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Last night I was sitting in the lounge minding my own business after the kids were put to bed. I had the big light on. Wor lass walked into the room and turned the big light off, fuck knows why. She didn’t turn any other lights on, there was a little residual light coming from the kitchen. About three fucking minutes later she said to me, in absolute seriousness, “what are you doing sitting here in the dark?!”

Napoli v Liverpool.....

Gemmill thought he was one of the last toontastic Spartans, standing before the covid Persian horde but he was just one of the Greek allies sent home when the real Spartans knew they were going to be surrounded.

They're the Sunderland of political parties. Short lived and incompetently replaced managers, paedo scandals, Brexit backing, inflated sense of self regard, etc.

Never had it. Never had a night off work throughout the madness. No side effects from any of the vaccines or booster. Never added to anyone’s T&T so didn’t even get a sly 10 days off for nowt. Worked on Covid ITU and was present at at least 50 intubations of deteriorating covid patients. I’m either invincible or a robot. And I think I win.

He'll sharp forget you two when he's hitting the skate park with Dr Gloom.

Okay, maybe she's a better Thatcher impersonator that I gave her credit for.

She's anti gay, anti abortion, and I've seen her say some fucking awful things to try and defend her party's demonising of poor people. She deserves every shit thing that gets said about her, the disgusting fat pig.

They’re all behind her, baying and cheering.

64, read it and weep fucking whippersnappers. It's not that great tbh, I have to have the obligatory "precautionary piss" before leaving a pub, safety first and all that.

I think we’re losing sight of what’s important. Gemmill lost

Not saying the mackems are deluded, but weren’t they on about going for Potter when Neil left?

Have you forgotten about David Bowie playing Roker Park? 'GOOD EVENING, NEWCASTLE!'

The Spice Girls is a good name for the women of Sunderland 👍🏻

Coffey cheering there looked like the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man when he got angry. She's a human hob nob.

From 2018 apparently:

Tories 'Til We Die.

Does the evidence of Howe’s tenure including the first month of this season not suggest we are a match for anyone? What you’re correctly suggesting is that we need better squad depth. We’re not going to wipe out 14 years of neglect in two windows. Some people are having difficulty accepting that though….

He interviewed the lad for an entire hour but "ran out of time" and that's how sportswashing happens, as much as they want to blame the working class fan. He's the same as Delaney, targeting the fans consta but there's absolute radio silence when an inconvenient truth is raised.

The broken Ken doll.

'I want to break free' and the video too close to home, BD?

I know right!?

SHE'S single?! No way.

Yes

Always a good opportunity to unearth this classic thread

That list the Sunderland Echo did btw. 5 (FIVE ffs, not 10, not 20 but 5 ) reasons Sunderland is better than Newcastle. It was so embarrassing they took it off their website iirc. One of the reasons was a swimming pool

Bob Mortimer described them as "walking about like the aliens from district 9"

I'd rather buy a season ticket for sunderland. fucking appalling band. radio ga ga goo goo, is probably the worst record ever made.

Was there, they were gash

People won't forget the next two years, despite what the Tory press want to print. I think this is actually the end game for the Tories, they've been regressing back into themselves since Cameron left and Truss is going to be the end result. I know you've expressed doubts about past false claims that the Tories are finished but this time they really are. Only Labour can fuck this up now.

I wouldn't read too much into that. It's just very difficult to keep your head in an upright position when you've got five chins.

Glaswegian kebab shop owner

He was a junior minister for NI under Cameron. Not that even being Secretary of State for NI counts given no one ever wants the job or does it when they do have it.

And this will be her downfall. She was never one of the headbangers but she let them do the dirty work to get her where she is now. Instead of trying to unite the party she's pretty much let the ERG take over government while ignoring the fact that she has excluded large swathes of the more 'moderate' parliamentary party who are now going to have it in for her from day one. On the other side she'll have people in government not afraid to throw their toys out of the pram if she doesn't let them get their way.

Howe wouldn't leave here for Chelsea, I don't think. Sounds daft but I think he knows he's valued here. Chelsea fans would think they were better than him and there'd he a target on his back from day one.

Agreed, this cabinet will be even more off the rails than Johnson's, and Johnson got a huge (undeserved) covid dividend where lots of people thought he was doing a good job for a bit. Truss won't get that, her cabinet will do wacky shit, and she has none of the Johnson big majority protection factor. She's gonna be a fucking disaster and it's gonna unravel fast, I reckon.

He should accuse her of opening her legs and flashing her biffer to put him off.…

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I reckon Starmer will be terrified of being accused of bullying or mansplaining so will be even more aneamic than usual. Truss will obviously just be an embarrassment, though no doubt cheered to the rafters for this week at least. I will no doubt listen because I hate myself

Hopefully when Rodgers gets sacked and there's a mass exodus we can get him for a more reasonable fee. We are only an Almiron and Willock replacement away from being a match for anyone.

As you get a bit older, remember the precautionary, or should I say "safety" piss, do not get taken by surprise, a good set of bushes or dark corner are not always readily available. I would supplement this advice with the "safety piss" is a sensible precaution before venturing anywhere where toilet facilities cannot be guaranteed to be within a 2 minute reach.

Not on me, no. Maybe I was thinking of the bright side of the road. Or the clean end of the arse