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They reckon the queues could be up to 30 hours long. Even the lads off Stand By Me weren't that desperate to see a dead body. It would be a fitting tribute if some people died queueing to see a dead person. I hope there's some decent scraps break out. People pissing in bottles cos they don't want to lose their place. Just the normal stuff you've got to do when you want to see a dead body.

Whoa, Craig's boyfriend is YOUNG!

It looks like me, ayatollah and cath are the only ones working on Monday then? Reminds of the poll they once asked blokes which was 'what is your favourite thing about receiving blow jobs?' 55% said 'the feeling' and 45% answered with 'The peace and quiet'.

It’s what she would’ve wanted. Mad fuckers.

So not impeccably then

Lee Scratch Perrystroika.

Can’t you read? He died from a toad poison induced heart attack during a shamanic ritual in a Jamaican shaman’s basement in Moscow. Happens all the time.

I'm gonna have that played at my cremation as the curtains close.

When it's a million people marching for another vote on Brexit, the RW media narrative is all "don't these people have jobs to go to?". Wonder how much of that we'll be seeing here.

About 25% of the UK population are ex-armed forces if Twitter is anything to go by

Keep ‘em in a briefcase.

Scottish Mag, formerly of this parish, gave up his season ticket because it became increasingly unaffordable for this very reason, ie games being changed at relatively short notice. The only way he could get rail tickets to home games at an affordable price was advanced bookings. They’re available something like 12 weeks in advance. If you only get about 4 or 5 weeks notice you’re writing off the cost of the original rail tickets then having to buy additional ones at a higher cost. In this instance it’s away fans being hit. Simultaneously the most loyal and least considered of all football supporters

You're not allowed to bring any creature comforts like foldable chairs either. I hope it pisses down personally, but then I'm a cunt.

Bit hypocritical given you wanted Stephen Hawking to be head of state

Something else I’ve realised this week….current & ex service people are largely lying to themselves about the Queen being their “boss”… symbolically yes, literally not. In reality Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron,May and Johnson have been their bosses and not the queen, regardless of who you swear allegiance to. It sounds like a cop out, an unwillingness to recognise the reality “oh yes I served HM in Iraq” … no, you did the bidding of the US in their desire to exploit natural resources and Blair followed on behind. I suppose for some it’s got to be so, to justify some of the things they are compelled to do…. “I do this in the name of the queen, and God appoints her so…” Not a criticism btw, not sure we could call ourselves a nation without effective armed forces, I just object to some of the shitty things they’re asked to do 👍

This is satire apparently but I find it hard to disagree.

If you knew anything about Guinea Pigs, you’d know they’re the most left-leaning and progressive of the rodents.

🎵 Liz is in a box, Liz is in a [checks] solid mohogany draped in Royal Standard box" 🎶 Okay, that's as disrespectful as I want to go. Look what you made me do!

RANCID.

MANDATORY RESPONSE KLAXXON

that reminds me, what's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? one makes your day, the other makes your hole weak

my money's on polarboy having followed his career since he broke in to the u13's team.

and your weak end

I bet The Fish knows who he is.

Funnier if someone had flattened it with a frying pan.

Downing Street has vowed to respond to the European Union’s legal action over the Northern Ireland Protocol ahead of the deadline that falls during the mourning period for the Queen, PA Media reports. PA says: "The bloc had demanded a response to its raft of infringement proceedings over the UK’s failure to comply with the post-Brexit rules before the end of Thursday. The EU was expected to relax the deadline, as it fell within the mourning period during which politics as normal is paused in Britain".

Exactly. The Queen is fucking dead and all some people want to talk about is a game of football being moved less than 24 hours. FFS.

Time to pretend I've been watching the A-League. Be right back.

The DVD will be out just in time for Christmas.

Booked up for The Hunters course at Slayley Hall. Ill take a lighter to burn my score card.

But but but...

That information would have been just as well understood without the picture. 😢

And the other part is because they know what they’re fighting for- their home. Morale and purpose are huge motivators.

No. Fuck off with your tawdry American bollocks.

A wing paddock for me