nuclear power actually goes back to their 1997 election pledge. Quite a lot of things can and have changed in a quarter of a century like. I never understood why Starmer never called Johnson out for these bull shit claims in PMQ, which happened EVERY FUCKING WEEK.

Exisitng rules we imposed on ourselves cos that's what the dickhead wanted in other words. Hope 'Spoons goes bust, although suspect they are the type of business that will ultimately prevail in the coming recession (but downsized).

new eu rules

Hang on....

Turned out all right considering. Albeit with a "slight" tailwind to keep things interesting up on the crags

Is LondonBlue Fish's lad?

He's clearly talking about doing a Stevie.

Not according the lyricist you chicken choking monkey spanker.

I played semi pro at 17 and got called worse than shit (probably true) most weeks. Did it bother me? Did it fuck I was £45 a week mate

I did admit I was wrong. I thought London Blue would be the best person to tell us how to beat Man City, but, I was wrong.

I'll admit I was wrong; he wasn't in the best position to tell us. I was. Again.

Was that tweet from 18 months ago?