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ps..... can't help but notice ct pulled a flanker there in warding off competition by dropping in the reminder 5 minutes late. what a twat.

Go to the match for the first time in years, fucking NIL NIL with a perfectly good goal disallowed AND come away with Toon Army COVID. Absolute fucking bullshit. Developed a cough and a steaming headache yesterday. Home test this morning and for the first time ever there's two lines. I can only imagine there's a new SUPERSTRENGTH strain so I suggest all of you lot lock yourselves in the house and place draught excluders at every possible point of virus entry.

Rumoured that PGMOL are giving this bloke a shout about a job.

Listen dickhead, I've got Amtico too but I didn't open with that because I'm not a COMPLETE bellend. You go herringbone first and then you try and shoehorn the Amtico in later, you classless Hyacinth Bucket bastard.

The only good thing about Therese Coffey is that you don't see anyone her size reach old age.

She’s doing as she’s told… “don’t touch the profits of BP or Shell, we’ve had them on the phone and we don’t want it to be awks with the board members at the autumn ball’ Another massive transfer of public money into private hands. This is neo liberalism in action. This is it to a tee. I don’t have kids but I feel sorry for all yours. Unless one of them can lead a movement to tear the world to bits and start again. Which, having intetracted with some of you for over a decade, seems unlikely

I heard a bit of his farewell speech on 5 Live earlier and they were scrambling to figure out his reference to Cincinnatus returning to his plough and eventually figured out it a Roman reference to a farmer who became absolute dictator and then after victory in 16 days returned to his farming. What they failed to explain was that Cincinnatus returned for a second dictatorship. This is exactly the sort of classical bullshit Johnson likes to come out with and I think reveals his true intentions.

not gonna lie, still a bit disappointed he didn't do an oz on klopp me like...

The cunt should be dropped into the middle of the away end on Sunday so the bent bastard can explain himself.

Since we both got screwed over by VAR last weekend whose gonna get done by it this time? 😉 Prediction, 1-0 to West Ham, scoring in the 99th minute after 3 min of stoppage time, with VAR overturning a clear Paqueta dive into a pen and sending Botman off. Afterwards, Eddie finally loses his cool and clotheslines the ref on the way down the tunnel. 🥳

Turns out he hasn't been injured at all, he's been in Turkey for the past month.

Like how the fuck was the ref not remotely inquisitive about what immediately preceded the moment when Joe Willock became a human missile? Blame Lee Mason for sending it back to the ref, but fucking hell mate, when have you seen a footballer fly through the air sideways, forming a fucking c shape in the air and clean out a goalkeeper, and they actually intended to do it. He should remain a very inexperienced ref for the rest of his life.

Sugar Daddy opportunity for you there, MF.

I saw the replay ONCE from about as far away as you can get (literally last seat in the Milburn stand up against the wall) on the stupid little "Big screen", and it was obvious there had been a foul on Willock simply because nobody in their right mind throws them self at the keeper like that. He was fully ragdolled at the bloke.

Finally one Tory MP prepared with a plan I can back.

Steve spotted Dr. Cinik in the crowd with a view to sorting out his hair treatment programme

You’d really have no complaints if both teams got very light penalties here, like. So, it’s almost nailed on that some atrocious decision is going to ruin someone’s day

RobinRobin will be along soon from the top of his mountain in New Zealand to tell us that his kiwi hermit lifestyle means he hasn't had it yet. But quite honestly, he can just fuck off.

Suck wah own sausage?

I am sure you will have the quickest and most perfect recovery ever. You'll be back to abnormal by tomorrow.

What an arse kisser

That’s our assurance? Fucking hell, throw it in the fucking sea.

Ideally to this

I think we’re losing sight of what’s important. Gemmill lost

Never had it. Never had a night off work throughout the madness. No side effects from any of the vaccines or booster. Never added to anyone’s T&T so didn’t even get a sly 10 days off for nowt. Worked on Covid ITU and was present at at least 50 intubations of deteriorating covid patients. I’m either invincible or a robot. And I think I win.

Jesus Christ, COVID is making you extra salty, isn't it?

This is what I've been saying! How come there is absolutely no talk of capping the profits of energy companies? Instead the government is literally handing them huge sums of cash eventually paid for my the tax payer. It's scandalous.

He also said that he’d saved Ukraine single handed, which has a small element of truth, but is undermined somewhat by his assertion in 2014 that the annexation of Crimea by Russia was the fault of the EU

No point in Therese hiding the Nazi gestures now.

I was still living and breathing away from Toontastic during said pandemic. Pipe down second place

Just had blueberries with Greek yogurt for breakfast. By some distance the classiest breakfast anyone on here will have had this morning and tasted every fucking sour morsel unfortunately.

I would say “hope you don’t lose your taste” but I’ve seen some of your guitars and you’ve never had any anyway.

I'm perhaps old and jaded, but I've said this 3 times in the past 25 years... They have the media sewn up and marketing is all powerful nowadays.

Things will start to improve in three months Wonderful!

Pinched a bus

Thats obviously why the other cunt hand her notice in today. The problem with Truss is that she isn’t going to want anyone in cabinet more intelligent than her. And that’s a very fucking low bar to crawl under.

Hold on! Who?

Ever since Brentford got an official turmeric sponsor, all bets are off. I hope we become the official football club of the Star Bar

condolences

They are, and always have been, a party of destruction. They’ve destroyed communities, unions, rights and now the country. I can’t think of one, single policy of theirs that benefitted the population as a whole, as opposed to the wealthy.

We are going to be paying for the mistake of ever electing the Tories for the rest of our goddamn lives. Once out of power, the party should be investigated for criminal negligence over the economy and shut the fuck down. It's not even about a difference of opinion anymore, they have ruined everything. Everything they have touched has gone to shit. Yes some of these causes are global in nature but they have left the country so frail and poorly disposed to deal with them because of their self indulgent, corrupt bullshit. We cannot afford to have the Tories in government ever again, they are dangerously incompetent. I think I'm at the stage where I'd join in if there was a move to forcibly remove them from power. We cannot afford any more of their incompetence, we really can't. Cretins like Truss pulling £100bn out of her arse for fucks sake, shit like that has consequences that span decades. I have zero trust in the money being used well or in anything like an optimal way. I have every expectation that we will be forced once again under the Conservatives to accept a lifetime of lower living standards just to indulge these venomous weapons. May they all burn in hell, along with everyone who votes for them from this point forward. Ignorance isn't an excuse anymore.