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The Big P was just getting his guard down

Can you start a podcast please? Any subject is fine.

Ohhhh the BBC have just spectacularly fucked up their subtitles when describing Camilla’s title of Queen Consort rather than Queen Regina 🙈

SITUATION DEFUSED. The undeniable charm of Pearson wins the day.

Should have gone all-in with this:

Gammon raaaaaage

Now you've done it.......

Most people don’t really give a shit imo. Beyond it being an historically significant moment. Lots of people do of course, and that is fine. It’s the way it’s presented that you have to be deeply affected that bugs me. Not least by the ‘free speech’ advocates

can’t believe Lowes jeopardised his well-paid employment with Wraith and the NUFC Matters boys

Adam P’s video covering this SAGA will be a must watch, for Gemmill at least.

Not sure there’s much of a need or market for a parody version

Got an e-mail from the school. Apparently they will offer psychological support for the children during this time of national grief. They didn't offer this to kids during the pandemic ffs! What is going on?

Been embroiled in a fucking row with other members of the football club over what we should / shouldn't be doing. The FA have imposed an 'all football' cancellation for this weekend right down to grassroots level so my match is off but the argument is around training. Some coaches understandably want to proceed with training this evening but we've got the dramatic minority saying we should cancel all activity and it'd be disrespectful of us not to do so / we're not teaching kids what is right.... yada yada... What a load of bollocks! Give them the option to do it if they wish. Conversely allow them to stand down if they so desire. Apparently I have 'no respect'

Another one to raise your spirits at this difficult time

* Blocked by employer, employee link sent to employer's IT department.

FFS an hour of bastard bell ringing now. I work near two fucking churches.

Reminded me of this:

Our banknotes should have this on.

I had to look this up, unbelieveable we will spunk this much money cos the boss has retired. Good job Truss has found the money forest. https://news.sky.com/story/queens-death-what-needs-to-change-now-from-money-to-post-boxes-and-the-national-anthem-12692998# I managed to upset my youngest yesterday, told her that all cash was invalid now as it had the queen's head on it and not Charles. She was close to tears cos she thought all her birthday money was worthless. She is so naive and I am such a cunt (for about 30 seconds!).

Help me, I'm already flagging here lads, I don't think I can last the full 10 days without LOSING MY SHIT. I like to listen to the radio whilst I wfh, and R5 is predictably back to back coverage telling me the queen is dead. Repeating the same shit over and over. Fair enough, but then ALL the other radio staions are doing it, and playing mournful shit slow shit ballads in between. To make matters worse I've cancelled my music streaming services to save money, guess I'll have to sign up again. I love the way we are getting no time off work but anything remotely joyful is cancelled. Get yourself to graft, but we don't care whether your a republican or not, you're not watching football. The fate of the Great North Run is still in the balance. If that is cancelled it's a sign this country is truly insane, no different ot Argentina and Eva Peron. 60,000 runners, most of whom have been training for months. All the cancelled transport, hotels, and money raised for charity, gone. It won't be possible to rearrange it. Fucking madness even considering cancelling this.

New Pornhub search ?

It's where Mick gets his lunchboxes.

Being a huge fat cunt won't help

He’s going to turn up in blackface, and a Rasta wig, isn’t he?

A minutes silence for Mick Lowes NUFC Matters tenure.

Really nicely put together graphic on that tweet.

You're in good company.

I don't get all this grief. Its not a shock. Suzanne Reid saying shit like she was the most constant presence in all our lives. I literally never gave her a worthwhile thought in all my life. That includes when my granny made me watch the speech at xmas. Nowt against her, she seemed okay - bar harbouring a paedo and hating Diana (you can swap hate for another word if you like).

I got bombed out of a WhatsApp group of several of my closest friends yesterday afternoon for posting this

Agreed. I've heard fucking NOWT in the press about me getting covid and honestly I haven't felt great the last few days.

The woman was head of state for 70 years. I think a period of mourning is to be expected. But it should stop after today up until her funeral. Life goes on for the rest of us, no one actually benefits from an extended shutdown of things.

That’s £1 million a month if you’re struggling, CT

Spoke to my mate and she confirmed that Baines will NOT be joining.

Are we meant to be grateful that our energy bills have "only" doubled in price in recent months thanks to the governments energy plan? Locked in for 2 years, just long enough to normalise people paying £2500 a year for gas and electric without touching big oils profits.

He just wanted to go on Twitter and talk about his beloved team/dead monarch.

I still knocked one out last night. It’s what she would’ve wanted, Gor Bless ‘Er.

Fuck the fuck off 😉

*checks for Royal Appointment crest.

Footballs been cancelled and I don't even get a fucking day off. useless.