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Someone my lass works with was meant to be going travelling round Italy for a couple of weeks. She’s cancelled and gone to stay with her cousin in Hertfordshire so she can see the Queen lying in state and see the funeral procession. Absolutely fucking mental

What like his first wife...

Im going to have to ask that we use his proper title, just for context mind you.

It's true. It's why the Toontastic piss-ups got canned.

Aye, but he never made it past Calais as Pritius Patelinius was the Roman Commander at the time.

I’m convinced by the highly professional graphics employed if nothing else

Imagine pulling that shit for the hoppings?

CT saw the Queen appear in two short films with Bond and Paddington and the lines of reality got so blurred that he now can't tell what's real and what's fiction.

The anthem is offensive to me on several levels and I make a point of never standing for it let alone singing it. Caliing on a deity I don't believe in (but just one to the exclusion of the others citizens might follow) to protect a person born to that role by notional descent (they ran out of direct descendents of William I and had to bring in a German branch to keep the thing going) is a non-starter. No celebration of the people or country or sense of commonality as others have. "Born to reign over us" / "long to reign over us" _ a change made to the latter as that's somehow better when it's the "reign over us" that's the problem - this also backs the point I made earlier that they don't "serve us" - they rule us. If I was Scottish I'd also love "rebellious Scots to quell" - there's a rallying call for independence right there in the national fucking anthem.

We told you they were canned

Downside is I talk about stuff like this

CT about to fully burst into tears.

Divorcees IN DA HOUSE!

I was in London at that time….. I thought the country had lost its fuckin mind tbh. Am thinking that now too tbh…they’re just people ffs..

“I’m sorry, Mr. Zelensky. We cannot provide air support in your escalating conflict as our planes are too upset. They’ve locked themselves in the hangar with My Immortal by Evanescence blasting for a whole 10 days now”

They have the power to do anything they want. They can not pay taxes, they can circumvent employment laws to pay their servants pennies, ensure those servants are white etc etc. In fact its hard to find a law they aren't exempt from (See Prince Nonce). As Sammy mentioned they aren't above sending their representatives to dissolve commonwealth governments if they look a bit iffy. If Corbyn had won I'll bet when the pandemic came, the establishment and media would have called for his removal in the national interest and they would have roped in Liz to do it and not an eyelid would have been batted. That's why nothing will ever change fundamentally in this country because of the subservience to these cunts, their extended families and their entire class who allow the plebs to think their votes make a difference. Another example I've just thought of - Charles legally owns all of the land in this country - the true meaning of "estate" is a licence to buy and sell the right to occupy the land without true ownership. He can revoke that licence for any land he wants at any time. All because an ancestor of his won a fucking battle because the other side were knackered after walking the length of England.

"History being made". I don't deny it. The problem with this country though, unlike nearly all others, is we choose to live in history,, rather than acknowledge it and letting it flow over us. Nostalgic fantasy is literally destroying this nation.

That was your takeaway from the Olympics opening ceremony. "What did you make of that dad?" *CT sat glassy eyed* "James Bond is real. He's real. That's why this country is so great. This is gonna be the best Olympics ever. Bond will see to it."

Paddington is just some little cunt in a red hat and let’s not forget, an illegal immigrant. What money does he bring in? You’ll be saying that we can visit Peter Rabbit’s hutch next

he's ordered a bank holiday for the funeral. GOD SAVE THE KING (the cunt)

Mad watching that Privy Council stuff. Because this stuff hasn't happened for so long you don't realise quite what's involved. Then you see oh it's the psycho who just got made PM by 80,000 mad pensioners. And there's the lass she gave a job to 2 days ago who now gets to swear in a new King. And there's some bloke from the Church, presumably selected by God to add his signature to the whole thing too. It's fucking barmy. We all saw the cunty side of the new King when some stuff on the desk got in the way of him adding his fucking MASSIVE signature to something.

Wonder Woman Jr?

Anyone for a chip of the old block??? 😍

I snuck into the Trent and snapped this gif of you last weekend man. "You see Joseph of Arimathea? That's you that is. That's your mum."

Has Truss just fixed all our energy prices at over double the normal cost for the next two years just as the price is about to return to normal?!

Nice of Greggs to pay tribute to such a dedicated staff member.

There's nothing on there to stop me running in my planned outfit, thank God.

You can borrow this picture to send him

Wilson changed it so our definition is citizen rather than subject. You can argue over whether that really matters and how many people are happy to deny the change but it was made.

Thr Sun I think, mayb NotW. The context here he was cheating on Di, the people's princess. They were on her side and had a hate campaign against Charles. Of course phone tapping is disgusting, and was revealed for what it was in the Millie Dowler case. The press really are scum, yet they have a huge impact on our country.

Constitutionally you're a subject. See, this is another thing, people argue that she is just a figure head. Fair enough. Then why the fuck are we going on like this? Did anyone act like this even when their own grandparent died. I find it bizarre.

Just reminded there by Charles that he only represents the protestant religion. Btw, who remembers when our King said this?

I agree, but the point I was attempting to make was all this pageantry keeps the cash rolling in but more importantly keeps the whole gig going, keeps it alive. We’ll never be rid of it, and most in this country will continue to bow,scrape,genuflect,boot lick and tug their forelocks and be fuckin happy doing so. Your kids can never aspire to be head of state as in the US 👍

Im still researching “fucking socialist” on Pornhub

Says the bloke that waits for his wife to go out before just randomly deciding IT'S MORNING MOVIE TIME...... featuring the well known for keeping her clothes on Kelly Brook. Better wanking material for you this morning tbf.

To my dying day, I will never understand why people are happy to subjects rather than citizens, and being reigned over like we are fucking corgis. Its so fundamentally wrong in this day and age. Was thinking this morning what a sham our democracy is. In one week we have changed prime minister and head of state, and the people have had no say in this whatsoever. We don't even live in a nominal democracy.

Thou shalt mourn

Talk about gigantic jugs of joy

I must say I am laughing my tits off this morning. My Brother In Law who I love to bits gets a bit confused at times. He was saying it wasn't mad that sport was cancelled etc and its the right thing to do. This morning on the family WhatsApp group he's kicking off as he can't buy his Christmas tickets for a local event as they've postponed the sale out of respect. These people are all the same. Until it has an impact on them eh?

Agree with all of that, additionally, it’s an absolute dirge of a tune. If Charlie is serious about celebrating our diversity, he’ll dump this abomination and commission an instrumental by Dappy and whatever is left of UB40.