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People were already socially distancing themselves from Gemmill though.

First away game I've got to in ages and it was well worth the effort and extra expense of a two night stay in two separate hotels. Totally dominant performance from start to finish. I can't remember the last time I've been so relaxed and confident that we were going to win and win easily. Of course the sending off helped but the level of complete domination can't be overlooked. It might have helped them somewhat if their manager, players and supporters (the few that stayed past half time) had done anything other than accept a hiding once they went down to 10 men but that's their problem not ours.

Well well done @Gemmill. Well and truly derailed this thread cos you had a cold.

All I’ve said is xG is patent bollocks and the TT nerd herd can’t handle it. Fuckin rattled by common sense. It’s a good job Putin didn’t invade the northern suburbs of Newcastle upon Tyne, it’d have been a fuckin walkover

Think this shows that with Wilson and Bruno returning to the starting line up and getting closer to full fitness we have the start and end of the answer tot he problem posed by a low block. I know Fulham were poor, but even before the red card we were getting in behind them. Then, when we had the man advantage, we made it count. We could have scored a lot more and I think as players like ASM and Isak get back to fitness, we will. Despite getting some criticism on twitter, I though Willock played well. He created a lot of good opportunities, got 2 assists (even though 1 was really just an attempt at goal itself), he broke the lines well and probably would have scored at least one goal if players around him made better choices (e.g. Fraser was offside and if he'd left it, Willock would have been clean through). Shame we conceded and the fault there lies in the player who didn't stop the cross (Lascelles) and the player who didn't track the man (Lewis). Proves to me we should drop all defenders whose surname begins with L.

Worst super hero ever

How fuicking middle class and middle aged of you Fish. Taking the kid to see non-league football. Tantamount to child abuse really but whatever.

Well, on Saturday I was at Edgeley Park watching Stockport smash the slugs from Walsall all over for 75 minutes until the little lad grew sufficiently restless and wanted to go off and run around a park for a bit. As far as he knows, the blue ones won and the ones in black didn't score an against the run of play equaliser in the 88th minute. Then I came home and between putting him down and Match of the Day I watched the full rerun of the Fulham game and had a browse of the spreadsheets and stats. Because I'm a fucking legend mate.

Oh I think we've established this over on the Newcastle Forum. But on this occasion, I'm gonna let it slide.

I bet his dealer has put his prices up today

Is that why he let his contract rundown and why he subsequently played for their most hated rivals then? Fuck off, you boring little cunt

woah, woah, woah

It's amazing to know that these people aren't actually trained actors.

Aye. Oxbridge courses on PPE should be banned anyway, they are far less value than a degree in Harry Potter from Scunthorpe Poly from what I can tell. Also, Braverman studied in Europe through Erasmus didn't she, the horrible hypocrtitical bitch.

I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas.

He’ll just bang his head again.

Seeing as I was at the game & had a few beers before the game etc listening out for the announcement of the Wolves subs wasn’t at the forefront of my day out tbh Dave. You should try it one day mate, you know, watch some live football. You might even be able to put some of the spread sheets away

He's under strict orders to launch you into outer space if he ever sees you, so I don't believe this.

Me and Dave are like Clooney and Pitt but we come with stats. PL is rocking up like a confused Rick Moranis.

I don’t give a fuck about data, I’ve never spent a day in bed Ill with a cold or flu until the first week in December 2019. A month later they were welding peoples doors shut on them in Beijing

WHERE'S YOUR DATA, ANECDOTE BOY!?

Bitchfight !

Okay, so given there was no social distancing at that time, can you trace who you would have inevitably given it to or who else your mate from Milan infected? Was there an early spike in Teeside? None of this fits the data of what actually happened and if you want to rely on shit anecdotes I suggest you join the conservative party.

Kwasi supposed to be addressing conference today, “no turning back” was apparently the message

Blyth drew Wrexham. Ryan Reynolds now follows Blyth on Twitter

Sooo I bought both

I wouldn’t put that past Bruce.

Reckon this fella qualifies as a legend too if Adam P does.

Gonna be some FEWM on here about this!

which reminds me of this classic

Fucking hell, did you say hello to Nihil Arthanayake while you were there as he chewed your ear about fucking Tottenham Hotspur? He watches Stockport apparently as you do if you are middle class BBC radio journalist relocated to Salford. Get your kid to SJP now. Age is no excuse.

Like I’m a fuckin expert on where over muscled hammer throwers are currently playing …. my advantage over Dave & Gemima the fuckin glory hunter is I’ve seen the cunt play with my own eyes at least 4 times and can give a first hand account of his abilities

Patient ZERO, CT's HERO If there are enough characters.

You try a low block against this Man City side and they will absolutely gub you. The movement of Grealish, Foden and Haaland with or without the ball will find pockets of space even in the tightest defensive shape. The best way to limit the chances falling to those players is to stifle the supply line. It doesn't have to be a particularly high line, there just needs to be a lot of pressing. Don't let them settle, don't afford them space, hunt in packs and close off the escape routes. They are supremely talented footballers, so force them to play at their peak, rather than letting them stroll about unmolested. That's how our under strength team almost took all 3 points from them at St James'. Pressure, pace and pkicking lumps out of them.

Dickface. When they put on screen figures like: Reported daily cases: 23 Actual daily cases: 16,805 Is it really beyond the realms of possibility that when reported cases were 1 (a week or so after I'm saying I got it), actual cases were already a huge multiple of that? No, it's not. Also that smoggie cunt in my office brought it back from Italy which was "4 to 6 weeks ahead of the UK" and sprayed it all around an office that sat 15 people. That's how I got it. Now shut your face.

I'm two episodes in. One of the things the program did was explain what exponential growth was. As a so-called accountant, I'd have thought you might grasp what this means. If somehow a hermit living in the provinces managed to get it in January 16th then the profile would have been COMPLETELY different. Anyway, if you want to go on spouiting your wolfy nonsense I suggest putting it on the covid or Flat Earth threads.

They listened to the fact that they wouldn't get it through parliament. That's all. If there was even a suggestion they could win MPs around, the policy would still be in place.

A challenge at the top at last: